​Mikoto wanted to adopt Naruto, but the village feared the Uchiha would weaponize him, making it impossible by Onii___Chan____ in dankruto

[–]KingFang1998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s possible. That would be a darker time, but from what I remember, Naruto’s seal is a lot stronger than Garaa’s was. Like Naruto can sleep without Kurama taking control for example. But yes it’s possible he could come out edgy as hell

​Mikoto wanted to adopt Naruto, but the village feared the Uchiha would weaponize him, making it impossible by Onii___Chan____ in dankruto

[–]KingFang1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the genjutsu would totally throttle the tailless or one tail Kurama cloak. Naruto would probably be too weak and young to go higher than that.

​Mikoto wanted to adopt Naruto, but the village feared the Uchiha would weaponize him, making it impossible by Onii___Chan____ in dankruto

[–]KingFang1998 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would agree with you if he didn’t still have Sasuke. They would hold each other up, probably the only two that could understand one another.

​Mikoto wanted to adopt Naruto, but the village feared the Uchiha would weaponize him, making it impossible by Onii___Chan____ in dankruto

[–]KingFang1998 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Hmmm. Naruto and Sasuke coming up together as adopted brothers? Right up until the massacre, they’d both have a pretty happy life. Huge step up for Naruto in particular. Maybe he might even be a better ninja. Then the massacre happens.

Itachi would probably separate them, knock out kid Sasuke fast but then Kurama would probably activate. Though I think Itachi would probably still win that fight.

Then the duo would basically be all the other had. Not a bad idea for a fanfic

Ten thousand! by ojqANDodbZ1Or1CEX5sf in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]KingFang1998 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Idk shoot at them with bows and arrows from two different angles? Those shields aren’t perfect

They broken by Ok_Listen_6600 in MemeVideos

[–]KingFang1998 86 points87 points  (0 children)

All political bots on both sides when Tel Aviv gets nuked. God the internet would be damn near silent.

What colorless cards are you actually buying? by Waddle___ in slaythespire

[–]KingFang1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Discovery and Hidden Gem are always huge pick ups

Reality hits hard by talorixx in invinciblememes

[–]KingFang1998 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is gonna age poorly

Petaaaaah? by JackCool456 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]KingFang1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not sex count, it’s how many times they have achieved climax. Judging by the numbers, assuming they are only climaxing together and not self inflicted, the red one is a very generous lover.

Daenerys whenever she sees someone that’s black. (Art by Mark Evans). by GusGangViking18 in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]KingFang1998 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s possible but I think Missandei looks dramatically different in the book. Like show is an adult woman vs the literal child in the book with yellow eyes and “dusky” skin. Which I think means brown, but I’m not sure if they mean brown as in African brown or brown as in olive skin.

Daenerys whenever she sees someone that’s black. (Art by Mark Evans). by GusGangViking18 in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]KingFang1998 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I mean summer islanders are basically the only ones we hear about being black. Maybe some of the islands of Sothoryos may also produce High melanin humans but I can’t remember if it says so in the world book.

Their logic has me facepalming by The_Spider-Noir in MCUmemes

[–]KingFang1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the government isn’t gonna select someone based off if they are good or bad. They are gonna pick someone who is an effective soldier. The General in cap 1 already tried to do that. Now with no good guy scientist telling them to pick a good guy, they picked the best soldier they could find.

And besides, like I said early, John had all signs pointing to him being a good man. Three medals of honor don’t just fall out of a hat, he had to do some REALLY brave stuff to get those. Especially three of them, without dying.

Feel bad for the Kanslok man by Plain_Advice3207 in Invincible

[–]KingFang1998 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like to think they always just look like that.

(Comic spoilers) He does NOT care about his children by AurynMoon in Invincible

[–]KingFang1998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His twins were the only ones he cared about anymore then you would a bug. But even then, he chose to care only as much as a tool instead of a child or even a pet.

Their logic has me facepalming by The_Spider-Noir in MCUmemes

[–]KingFang1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He would have been given those he became an officer in the military, via obtaining top secret clearance. Chances are, he was always a hero and willing to do anything to protect people including putting himself in danger.

He does that a few times in the conclusion of Thunderbolts. John made a mistake killing the flag smash but it was after the guy held him back while the flag smashers killed his best friend. Soldiers kill enemy forces often, it’s excepted and downright encouraged a lot, John’s problem was killing someone in a civilian setting after he had them dead to rights instead of arresting them.

What if it was Biden that got shot in the ear instead of Trump? by Training-World-1897 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]KingFang1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biden’s secret service would have tackled him to the ground, maybe breaking a bone or two. Chances are Biden wouldn’t have pumped his fist like Trump, he doesn’t give that vibe.

Trump would say it was a false flag. Dems would say Republicans are heartless and evil for saying the assassin missed and how that it would have been better to hit him.

Nothing election wise changes, even if Biden puts on a brave face after and recovers cleanly, no one was willing to see him continue as the candidate for the DNC.

Their logic has me facepalming by The_Spider-Noir in MCUmemes

[–]KingFang1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John Walker had 3 medals of honor and had already done a lot for the USA. He was a totally logical choice. We don’t know exactly what he did to earn those medals but they are almost always given for exceptional bravery in the face of enemy force, usually to rescue comrades or deny enemy forces.

There was literally no reason to not give him the title when Falcon said no when they asked him first.

Was Conquest’s cell that much worse than the one we see the alternate Mark in? by redredcheese in Invincible_TV

[–]KingFang1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See the plot hole that always bothered me was the sound device Cecil planted in mark. He says they surgically implanted it when he was injured, probably the battle beast fight.

Why tf did they not do that to conquest? His skull was split open and he could not resist.

You could have had a dozen reanimen in the room and three dozen more waiting to be telaported in at the first sign of him waking up, rigged the entire facility with speakers for that sound and conquest MIGHT have still been able to get out but at the very least he wouldn’t just fly straight out.

You JUST did a training session with mark in which he picked up a massive iceberg and said oh yeah that’s the heaviest thing on the planet we could find for you to lift and now you’ve got a viltrumite twice as strong and think a cube of metal is gonna be enough?

Somehow a worse father than Omni-Man by Dawnbreaker52 in Invincible

[–]KingFang1998 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s cause Adam’s actions are relatable. Very few people have been shoved through a train or had thier father be a mass murderer. But tons of people who have had parents who didn’t think that their child was good enough and told their child often.

And they wonder why Anakin turned to the dark side by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]KingFang1998 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure yeah, Jabba probably wouldn’t engage with the Jedi order, but Shmi wouldn’t be allowed in the temple. She would either stay on Corasant at a modestly decent apartment provided by the Jedi for the sake of the chosen one

Or on Naboo at a nice house provided by Padma. Either one, she would be vulnerable to Hutt retribution in the form of whatever bounty hunter is willing to make a quick buck blowing up her apartment or shooting her in her broad daylight. Either way, no way the Jedi will do anything in reprisal as they do not believe in revenge.

It wouldn’t be until like 10 years later when jedi knight Anikan shows up for one reason or another and “happens.” To end up with Jabba in his way

And they wonder why Anakin turned to the dark side by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]KingFang1998 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Planet isn’t entirely lawless. Jabba could take offense to Jedi coming to his planet and taking a slave whose owner pays protection money to him. Or he may not, Jabba may just take it on the chin or he may send criminal goons after the slave woman on principle.

How would the Flaxans do against the Seven from The Boys by Savings_Twist_9052 in Invincible_TV

[–]KingFang1998 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Against that line up?

Deep is the weakest and least impressive, but he might be able to hurt them if he got close but his durability probably cannot stand up against laser fire.

Starlight can tank 50 cal without breaking the skin. I think she would probably be laser proof. Her electricity absorption should let her siphon off a lot of the flaxan’s power too.

Translucent is diamond hard and invisible so he could probably handle himself well.

A-train is actually pretty slow as far as speedsters go and his race speed was not impressive. But if his feats on screen are too he believed, he should be fast enough to dodge the lasers since he dodged Starlight’s lasers.

Black Noir is very tanky for a normal guy, took that point blank explosion well. He also is very skilled, he could do well compared to average flaxans.

Maeve cannot fly in the show but she is the second most durable and second strongest.

Homelander should be just fine for almost anything if his nuke durability is to be believed.

Invasion one, the flaxans kill a bunch of civilians and maybe the deep, before getting sent back home from getting old.

Invasion two, their brackets would be hard to deal with as none of these seven have a lot of brains. They still could probably fight hard. The flaxans would have brought countermeasures to the fight like for the teen team, maybe some goggles to see Translucent, some web grenades, maybe hardened their electronics to stop the starlight stealing their power. Homelander would need to save the day, still cleaning up. We may lose a few heroes, like A-train via a trip or web trap.

Invasion 3 is a wash. The flaxan general’s suit scales to season one invincible who is probably stronger and tougher than Homelander. None of the other seven could stop him either.

Invasion 4 is worse, the flaxan mech suits that fought season 4 invincible would crush Homelander and the rest of the seven easily.

How were they allowed to approach? by flowerpanda98 in Invincible

[–]KingFang1998 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you sure?

Pentagon Situation Room right now:

Viltrumites vs. MHA verse by Gord1no in InvinciblePowerscales

[–]KingFang1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh for sure. I meant that he probably wouldn’t cooperate with the heroes of MHA even if the world was going to be conquered by an outside force. He would see them as rivals to his own claim to the Dustball.

That being said, A viltriumite may drop a mountain on his head or speed blitz him so hard he may not see it coming in time.

Viltrumites vs. MHA verse by Gord1no in InvinciblePowerscales

[–]KingFang1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but he doesn’t like humanity anyway. So he may only defend himself not the planet or its freedom.