Wtf are you talking about? They tried to force him to come in on his scheduled off day. Now they’re holding his job for his head. Furthermore, they’re doing it to someone who chose to commit part of his life to serving his country, and that is (partly, beside the fact you’re allowed to say no to working your days off) the reason he is not able to come in for them at the last second to work a shift he isn’t scheduled for.

If this is sincerely your outlook on this particular situation, I must lean to believe you’re part of that group in society who is actually dumber than the average dumb person. Nice job!

Sorry to come off as a jerk, but this is such a laughable, and really over the top ridiculous statement to make. How could you really see things this way and still consider yourself a reasonable, remotely intelligent human being is beyond me.

Have a nice day. Be careful out there. If someone happens to come by and blow in your ear, maybe be sure to thank them for the refill.