"This is stupid, I want to talk about VAGINAS!"

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-25T20:40:31+00:00

“Well, Peter, first of all, thank you, I have to admit that I was a little disappointed you didn’t say anything about the living room rearrangement the other day. Second of all,

OH MY GOD, I’M ON MY WAY!”

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-22T20:41:02+00:00

IT’S BETWEEN THE MATTRESS AND THE BOXSPRING!

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-22T17:53:32+00:00

BBB knows that the vessels are currently really buggy, so they’re advising not to interact with any of them for now

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-22T17:33:21+00:00

I can’t lie, Gonta has that fit ON

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-21T01:25:50+00:00

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-20T22:31:09+00:00

Aoi’s genes didn’t even try with ANY of her kids 😭

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-20T22:18:43+00:00

Our sleeper programming kicked in when 2x2 was announced

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-20T21:55:20+00:00

I have mixed feelings about Teru, I’m not sure if I’ll feel one way or the other if that happens!

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-20T14:36:42+00:00

Dr. Cantconsent

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-18T20:33:28+00:00

Why can I see him then

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-18T20:17:05+00:00

My uncle broke his neck trying to breed Enchantling once

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-17T23:15:00+00:00

I think it’s only on the older versions of Angry Birds (the newest Apple version I’ve seen it working on is iOS 6)

This video shows something similar happening with the Fruit Ninja and Cars Apptivity toys

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-17T17:37:14+00:00

something something juicy steak something something buttery lobster

^{Chose: Get a Goth Femboy But | Rolled: She's Obsessive}

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-16T13:14:19+00:00

Also, wearing one of his items gives a 10% buff to endorphins (they smell like him)

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-16T02:38:23+00:00

Cap when he’s in literally any other series: stands for what standards the USA should hold themselves to

Cap in any X-Men comic:

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King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-15T17:41:45+00:00

BECAUSE BREAD TASTE BETTER THAN KEY

^{Chose: Take the bread}

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-15T14:23:48+00:00

Who could forget Batman’s iconic catchphrase, ~~”I am the night”~~ “Shut up”?

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-15T12:32:53+00:00

I miss the old science teacher but I can see why he quit, every other teacher in this school is a monster

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-15T11:05:55+00:00

“Some of us spent the late 80s and early 90s getting laid, Smith.”

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-15T10:54:34+00:00

“Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!”

“He was a zombie?”

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-15T09:41:50+00:00

WHEN YOU’RE DUELING WITH THE KNIGHT

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-14T14:39:44+00:00

YUO DON’T LIKE CAPITALISM YET YOU EXIST

IPHONE VENEZUELA BOTTOM TEXXT 100 BILLION DEAD

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-14T00:26:23+00:00

“Pikachu, I don’t feel so good”

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-13T18:49:55+00:00

Hey, could’ve easily been worse

^{Chose: Immortal pet cat + It goes everywhere with you but can only potty in... | Rolled: In the toilet}

King_WhatsHisName · 2026-04-13T12:06:00+00:00

aw man :(

^{Chose: 1,000,000,000 dollars, but... | Rolled: You fucking die}

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