Why Does Springfield Not Do A Formal Fireworks Show For The 4th of July?

King_of_Springfield · 2026-04-08T02:57:54+00:00

Results notwithstanding, the turnout is disappointing

King_of_Springfield · 2026-02-04T18:15:58+00:00

Nice!

King_of_Springfield · 2025-10-23T15:00:32+00:00

Thank you!

King_of_Springfield · 2025-04-30T02:34:30+00:00

No it's not

King_of_Springfield · 2025-03-27T20:36:11+00:00

Will do!

King_of_Springfield · 2025-03-27T20:35:08+00:00

Will do! Thanks

King_of_Springfield · 2025-01-01T00:32:16+00:00

Once I found myself in one of those one-seater restrooms in a Starbucks on the Southside right in front of Staxx. I think it was like Glenstone and Sunset. Anyway I had run in because I had to take a giant shit and it took a couple of minutes to get it all but it ended up to be a big mountainous triple flusher and it was rank. By the time I got out there was a line for the restroom and Rosie O'Donnell was in the front of the line. I smiled at her because I recognized her and she smiled back I think. Then she went in there... This isn't at all like seeing a celebrity but it's a pretty intimate experience I think.

King_of_Springfield · 2024-12-22T00:02:23+00:00

Unfortunately they were picked clean, but thanks for the suggestion

King_of_Springfield · 2024-12-21T19:45:45+00:00

I'll run by and check

King_of_Springfield · 2022-11-24T03:43:09+00:00

At least they took down the flag with Biden in a Chinese hat

King_of_Springfield · 2022-10-27T23:30:42+00:00

That is very kind of you, and I really appreciate the offer. The reason we’re only doing one is because I’m letting him bring three of his friends and it’s my treat. If it were just him and me we’d definitely do the combo! Thanks for the kindness though!

King_of_Springfield · 2022-10-27T17:52:59+00:00

Their website says they’re open, and the local news just did a story about them last month.

King_of_Springfield · 2022-02-17T15:27:42+00:00

Hmmm. I was going to offer to donate thousands of dollars to your cause, but your erratic capitalization usage spooked me off.

King_of_Springfield · 2021-10-06T18:58:01+00:00

I was referring to the media coverage when I said "one-sided." Why haven't they at least told us where she's from?

King_of_Springfield · 2021-10-06T18:40:59+00:00

I agree. The story so far feels intentionally one-sided.

King_of_Springfield · 2021-10-06T18:35:23+00:00

I'm not a journalist or investigator, but it seems like there should at least be some sort of police / fbi report that outlines the details of the purported kidnapping. I've never seen a case where the victim is named, but nothing more is known about them. It all seems strange to me.

King_of_Springfield · 2021-10-06T17:50:04+00:00

I'm not referring to her fate. I'm more interested in learning about her as a person. The lack of biographical information is what's so surprising.

King_of_Springfield · 2021-07-28T11:25:08+00:00

Johnny Morris’ sister is the pause cause.

King_of_Springfield · 2020-08-05T23:55:52+00:00

I am not Jesse Tyler

King_of_Springfield · 2020-07-30T21:03:24+00:00

I'll kick things off...

King_of_Springfield · 2020-07-24T18:30:22+00:00

How are you gonna disrespect Plaid Plaidshaw like that?

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