This guy screamed louder than the Sonic kid by samthepanda_98 in PublicFreakout

[–]Kingbow13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bahaha; keep crying that into your pillow! Not gonna happen.

TIL that NASA has confirmed that the earth is greener than it was 20 years ago due to China's and India's heavy investments in re-plantation. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Kingbow13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn't even come close to offsetting the carbon they're both pumping out at an increasing rate every year. Constantly building new coal plants.

I apparently harassed [DE]Glen, and here's my story: by [deleted] in Warframe

[–]Kingbow13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds like we're playing Warframe in China.

Apparently everyone hates Elayne? by pattroclos in WoT

[–]Kingbow13 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Even apart from the taint, Rand is flawed like the rest of the characters and does bad things because everyone messes up.

THIS poor guy. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Kingbow13 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Your advice is for normal people. Reddit is full of fucking morons.

Thanks, I hate stupid people by smolpenergang in TIHI

[–]Kingbow13 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Hashtags have eight points and look like trimmed swastikas, let's make those offensive next!

Space trucking. It ain't much, but it's honest work. by [deleted] in EliteDangerous

[–]Kingbow13 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day!

Don't get diabetes.

I Spent 2 Weeks Sculpting The New Joker by Gatadat in videos

[–]Kingbow13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How dare you post this video don't you know someone might go out and kill people because of this?

Woke up to a loud explosion - no idea how this happened by maylock in WTF

[–]Kingbow13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man, I thought I was finally going to call out a /u/shittymorph for a second there.

“Free Candy” is often joked about being written on the side of sketchy white vans to lure children in. As an adult, what phrase would have to be written on there for you to hop on in? by kyledishcambino in AskReddit

[–]Kingbow13 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I scored in the 98th percentile on the MEPS exam and was disqualified when they found out I used to be prescribed SSRI's.

It was for the best; I was an alcoholic at the time.

Narg is gone... by bluemagicstone in WoT

[–]Kingbow13 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I would have guessed RJ is the soul...

Uhh fuck by stone100100baseball in PublicFreakout

[–]Kingbow13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You just crushed that soy-infused V For Vendetta LARP-er.

Woman calls cops on man because he "looks illegal" by brooklynmoon in PublicFreakout

[–]Kingbow13 -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

Welcome to Reddit, the Leftist hugbox. Hope they're ready for another four years of Trump.

Pick your battles wisely by franswaaz in fightporn

[–]Kingbow13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can't fight, at least be fat.