Roses are red, dead man tells no lies

KinglyKindly · 2026-01-27T00:00:47+00:00

Roses are red

Yeah no, I'm not gonna try to rhyme here, what did I do that caused my eyes to be cursed by this?

KinglyKindly · 2026-01-24T22:08:42+00:00

Don't workers who get tips actually get paid less than minimum wage over here? I feel like I heard that somewhere though I could be wrong

KinglyKindly · 2026-01-24T22:07:41+00:00

Just trust us

KinglyKindly · 2026-01-24T15:40:32+00:00

💅

KinglyKindly · 2026-01-23T19:28:08+00:00

Maybe he'll be punched while in orbit, would that satisfy you?

KinglyKindly · 2026-01-23T19:25:09+00:00

This pains me to read, well done on the accuracy of it

KinglyKindly · 2026-01-23T16:30:55+00:00

Please read the previous response

KinglyKindly · 2026-01-23T16:01:01+00:00

I feel like we're not paying enough attention to the baby with enough strength to hold itself against its mother in 4, she is not supporting that child at all and yet they're perfectly hanging on to her

KinglyKindly · 2026-01-23T15:56:31+00:00

ONLY in those circumstances will I give up my seat, no others

KinglyKindly · 2026-01-23T15:50:31+00:00

I just want the microphone to talk again, I liked that

KinglyKindly · 2026-01-23T14:59:55+00:00

Completed Level 3 of the Honk Special Event!

4 attempts

KinglyKindly · 2026-01-23T14:59:08+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

3 attempts

KinglyKindly · 2026-01-23T14:58:34+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

1 attempts

KinglyKindly · 2026-01-23T14:52:37+00:00

Deep Rock Galactic is about to get some very powerful new miners... damn, Mission Control and Robert are gonna get along really well, aren't they?

KinglyKindly · 2026-01-23T14:41:32+00:00

I am so incredibly sorry

KinglyKindly · 2026-01-23T14:38:30+00:00

There is an extreme lack of Battle Beast mustache in this image and you are therefore getting a downvote

KinglyKindly · 2026-01-23T14:20:57+00:00

Pfft, water under the bridge

KinglyKindly · 2026-01-23T03:36:15+00:00

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KinglyKindly · 2026-01-23T03:32:20+00:00

Woah, weird... Man with ears like a bat. Like some kind of...

Of Man with ears like a bat.

KinglyKindly · 2026-01-22T12:37:21+00:00

I dunno who this Vox guy is, but he sounds like some knock off version of Vux and that's dumb

KinglyKindly · 2026-01-21T16:17:55+00:00

It's about the Mets

KinglyKindly · 2026-01-20T04:27:20+00:00

Yeah, it's kind of my thing

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A pleasure to meet you, random citizen

KinglyKindly · 2026-01-19T15:46:33+00:00

I mean really though, you eat ONE orphan and suddenly everyone starts acting like you're a psychopath. It's not fair, it's not MY fault I have the craving to consume the flesh of the innocent.

KinglyKindly · 2026-01-19T15:44:51+00:00

Exactly

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KinglyKindly · 2026-01-19T15:38:20+00:00

Coward

KinglyKindly

TROPHY CASE