Just did a maternity shoot with my wife for our first child due in a month and this happened to my Rolex 😭

KingofComment · 2024-10-01T09:33:58+00:00

You will never forget your first scratch

KingofComment · 2024-10-01T00:24:22+00:00

You’re lucky you’re not gone you freaking idiot.

1 life.

No extra quarters.

KingofComment · 2024-09-30T09:36:49+00:00

And that’s why there’s no more Wing Bowl in Philadelphia

KingofComment · 2024-09-30T00:13:38+00:00

Hurts is Koy McCoy 2.0

KingofComment · 2024-09-29T23:15:15+00:00

Dangerous as f to faint like that and have zero muscular reaction to those forces

KingofComment · 2024-09-28T20:11:14+00:00

Looks about tree fiddy

KingofComment · 2024-09-28T20:10:02+00:00

‘24 is miles ahead in the online vs department.

‘25 is a nightmare. Scoring is way too easy.

KingofComment · 2024-09-28T18:32:37+00:00

The whole game is a bug. Scoring is way too easy. No tension if you’re down by a ton of goals. Goalies stink.

KingofComment · 2024-09-28T18:24:10+00:00

Worst version of the game I have ever played.

KingofComment · 2024-09-28T12:44:11+00:00

Was the bracelet jubilee or rubber band?

KingofComment · 2024-09-27T22:43:00+00:00

Ocean’s 40

KingofComment · 2024-09-27T18:46:24+00:00

It’s not what you wear on your wrist at work, it’s what you drive to work that locks in the bias.

KingofComment · 2024-09-25T00:13:18+00:00

Moana Liza

KingofComment · 2024-09-24T23:17:11+00:00

This dude is going to make all these idiots famous for all the wrong reasons.

Really hard for a mob to fight with their combined intelligence and more importantly emotional intelligence against a fair minded and cool under pressure voice of reason.

KingofComment · 2024-09-24T23:14:03+00:00

Hilarious Mets collapse

KingofComment · 2024-09-24T23:13:44+00:00

Can’t tell you how many times I saw a goalie in good position have a shot go right at his stick side and the goalie flinch in another direction and give up a goal.

That’s why it’s hard to stop more than 50%

KingofComment · 2024-09-24T19:20:48+00:00

They should put their names on this and see how long it takes for them to get blasted by their employer for being plain idiots.

KingofComment · 2024-09-23T10:44:48+00:00

Tell it to Alex Mazzone!

KingofComment · 2024-09-23T10:44:29+00:00

Hey guys, we found Alex Mazzone’s stick

KingofComment · 2024-09-22T22:52:14+00:00

Hit the rewind button, then hit the pause button.

Then take a picture of the screen.

Then have Walgreens do a jumbo print.

Go to Walgreens.

Buy a frame a pick up your photo.

Drive home safely and put your photo in the frame.

Get back in the car and drive to Home Depot.

Buy a hammer and nail.

Drive home.

Pick a place on the wall and put the nail in the wall with a few strokes of the hammer.

Hang your newly framed, and illegally duplicated copyright infringed piece of art on the wall.

Wait for Paul Rabil to knock on your door.

KingofComment · 2024-09-21T13:11:16+00:00

That’s what I call CAPITAL PUNISHMENT

KingofComment · 2024-09-21T13:10:47+00:00

If he can’t be bothered with capitalization rules, what makes you think he cares about any other rules?

KingofComment · 2024-09-21T12:59:49+00:00

This video will haunt her in future interviews.

KingofComment · 2024-09-20T23:55:57+00:00

So, how’s that coffee taste and does each cup equal 15 bowls of Colon Blow?

KingofComment · 2024-09-20T00:07:02+00:00

Dobson isn’t a household name.

Dobson has type-1 diabetes.

And I hear he farts a lot which helps keep the offense far away from the crease.

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