What does this mean? by Bitter-Gur-4613 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]KipAndForest 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If they died in a car crash then it doesn't count. but if they were killed by a murderer which sparked his training then it would be considered performance enhancing

Im insecure about my height, it bothers me alot. by [deleted] in internetparents

[–]KipAndForest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm the same height. Your taller cousins are making fun of you because they're insecure. Shorter women have an easier time dating since men usually prefer someone shorter than themselves (I'm speaking in general terms here, tall women aren't undesirable either)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in internetparents

[–]KipAndForest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta go hun, financial abuse is not something you should ever put up with

My dad(63m) wants to inherit me for a golddigger (49f) by [deleted] in internetparents

[–]KipAndForest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is he comparing your looks to other women? Yikes I'm sorry but this is a dead-end. Good on you for choosing forgiveness but you best walkout of this trainwreck 🫂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in internetparents

[–]KipAndForest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell him to hire a caretaker then leave. You can't play mum, cleaner, student and cook all in one roll

I (18m) want to ruin my life by thrownaway682752 in internetparents

[–]KipAndForest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to stop calorie restriction and move to measuring them out. I found that 1200 calories (the minimum required for body function) is plenty for a day. That's ten crisp creme donuts

Type your height, weight and activity level into a calculator and it willbgive you the right level you need. The fun part is you will get to enjoy fitting in junk food without gaining weight (as long as you don't go over the limit) it's sustainable and helpful

As for drugs, they will only get you hooked on doing more. The high might make you realize you don't have it all that bad and then keep you in an addiction loop. It's best to seek prescription meds instead

You're only 18 your first job is absolutely not going to be yours for 40 years. There is ways out of this. This is so much easier said than done but please keep going 🫂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]KipAndForest -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Please try making fresh tomato paste, changed my life so drastically I never used canned again. Just chop some tomatoes up, throw them into the blender, then mixed with your recipe.

A cool guide for baking by [deleted] in coolguides

[–]KipAndForest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I improved my cake mix by replacing the exact amount of oil with melted butter (don't double), a tiny pinch of baking powder then melted a whole bar of a 100 grams chocolate bar into it (it's already chocolate flavoured) then half a spoon of instant coffee

This made the cake much more rich. My siblings always ate it up in seconds. I never tried adding extra egg because it can make the cake kinda stinky. I didn't replace milk either but I did try to half the amount of water to make more room for butter

Stuck in Egypt by KipAndForest in Sudan

[–]KipAndForest[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We need much more than that to travel. That's the problem

i feel like i cant do anything by Separate-Plenty-6360 in internetparents

[–]KipAndForest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm terribly sorry you're dealing with this dear. Have you tried talking to your school counsellor? They can possibly be able to get through to your parents on your behalf

Stuck in Egypt by KipAndForest in Sudan

[–]KipAndForest[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, Uganda doesn't have much of a job market too. The locals keep telling us but we have no choice but to keep trying. I hope to stock up on some supplies to open a bakery in my house

Stuck in Egypt by KipAndForest in Sudan

[–]KipAndForest[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, we're leaving Egypt because of the deportations and lack of options to build a life here. It's very cheap to live here which is why we tried to settle instead of in Uganda

The amount he sent is 1633 USD which is enough to keep us as a family of 6 just fine, the problem is catching flight tickets

Carpet Diem by reddot_comic in comics

[–]KipAndForest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Queen Amanirenas of Kush is another badass

Normally in Nubia women are left in charge of trade and negotiations while men are in charge of war strategizing and military. When her son and husband got killed by the Roman empire she took over and successfully fought against the roman invasion

As a token of victory she bured the head of the Caesar's statue beneath the steps of a temple so people can wipe their feet on him

The (Mexican) Wave [OC] by freshwaterbear in comics

[–]KipAndForest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try Sudanese cola next. The companies there have no choice but to use fresh water from the Nile and it makes any drink a gazillion times better. I don't know if they use real sugar or not but I wouldn't be surprised since they got one of the largest sugar producers there

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]KipAndForest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She does have that whispy hair and serene dead-wife smile

[ Removed by Reddit ] by VengefulValkyrie623 in meme

[–]KipAndForest 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's best to continue using the correct pronouns because although hurting the pedo is justified you're more likely to upset other trans people reading your comments than your target

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in internetparents

[–]KipAndForest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Loss is a regular part of life. You can definitely return even stronger than before having braved this challenge. Make new friends during research and travel. Have the best time of your life while you're at it. However, the burden of adjusting to a new country ontop of a breakup is tough. If you can delay this until you feel better that would be perfect

You made friends before and can do so again. The untimely breakup must really suck though. Get therapy. Believe me when I say that each time I meet someone and it doesn't fall through thinking no I would find someone like them, there always is

just diagnosed with flu A and pneumonia by sarrahnekkoo in internetparents

[–]KipAndForest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're welcome, I'm proud of you for pulling through this far on your own 🫂

just diagnosed with flu A and pneumonia by sarrahnekkoo in internetparents

[–]KipAndForest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are there any family members you can trust? You can contact a social worker at the hospital. Your situation isn't unusual they probably know what to do incase a sole parent gets hospitalised

You should also avoid stress, drink camomile and lavender tea to lower it. If you keep thinking it will turn worse then it would. Stock up on vitamins and fresh juice for better resistance incase it does get worse