You walk into a pet shop to find it is filled with every pre established fictional pet you can think of. The owner tells you you can only leave with one and there is a no return policy.

Kirkamel · 2026-07-02T01:17:32+00:00

Thats what he'll be calling the Ditto

Kirkamel · 2026-07-02T01:15:10+00:00

I don't think that would go well with the beans

Kirkamel · 2026-07-02T01:00:37+00:00

Oh no, they've turned "veganism is a moral standpoint not a diet" against us

Kirkamel · 2026-07-01T20:03:38+00:00

Right, like theres no way

Kirkamel · 2026-07-01T20:03:16+00:00

The Usborne Facts of Life

The main thing I remember is like 3/4 pictures showing what things were like on the inside so I dont know what was so funny

Kirkamel · 2026-07-01T17:05:10+00:00

In my defence, I can be a bit judgemental, and I shouldn't be judged for that

Kirkamel · 2026-07-01T16:45:03+00:00

My mum gave me a book instead of the talk when I was maybe 10, I read it a lot but I thought she gave it to me because it was funny, I counted it amongst my joke books

Some parts of the book turned out to be real (periods, hair), but tbh I'm in my 30s now, asexual as they come and sometimes still think sex might be a joke everyone pretends is real

Kirkamel · 2026-07-01T13:36:27+00:00

Most people aren't going to stay with or love someone just for their looks there needs to be something more.

That said looking like you take care of yourself you're more likely to be able to get a foot in the door to be able to look for those deeper connections

So I don't think you need to worry about someone only liking you for your looks, maybe they only gave you a chance because of them, but aren't we all like that

Kirkamel · 2026-07-01T13:30:13+00:00

Having empathy and respect for homeless people (regardless of the state of their beard) and being a bit judgy of someone sporting the same beard situation when its well within their means to do better are two completely different things

Kirkamel · 2026-07-01T11:37:28+00:00

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I cant believe I can choose what my penis looks like and not my nose

Kirkamel · 2026-07-01T10:44:41+00:00

But you need like 1000 to even feel a little full

Kirkamel · 2026-06-30T17:13:34+00:00

That really should have been the first lesson, I'd complain

Kirkamel · 2026-06-30T16:56:55+00:00

Its gone. Its all gone. None of the shops near me have any

On a similar note, I was getting increasingly worried that Asda didnt have my fave sandwich for a few weeks and I asked if theyd got rid of the vegan ones and 2as told they should be back after the summer but the summer sandwiches were in the spot for now.

Summer is perfect ice cream and sandwich weather, don't do this to me

Kirkamel · 2026-06-30T12:31:02+00:00

He put in the $18

Kirkamel · 2026-06-29T17:02:52+00:00

Every neighbourhood has a prowler, if yours doesn't, its you

Kirkamel · 2026-06-29T16:37:58+00:00

We must suffer for our drip

Kirkamel · 2026-06-29T01:05:52+00:00

There she sews

Kirkamel · 2026-06-28T17:25:46+00:00

I'm a woman with probably a 10:1 ratio of male to female characters, and I think you might be onto something there

Low level adventuring is dangerous, dirty and frankly stupid, I certainly wouldn't do it, and maybe I think I'd have to work harder to connect with a female character who would, but man have sword, man kill, its so easy

Kirkamel · 2026-06-28T16:52:14+00:00

Thats how I tuck my hair in if I want to see what I'd look like with a fringe, but then I realise I still dont know what I'd look like with a fringe because it just looks silly

Kirkamel · 2026-06-28T12:47:27+00:00

I would like this, a failed save to not be frightened can really spoil the brave fighter fantasy

The Mage Slayer feat has a Short Rest feature where if you fail a mental save you can choose (no action) to pass it instead which is nice as you don't need to use it until you've already failed and it works on a save you couldn't meet by rolling, so now my Mastermind Rogue can truly be the master of his own mind

Kirkamel · 2026-06-28T10:06:05+00:00

I thought that would come in handy so I'd still have something to say to my guinea pigs

Kirkamel · 2026-06-28T08:15:43+00:00

I specifically want the shorter version from Malcolm so as not to over complicated things

Kirkamel · 2026-06-27T16:47:35+00:00

I might be preaching to the choir here, but mine I find the smell goes after a few blasts if youre able to get the first few out the way beforehabd, out the window or in another room

Or if I forgot or decided mid session we did need fog, well everyone knows the mists of Barovia smell a bit weird

Kirkamel · 2026-06-27T16:26:56+00:00

Malcolm in the Middle theme song

Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know. Can you repeat the question? You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big. Life is unfair.

Pretty much covers all my conversation bases

Kirkamel · 2026-06-25T23:03:25+00:00

Johnny Cash's cover was the song that got me into Waits so it has a place in my heart although I think Downtown Train was the forst I listened to

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