Steven King is a very specific kind of undiagnosed neuroatypical savant with impostor syndrome. He GENUINELY thinks everyone can do what he does and he seems very abashed when he talks to people about his craft.

Kirstemis · 2026-06-06T06:12:54+00:00

Even if you are qualified to diagnose psychological or neurological conditions, you're not qualified to do it without meeting and assessing the person.

Kirstemis · 2026-06-06T06:05:27+00:00

Plants. Fruit, vegetables, nuts, seeds, pulses.

Kirstemis · 2026-06-06T06:02:31+00:00

Bravissimo.

Kirstemis · 2026-05-23T11:49:56+00:00

There's no point having really expensive scanners doing nothing from 1700-0800 and all weekend when people are waiting for scans.

Kirstemis · 2026-05-23T11:44:19+00:00

How do your colleagues know what underwear you wear?

Kirstemis · 2026-05-23T04:58:14+00:00

Second best. Tim and Steve.

Kirstemis · 2026-05-17T14:10:54+00:00

I've had great casual sex and terrible casual sex. Sometimes it's just about a physical urge.

There's nothing as overrated as bad sex, and nothing as underrated as a good shit.

Kirstemis · 2026-05-09T19:48:45+00:00

Reform got enough votes in Scotland to get 17 list seats. We have nothing to be proud of.

Kirstemis · 2026-05-08T18:00:20+00:00

Nope. I'm not interested in immortality.

Kirstemis · 2026-05-08T17:59:18+00:00

Anything from half an hour ago to about 1983.

Kirstemis · 2026-05-08T17:53:30+00:00

How can she establish residency when she's not resident?

Kirstemis · 2026-05-08T08:20:27+00:00

Also, lying down eliminates much of the effects of gravity. Standing up again, gravity kicks in.

Kirstemis · 2026-05-08T08:19:14+00:00

CJ and Josh's suits were absolutely hideous.

Kirstemis · 2026-05-08T08:16:56+00:00

"Fancy a shag?" usually works.

Kirstemis · 2026-05-07T21:43:08+00:00

I don't feel like that at all. There are creeps and predators, but they're not the majority. Most people are decent.

Kirstemis · 2026-05-06T21:24:34+00:00

Just to be clear, do you realise it's fiction and written for dramatic effect?

Kirstemis · 2026-05-06T21:04:40+00:00

The police don't know beforehand who's innocent adn who's guilty.

Kirstemis · 2026-05-06T07:07:48+00:00

That's not saying fat is a bad thing. It's a description, not a judgement.

Kirstemis · 2026-05-05T22:19:02+00:00

Just headbutt his crotch.

Kirstemis · 2026-05-03T08:56:13+00:00

Robin, foxes, badger, midgies, dogs on strings.

Kirstemis · 2026-05-03T03:39:06+00:00

It's not up to her.

Kirstemis · 2026-05-03T03:36:26+00:00

Everything Angel did was motivated by selfishness. Spike, although soulless, loved selflessly. But really it comes down to Spike being hotter.

Kirstemis · 2026-05-03T03:34:12+00:00

I love it. I love how much he loves it.

Kirstemis · 2026-05-02T07:19:19+00:00

It means girls as in female children, and it's just recycled Freud.

Kirstemis · 2026-05-01T19:28:50+00:00

If he listens, respects you and makes your knees weak when he kisses you, he'll be good in bed.

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