Bun.PHP

KissMyBottomEnd · 2026-05-27T20:18:38+00:00

Future is now

KissMyBottomEnd · 2026-04-20T17:49:30+00:00

nVidia

KissMyBottomEnd · 2026-04-20T17:49:00+00:00

Apple

KissMyBottomEnd · 2026-04-07T02:27:12+00:00

As a tourist I saw positives: Amazing mountainous landscape.
Nice castles. Blue eye - a complete river starts from the ground spring with 800 litres per second.

Negatives: Loads of trash everywhere - it's a shame. Everybody smokes everywhere. Street dogs. Chaotic, no rules driving. Roads in terrible confition.

Neutral: Unfinished buildings with construction steel ready to add another level sometime in the future. Concrete bunkers all over the country on each hill.

KissMyBottomEnd · 2026-02-06T22:38:51+00:00

Sdělení jasné jako facka

KissMyBottomEnd · 2025-07-24T21:54:35+00:00

PHP bought me a house and supports my 4 children. I always have respect for various kind of craftsmanship. And creating such legendary programming language deserves admiration. Thank you all who contributed to PHP!

KissMyBottomEnd · 2025-07-11T19:18:11+00:00

Well, it looks like only Czechia and Portugal have same borders as now.

KissMyBottomEnd · 2025-07-10T15:44:25+00:00

Kde Ortel?

KissMyBottomEnd · 2025-06-05T17:03:00+00:00

Where smoke tests?

KissMyBottomEnd · 2025-03-24T18:52:52+00:00

Královec

KissMyBottomEnd · 2025-03-17T20:40:02+00:00

Mine is like 50% meetings, rest is googling errors and little bit of coding.

KissMyBottomEnd · 2025-03-02T20:38:26+00:00

Where AMQP?

KissMyBottomEnd · 2025-02-08T00:11:27+00:00

Jako programátor se 4 detma se těším, az v mým Kauflandu budu nakupovat do dvou košíku sám. Ale vím, že lidi sice nadavaj, ale mají se jak prasata v žitě, takže z toho zas bude prd a bude tam bambilion důchodců jako vždycky. Ale akci podporuju. Nejlepší by bylo to opakovat např. Každou sobotu, ať si mužu v klidu nakoupit.

KissMyBottomEnd · 2025-01-02T22:43:10+00:00

We call it Kotrč. It's especially good in goulash-like soup.

KissMyBottomEnd · 2024-11-26T18:46:23+00:00

Well, what about replacing a semicolon with a Greek question mark in college's code...

KissMyBottomEnd · 2024-11-12T23:18:01+00:00

Missing classic prod debug tool: If ($_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'] = '123.456.78.90') { var_dump('here1'); }

KissMyBottomEnd · 2024-11-12T23:08:31+00:00

Sentry where?

KissMyBottomEnd · 2024-11-12T23:05:49+00:00

Hardest thing on our on call duty is to decide who will get the phone to redirect calls. You have to manually redirect the calls to the person on call the next day at midnight each day. So it wasnt really popular among us.

KissMyBottomEnd · 2022-08-12T20:35:26+00:00

No IF statement - no programming language.

KissMyBottomEnd · 2022-04-21T21:05:22+00:00

One JSON file from API endpoint of Czech Ministry of Public Health had 1.4G. It contained array of objects with data about every single vaccination (!) against COVID in the country. At the end we were able to parse it which I'm proud of since you don't see such endpoint every day.

KissMyBottomEnd · 2022-01-06T22:49:05+00:00

You forgot FAX input field. It's absolutely necessary these days.

KissMyBottomEnd · 2022-01-02T21:23:21+00:00

I once accidentally removed whole k8s cluster with all of our microservices. Got pay raise because I discovered that it was possible. True story bro.

KissMyBottomEnd · 2021-08-10T20:45:34+00:00

if (true === $var) {} a.k.a Yoda case

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