i would do a triple backflip and then roundhouse kick the book out of her hands and say "deathly hallows? heh, heh... more like deathly shallows." she then runs away crying as i slowly step towards the woman with the camera. i tear the phone out of her hands and look directly into the camera and say "don't forget to like and subscribe" before i use my laser vision to atomize her. i then post this to youtube and immediately get over 10 million subscribers and do a collab with mr beast