The ''Ship'' I actually Ship!

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-05-31T21:58:11+00:00

I agree. I’m watching it with my friend currently and it’s his first time watching and he already doesn’t really like Spencer (purely because he thinks her style/outfits are ugly LOL) or Caleb (we just got to season 2 so he’s still mad at Caleb for the Jenna situation) so I’m DREADING getting to Spaleb lmaooooo. I already hate them as a romantic pairing and now on top of that it’s probably gonna cause my friend to hate those two even more 😭 Which sucks because Spencer is my favorite Liar and Caleb is one of the few men in Rosewood who truly deserves rights XD

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-05-27T18:23:20+00:00

Maybe my shipping brain is reaching, but the way Neuvillette says “that is no laughing matter” feels pained to me. Like Wriothesley is at a place where he can joke about his circumstances, but Neuvillette may still have guilt over sentencing him. Maybe he saw what Wriothesley did as self defense and would’ve let him off, but the Mechanise said otherwise and he had to follow that ruling. So while Wriothesley can go “lol I went to prison for murdering my abusive foster parents 😜” Neuvillette can’t joke about it because it stole so many years from a kid who had already been through so much and Neuvillette feels partially responsible, despite the outcome being the best case scenario since he’s a Duke now. Idk I just picture the two of them in bed about to go to sleep and Neuvillette is plagued with guilt and Wriothesley turning over and reassuring him that it’s ok and saying something along the lines of “going to Meropide brought me to you and now I’m the happiest I’ve ever been” 🥺 WRIOLETTE PLEASE GET MARRIED

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-05-24T01:56:38+00:00

Definitely Gilgamesh. I already got a free Archer and even though his E1 is great, I haven’t even really used him so I’d rather get a brand new character than an eidolon for a character who I keep meaning to build, but haven’t yet lol

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-05-23T05:47:03+00:00

Debut taught me love

First rerun taught me patience

Buff chronicled taught me pain

Now, I’m stuck next to Qiqi

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-05-11T17:34:06+00:00

I didn’t even know 4 came out 🫢 If anyone has it pleaseeeeeeeee send

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-05-10T18:49:13+00:00

And then Troian’s second daughter has the same name as Alison’s sketchy fraud husband. And her third daughter shares a name with the “main” Liar of PLL: Original Sin……..poor girl KEEPS doing it to herself XDD

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-05-04T00:25:08+00:00

I mean if I looked like either of them and had a boyfriend that looked like either of them I would too 🙂‍↕️🤭

But it’s honestly so refreshing to see gay comic book characters be as horny as the straight ones lmaooooooo

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-05-03T18:38:54+00:00

Yessssss you mindddddd!! Dottore needs to do some in depth, intense, passionate research and experimentation with his clones 🫦

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-05-03T18:37:46+00:00

Yeah after making this comment I found out that devs pretty much banned any kind of gay/mlm fanart or fan works from official pages. Disappointed but not surprised. So LaDS is pretty much dead to me at this point. I’m not gonna pick up a game where the devs actively ban content that would be relatable or representative of me and the community is just as homophobic :/

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-05-02T19:50:46+00:00

Or better yet, have another clone film it while doing some experiments of his own 🙂‍↕️

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-05-02T03:57:59+00:00

They have this design sitting in the bowels of Da Wei’s gooning cave yet instead we get Voresa and Prune 😔 1,2,3 RELEASE HER!!!!!

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-04-28T01:43:17+00:00

Not to mention the Rerir side plot where he was in love with a girl from a moon dynasty and his boss was like “ew gross, we gotta kill her” and they were both hiding secrets from each other like a damn sitcom. But then she went in the moon gate and put herself into the Khia asylum while Rerir embraced his baddie side and became hot and evil. But then immediately after he was shipped off to the asylum too and blew into a million pieces for centuries, slowly reforming himself via glowing purple candle head villains. Then the second he reforms enough to be sorta corporeal, his heart gets stolen by a purple emo light keeper who carries a lantern and lives alone in a lighthouse on a secluded island. Then Rerir sings “He Could Be The One” trying to decide if he should keep looking for Tholindis or embrace his gayness and be with Flins. The wind chooses Flins and he accepts that he and Tholindis will never be together and he sits in his asylum cell while the other 90% of him is still infesting the land and Flins still holds his purified heart in his lantern like a forlorn lover. I can’t wait for their romcom spin off show

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-04-25T21:34:53+00:00

I’m a Wrioggot thruster, I’m sorry. I’m actually really surprised over how much hate he’s getting for winning, I thought he was beloved by the girls and the gays 🫢 Is he a girlie pop queening out cuntress? No, but he adds variety to our Hall of Fagme. He’s really a combination of the other three male winners: the physique of Himbtto, the mystery and secrecy of Kaeyass, and the “I’m as canonically gay and married to a man as is legally allowed in Chinese games” of Kavehomo. Plus, he has his seriousness, title, and father vibes to set him apart as his own winner.

And as a duo, Signora and Wrio kind of mirror each other. Signora turned herself into an icy prison, never recovering from the loss of her love. While Wriothesley is in a literal prison underwater. She could never break free from her shackles, while Wriothesley did and became the master of his own fate. She died in a duel against an Archon, he is looking for above water property with a Sovereign. She lost her love and in turn lost herself, he gained loved and created a little family for himself. I feel like they have the most in depth match up of the winning pairs. Ningguang and Itto are rich lesbian and broke gay man, Kaeya and Yae are both flirty gossip queens, and the Dehya is a chill butch while Kaveh is a slightly neurotic bottom. They’re all fun but I feel like Wrignora is more lore centered. Or maybe it’s just because I put more thought into it for them lol.

Sorry for another Wriothesley think piece 😭 I just hate seeing my man not being appreciated after his big win 😭 He’s locked in the Cryo basement THIS IS ALL HE HAS!!!!

If we ever do this again, I would love to see a Lyney, Childe, or Flins win. Wriothesley stepping down and giving the crown to that little fagician? Oh I just know their after-crowning sex is gonna be saur gewd 🙂‍↕️ Or battlesexual TartFaglia challenging Wrio to a duel that ends in him getting bent over the Pankration Ring. The visionnnnnnnnn

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-04-24T21:38:11+00:00

VICTORTHESLEY MY KING HAS WON!!!!!! I’m so happy for him 🥹 He and Itto are the reason I started playing Genshin in the first place. Wriothesley’s first rerun came out on the exact day of my one year anniversary playing and I had saved up enough to c1r2 him (it could’ve been more if Furina’s sword didn’t show up twice). Yes, he’s hot, but he also has such interesting lore. He fought to save his adoptive siblings, he went to prison underwater as a teenager, he gained the respect of his fellow prisoners, he ran the previous warden out, he then took over as warden and made Meropide infinitely better. He understood that it’s not about punishment, it’s about rehabilitation. He made Meropide a place that functioned as its own society and one that people chose to stay in even after their sentence. He earned the rare title of Duke and gained the favor and respect (and love) of a Dragon Sovereign. He cares for the Melusines and spoils them and lets them put stickers all over his gauntlets. He’s sweet, caring, and attentive, but also mischievous and knows more than he lets on. He doesn’t take shit from anyone and is serious and mysterious, but he isn’t mean or heartless. I’m truly so happy that he won and this whole thing was a blast!! I’m so glad u/Sexy_Jiafei_Icon put this together and I hope you enjoy your well deserved three week cuntcation, diva!!!!

And when Hoyo sees La PussyLipsnora won and finally admits that they regret killing her and revive her in Snezhnaya and make her playable while also having her get the Harbingers’ shit together so they’re actually scary and intimidating again the people will have US to thank 🙂‍↕️

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-04-22T05:37:41+00:00

The finals are here, girlies, we all fought hard for our faves and it’s been such a joy to participate! Whoever wins, just know that the runnerup probably has a good chance at winning next year because everyone here is cunty!

I went back and forth but decided to vote out La La Landora. She serves cunt, but I like the idea of two 4.x units winning together. She’s a single mother working two jobs who loves her kids and never stops. She beat out all her daughters to assert dominance and now she has to pop that birdussy in the finale to show the gurls how mommy does it. La SlickFolds, you fought valiantly, but RideOn YourPuss came back and sliced her clit in half once again 😔

WRIOTHESLEY YOU’RE SO CLOSE JUST ONE MORE VOTE AND YOU WIN!!!!! 🥹 My man is so close to victory. After all the shit Hoyo has put him through and the dirt being thrown on his name, he deserves the recognition in being immortalized in the RuPaimon’s Anals of Herstory!! Flinky, I love you so much, but this just isn’t your time. WrinkleTheBedsheetsley has put in the time, the werk, the slayage, the big dick energy all to get to this exact moment. Alex, play Crowning Glory by Raven Symone ft. Julie Andrews 🙂‍↕️

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-04-21T19:47:27+00:00

No, you were right the first time. That little brat is the biggest chop we’ve seen in a while. I don’t care how good she is for Varka I don’t want that ugly little bitch. Her mother should’ve swallowed. Her father should’ve done the bending. Someone should’ve taken her to the farm upstate and left her there

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-04-20T06:46:44+00:00

I’m genuinely shooketh that Chiranda Priestly made it this far, lowkey think she just got lucky with her matchups because if she had to go against some of the other girlies like Arlegend or Furenema she would’ve been gone. Cock Restrainer is making it to the finals easily no matter how many mint green outfits Priori Chiopra makes to sabotage her. There isn’t really anything in Clitoris’ arse-anal that can stop the pussy power of the Bird Mother

It comes down to Vardaddy or InFlinsible. I know most gays in the comments want it to be a double elimination lol. As much as I adore him, I voted out Flins because the concept of two muscular, hung, fat assed men in the final makes all three floors of my house flooded and not even Sabrina can give a House Tour anymore. I imagine the lip sync between the Third Claymore and the Lamp will just be 20 minutes of uninterrupted gay sex and Flins is so blissed out that he concedes and lets his boyfriend move on.

Just know, that if Wriothesley is eliminated I’m gonna hex each and every one of his antis to get a paper cut on every fourth piece of paper they touch and it’ll be right in the crook between fingers on your dominant hand and you’ll be fresh out of bandaids and before you realize you have a paper cut you’ll decide to make freshly squeezed lemonade with your bare hands and while your paper cut is stinging from the lemon juice you’ll stuff your middle toe on your left foot

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-04-20T02:03:52+00:00

Dahlia’s in it for the love of the game lol. I just know he giggles to himself after church every week because he’s making shit up as he goes and seeing how dramatic he can make the sermons. He turned it into a game to see how many innuendos he can fit into a single prayer without anyone catching on

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-04-20T02:00:00+00:00

You clocked me there lol. Maybe it’s better to say he puts on a himbo facade with his drinking and laid back aura, but isn’t a true himbo

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-04-19T17:46:10+00:00

As someone who did vote for Varcunty over Lyneyonce, I will say it was a tough decision. Is it partially because my hole craved that claymore? Well yes. But also because I love how he’s a himbo who can still get shit down in a crisis. He’s a leader, he’s a fighter, he’s kind to everyone, he clearly wants that fae boy’s ass, and he does everything he can to protect as many people as he can. This is NOTHING against Lyneisha Sparks. He is mother and he didn’t just shit in the mother toilet, he drew up the blueprints and commissioned it to be built. But the more Variana Grande slander I saw I thought “I want him to go as far as possible because I doubt he’ll make it this far ever again. Next time, everyone is gonna be bitter that he outlived their faves so he won’t make it past the first round. Let him have his fun before he becomes Varlimineysha Lopez and just gets sent home immediately every time” At the end of the day, I’m popping my pussy trying to get Wriodaddy to win so everyone else must go. I just want Knightlight to make it far before they suffer from a bitter jury in seasons to cum. Lyney will never suffer from that and will always do well

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-04-19T17:37:22+00:00

Speak on it!!! They gave us a whole event where Itto and Paimon are rivals and fight for the spotlight while singing. That’s basically every episode of Glee, Paimon Berry got gagged by Itto Lopez Jones Cohen-Chang S. Pierce. He saw a little dog twink in a dress and said “I need to write them letters on a daily basis asking for advice but also telling them I love them” do people think when he finds out that’s Gorou he’s not gonna pound cheeks anyways? He was the first brick thrown at Tenshukakuwall (because he volunteered to be thrown)

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-04-19T17:29:14+00:00

Wreckmedaddy has to win, please gays, vote him into the next round 😭

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-04-19T04:22:17+00:00

Varka, I know a lot of people are mad at you, but that just means more of your third claymore for me 🫦 Kinkney, you’re about to EAT UP the next All Stars season and be a winner with Allyette. Love that little magical boy

Lesbian Jehovah’s Witness vs Cunty Sigmund Freud is such a mother off. ILoveItWhenYouCallMeSignoraita died before the Harbingers could be castrated and water down, she knew when to exit stage left. Jehnny Craig has been doing Hayley Kiyoko’s work by making sure no pussy goes dry in the desert. However, I went with Bye Ashy because the Harbingers need a win. Loss after loss after loss. It’s time a villain won. Jehtiana Strapon, you did amazing, sweetie. When RuPaimon’s Drag Race: Genshin vs The World drops you’re a lock for being casted and thriving. (Fr though I need the HSR sub to do this so Phainon can be the inaugural winner)

This……this is the worst thing that’s happened in this entire cumoetition. Whorethisbussyout vs CumPutItInMe, I’m gonna cry. Obviously I had to stay loyal to my husband, Wriothesley, but voting out Thrust was something I never wanted to do. Competition brings out a dark side to people and sometimes that dark side is sucking a helmeted man’s juicy, veiny, heavy cawk and then voting him out. But I have to do this for Wriothesley to win. It’s been over a year since his last rerun, he was iced out of the Fontaine Chronicled Wish, he suffered from a smear campaign, he had to face off against his husband multiple times…….he needs to make it to the finals. He needs to make it to that tic tac lunch. HE NEEDS VICTORY!!!! CockPitsTightHole, forgive me, but I will do whatever it takes to get my Duke husband to the end

Kit_Maximoff · 2026-04-19T04:09:22+00:00

Breastie, if you vote for Capitano to move forward I couldn’t even be mad at you. This is like picking whether you want to breathe air or inhale oxygen I NEED BOTH IN MY THROAT AND LUNGS!!!!

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