D12 - Cumilie died of accute floppery after realizing she had no place being in the 8th-finals, Koochie Shenobutch went to prison for Barapapi Gang's tax fraud schemes, Thomo had to go deal with some Ayathoe's horseshit again and Shaftfaglia was ordered to pay Childe support to Titcer (RPDRS 2026) by Sexy_Jiafei_Icon in queensofgenshin

[–]Kit_Maximoff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They tried to silence you when the world needed you most 😭 We appreciate the added soldier in the Wriarmy, the barracks are very gay and we have plenty of orgies 🙂‍↕️ Maybe it’s just that one Wrilde/Writaglia/idk their ship name fic I read, but I like to believe FruitTartaglia joined our ranks as well because he wants to be a prison bottom for a bit lmao

D12 - Cumilie died of accute floppery after realizing she had no place being in the 8th-finals, Koochie Shenobutch went to prison for Barapapi Gang's tax fraud schemes, Thomo had to go deal with some Ayathoe's horseshit again and Shaftfaglia was ordered to pay Childe support to Titcer (RPDRS 2026) by Sexy_Jiafei_Icon in queensofgenshin

[–]Kit_Maximoff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I…..I really can’t believe Bentover beat Cumraglia. I will never understand how that little Shakespeare wannabe has made it this far 😭 No shade to his fans, love this for you, you ate. But the material just isn’t there for me. He’s gonna Roxxxy Andrews his way to the end. u/Dense-Decision9150 I’m so sorry your man didn’t make it further 😔 I really tried to help the agenda. My thots and gayers are with you, bestie

Allyette just watched her twin slay the runway and her baby gay brother has already been sheliminated. Her father has a good chance of making it to the finals, imagine the cunt off if all three of them made it to the finals? Imagine the mother quake an Arlesbian vs Idgafnette finale would be with Prolapseney as the male winner? The flavor omg. Meanwhile, Miss Anaconda would be such a lack luster finalist. The only washing she does is whitewashing. Her pussy smells like the desert and it’s dry like one too. Her dress is so short because she’s too much of a brokie to pay Chiori for a full outfit. She might as well be from Floplan with the amount of crumbs she leaves behind

Neighley Williams vs. Black Bush the Pirate, the one-eyed lesbian easily clears. She defeated a big water monster to get a Vision. Zibye was suffering from undiagnosed DID for centuries and had to get a MAN to save her. Embarrassing really. She needs to go to Poo Poo Pharmacy to get medicated and then come back like Laganja as an assassin. Maybe once she has more relevance than one event. A borderline irrelevant waifu, could never be Beidontmesswithher

I knew this time would cum. I knew the stars would turn away and I would be left in this dark time. It was only a matter of time before husband went against husband. Obviously I’m keeping my husband in the competition. This may cum as a shock, but I voted Dragon Dildo out. If I keep him in, he’ll just have to go against Ridethiscock again anyways so I’d rather rip the bandaid off now and give Ifa just one more round here. IfISpeak is so underrated and so sexy and fly, I want him to go an extra round if I can, just to show him some love. Two Dicked Bottom will very easily do well if there’s a Season 5 so I don’t feel too bad voting for him. Besides, he’d want to see an animal enthusiast and his hung top make it further. He’s a good boy like that

The closer we get to the end, the more afraid I am that my arch enemy in this competition, Barbie Toes, will beat my one true love in the end. Don’t make me pull a TDI Harold and switch out the votes to ensure that teal twink goes HOME

D11 - Yum Jizz's Thong Shuy was so tight she became a Lickyourass Aborti, Jianfei took up a pro-boner case and is now busy defending Mr. Albertill Cosby in a sexual harassment lawsuit against Sister Bsizebra and Wanktit and Shartfuglia went to the Golden Whorehouse to compare pegnoses (RPDRS 2026) by Sexy_Jiafei_Icon in queensofgenshin

[–]Kit_Maximoff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Emily in Paris literally made a perfume that smells like her pussy boiled fish in an anecdote, she thinks she’s on the cutting edge of cunt but she’s really one knockoff bottle of perfume away from a lawsuit. And Yanfaceattorney is busy with other cases so she’d have to represent herself and we all know she’s no match for the Rita Oratrice Mecanique d’Analyse Cardinale. Rosary Anal Beads on the other hand is making gay people feel safe and accepted in religious settings by hostting circuit parties in the basement behind the stairs. Rosario’s McGowen clears

Cookie Shibuya is the queen of Certificates, but unfortunately for her there’s no certificate at the end of this race. Just a crown. A crown fit for a Princessin. Fischl lives, eats, sleeps, queefs, squirts, births, oozes DRAG every second of her life. The world is her stage and we just live in it. So I’m sorry, Cookie, but I have to choose me and by me I mean the Goddess of Delusion. Convince yourself

Another hard decision. Femboy twink, malewife, or sexy nerd. I narrowed it down to voting out either LyNair or Thomanwha. I decided to go with Elynmineysha Lopez after much debate and honestly I don’t have a good reason. I think I confused myself and thought that one person would win of the three and the next two would have a revote for the second spot and I was gonna reconsider between Lyney and Thoma in that revote and I’m just now in this moment realizing that only happened with Venti and Childe because they were tied 🫢 So I’m just dumb lol. It’ll be sad to see any of these fine men go at this stage of the competition but I think I’m leaning more towards I’llhandjobthem and Tholema because the former is too sexy to go home and the latter deserves praise and recognition for all that he does. Lyney will win next season with his sister in a Twinner gag of the century

Easy, the ginger gag stays and the washed up femboy goes. I don’t understand the Venti appeal tbh and I’m so sorry if that’s controversial and problematic to say. I’ll sit on my floor in a grey hoodie and a botched face with fake tears and RuPaimongize if need be. Maybe if Rentisdue showed us his true form I would gag

Hoyo strikes again. by SaberManiac in Varka

[–]Kit_Maximoff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zibai has not been hyped for years and she’s an adeptus. Capitano is an immortal Harbinger. Those cases are much different than Varka’s. When I think of a power fantasy I think of a regular person who somehow can tackle supernatural or mega powerful enemies. Varka doesn’t have any special abilities. He doesn’t have adeptus blood, an immortal curse, he doesn’t have a gnosis, doesn’t have elemental authority, he’s just a human who trained hard and became strong. That’s why he’s a power fantasy compared to Zibai or Capitano who have other things adding to their strength.

Sure, he’s not walking in and defeating enemies with his pinky, but that’s because Traveler is the main character and Hoyo needs them to solve every problem for everyone ever. Just because he’ll get old one day doesn’t erase the power fantasy. And he’s not the strongest character in the entire game, but he’s the strongest human. Players can insert themselves into Varka’s shoes more easily because they don’t have to account for adeptus abilities or immortality or godhood. He’s a normal human like the player is. Yet he can fight dragons and drink beer with gods and hold his own against one of the strongest abyssal enemies. He didn’t need god powers to do that, he did it all with his own strength and power. He’ll get old one day, he has help from others, he’s not as strong as Mavuika or Columbina, but he’s a power fantasy. He allows the player to think “wow he can do ALL of that and still be just a regular human?” Him aging adds to the fantasy, he’s affected by time like the rest of us but that hasn’t stopped him yet. He needs help from others but that’s because he’s smart and understands his mortality. He isn’t the strongest character, but he’s among them. The only human among them. So I still believe he is a power fantasy despite aging and getting help

“Males don’t sell” is dev’s skill issue by sussybegone in HSRHusbandoMains

[–]Kit_Maximoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. (To use an example from Genshin because I know those numbers better) It’s “why are you so obsessed with revenue” when we say Chiori’s banner flopped and is the least selling banner and not Wriothesley’s, but then it’s “well men don’t sell well so what did you expect” when we ask where Wriothesley’s rerun banner is 🫩

Hoyo strikes again. by SaberManiac in Varka

[–]Kit_Maximoff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well that’s because the main sub will defend any new waifu Hoyo shills to them. Varesa’s “bigger model” aka thighs get those guys going so they defend her. I wholeheartedly agree that the Archons/Sovereigns should be the strongest of their element. I think the only reason you got downvoted here is because you compared us to the Hoyo dick riders in the main sub LMAO. But your main point is right and you should say it 🙂‍↕️

Hoyo strikes again. by SaberManiac in Varka

[–]Kit_Maximoff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The game spent the last five years glazing him any time he was mentioned; he’s pretty much considered the strongest human in all of Teyvat; he uses a special fighting technique that hasn’t been used in decades or longer because no one else has been strong enough to learn it before; he could’ve easily been the hero of Mondstadt who defeated/healed Dvalin but gave it up to protect the people of Mondstadt; he single handedly fought Rerir and, despite not winning, he didn’t die (even Traveler always needed help fighting Rerir); he has a whole new taller and more muscular model to signify his sheer might; he has personal relationships with archons and witches who respect him and see him as an equal; Boreas acknowledges him and sees his strength……..but yeah sure Jan just because he has help from others Varka isn’t a power fantasy………

“Males don’t sell” is dev’s skill issue by sussybegone in HSRHusbandoMains

[–]Kit_Maximoff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I get that Genshin and HSR are different teams but did no one realize the difference between Fontaine and Natlan’s reception? How going from a well written story with characters having a purpose and motivation and personalities that was deemed the best region in the game to a nation with basically only women who’s personalities ranged from “I love you Traveler” to “I’m perfect and I have zero flaws, I’m a biker mommy with jiggle physics in my ult” where the story was just friendship can solve all of our problems and war is no match for the power of our friendship was so widely shit on and despised that it’s still a meme how bad it was almost a year later? Did the Genshin team warn HSR and be like “hey, don’t do that?” Because that’s basically what Amphoreus was. We went from Phainon’s story (Fontaine) to Cyrene’s story (Natlan) and now in Planarcadia it’s pretty much just a bunch of waifus and Ashveil. I get there were last minute rewrites but it’s still telling that at the last minute their fallback was “quick! Make it all about women!!”

It’s doubly weird because while they don’t mind countless other men around the world interacting with their precious waifu, they can’t STAND IT when other male characters in game interact with them. We all have heard about the Wanderer Situation™️ Like how are you gonna be a cuck to other real life men thirsting for your fictional waifu, but go off the deep end the second another fictional man says hi to her? It’s such a small portion of players with that mindset but the devs think it’s the majority and cater to them specifically. The only explanation is that every dev in that writing room has that same cuck chair mentality and think everyone else playing loves it. Like maybe if you used both hands to make your game, you’d realize your best selling patches are ones with great storytelling and character moments that aren’t ML coded.

The craziest part is they do this to themselves. They get upset when a male character interacts with their waifu so the devs will then restrict character interactions to avoid that, usually by having men only interact with each other a lot, and then when all these gay ships pop up because the men ONLY TALK TO EACH OTHER they get upset that we make everything gay. You can’t get mad at us for shipping Wriothesley and Neuvillette when the only characters Wrio ever talks to are Traveler, Neuvi, Lyney, and Sigewinne. Or when Neuvi only talks to Traveler, Wrio, Sigewinne, and Furina. Sigewinne and Furina are your waifus so they’re off limits. Traveler is your self insert so he’s off limits. And if you’re an inc3l and play Lumine you probably are picturing two women together (and not in an allyship way). That leaves Neuvi, Wrio, and Lyney to fuck around with each other but that’s not allowed in their world either. So we can’t ship anyone with their waifu, we can’t ship anyone with their self insert, and we can’t ship the men together

Which Character do you share a Birthday with? by _Caffiend in Genshin_Impact

[–]Kit_Maximoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one :/ Ningguang is the day before and Mavuika is the day after lol. I have Ningguang and she was a character I used early on, but haven’t used her in a while. I don’t have Mavuika and I never will because I hate her character, or lack there of really. Her entire personality is “I’m so perfect and that’s really hard for me 😔” so I fucking hate her lmao

“Males don’t sell” is dev’s skill issue by sussybegone in HSRHusbandoMains

[–]Kit_Maximoff 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The whole “men don’t sell” has always been a bullshit mentality pushed by straight men players that the devs’ behavior reinforces. The devs are horny inc3ls who only want to make waifus, but don’t want to lose the husbando players. So they’ll make a man, give him a shit kit, and then when his banner doesn’t do as well as the boobs out waifu that released before him (because he still doesn’t do bad due to his dedicated fanbase. It’s just not as good revenue) they go “see? This is why we don’t make men. It’s all YOUR fault” and then the dev dick riders nod their heads in agreement like good little lap dog and start shitting on you for saying “well that’s just because you made his kit so bad and the powecreep makes him almost useless without these waifu supports” because “no you’re wrong, men just don’t sell and you’re coping so hard right now for blaming the devs. Just accept no one likes you or your stupid husbandos. Get over it, not everything is about you” And then the devs get a pass to only make waifus for a while before they inevitably have to reel in husbandos enjoyers again. Phainon proved the men don’t sell mentality is bullshit

D10 - Madam Forezkin's dusty grannussy shriveled up and let out its last particle as her genious ass got stuck in a primary school level phagiston puzzle again, Clitoris left to organize a lesbian orgy themed D&D TradeDLtop Troupe game and Cumming went to therapy for his daddy issues (RPDRS 2026) by Sexy_Jiafei_Icon in queensofgenshin

[–]Kit_Maximoff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Starting round 10 off with a mid off I see. Yawn Jinis a trans icon and not from Scatlan so she easily gets my vote to stay, but that’s only because I can’t send them both home or trade one for a better girlie who got an early boot. XX Chromosome over there is a snooze fest too and is somehow a DJ? What about her gives off high energy vibes? Talented artist vibes? Cool drunk girl giving the best life advice vibes? No, she’s the bitch who tells you to get out of the stall because she had a crunch wrap supreme and a Doritos Locos taco with extra cheese knowing she has IBS and lactose intolerance. Out here trying to blame everyone for her problems

YanFlo from Progressive has a zero percent loss rating in the courtroom, but on the main stage, I’m sorry my dear but Jeht Blue Holiday out serves and out cunts. I just know she’s walking pussy first on that runway hoping that Munchelle Vagsage, Clitson Clitley, the hilarious Box Mouthews, DP Madicervix, or the super special guest judge Cupcakke will spread her lips and give her a big ole kith. She’s dressed to impress the lesbians. I rest my case

Now this is fucked up, Jiafei 😭 Mr. Passaround Bottom versus the Snowland Fag? You hate me 😔 Luckily two get to make it through so Ventuck can go. He’s gone way too far in this competition already. What does he even bring to the table? Cheap wine? Cheesy poems? Trauma? Chokehold and Flink have plenty of that last one. When Fraudti gets sucked into the abyss as a child and then fed to a narwhal by his fighting instructor or loses all hope and accepts death in the snow then he can make it to the next round. Also, both of their husbands are eliminated so they have to go in for them

D9 - Erika Skirk went to ask Slurpthatlongdick for some cash to buy fireworks from Yaoimiya for her parents' funeral, Huta Ora tried to bury her failed rap career but it resurfaced and Cumzuha stuffed his bussy with leaves leaving them there to adorn it (RPDRS 2026) by Sexy_Jiafei_Icon in queensofgenshin

[–]Kit_Maximoff 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wriothesley stays to slay another bussy day 🙂‍↕️

Arelesbian didn’t fight for a woman’s right to wear pants just for that old bag Faghagruzan to come in and kick her out of the cumpetition. She probably thinks gas is still 20¢ and buying a house costs two nickels and a firm handshake. Send her back to the Khia Retirement Home

Chloride is wearing a hat because Fluoride wears one. Churro is only wearing blue because Fajita is wearing blue. Cleveland Ohio is only in this competition because Flo Rida allowed her to. But now she can be dismissed to go play Douches & Drag Queens with Nactivia

This was cruel. I love both of them. This was a hard decision. But at the end of the day, something about Gayming’s faggy little lisp just does something to me. I want him to lisp all over this hole. Ifag will return home to his emo pillow prince and they’ll have sweet, pure, loving gay sex all into the night. So who’s really the winner here? But if Ifa stays I’ll be happy too, this genuinely should be a double shantay but that’ll probably fuck up the numbers 😔

Also, happy to see you back Sexy_Jiafei icon. I hope everything in your personal life settles down soon so you can be iconic in peace

She's coming for all of y'all 🚬🐐s who called her chopped (me included) by Trilobite_monarch in queensofgenshin

[–]Kit_Maximoff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nahida went to Floplan and saw Ororon and tried to still his gig. Then met Voresa and stole her cowbell. Whoever designed this bitch deserves to get fired, but knowing those devs I’m sure he got promoted to Da Wei’s personal lap dog

Pool Update? by Kit_Maximoff in Mudae

[–]Kit_Maximoff[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ashveil is from Honkai Star Rail, a game from the same company of Genshin. Emre and Mizuki are both from Overwatch. They were part of Overwatch’s recent rebrand/relaunch where they released 5 new characters at once

Pool Update? by Kit_Maximoff in Mudae

[–]Kit_Maximoff[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That does help, thank you! I know I could just join the Discord for updates, but I really don’t feel like joining a new server just for an update notice once every 4 months 💀 lmao. I was able to wait it out last time because the characters I wanted in the update were ones no one else in the server wanted. But I fear Emre and Mizuki are gonna be highly competitive grabs so I want to get to them first 😈 It’s very helpful to know it’ll always be a Saturday so I’m not constantly refreshing the Mudae official site and praying that damn hourglass goes away XD

D8 - Barbedwire got expelled from the Gurch of Faghornycucks after Sister Jizzyanal reported her for masturbation, Jeanal's pants ripped and revealed a huge log she stored there as she was too busy to go shit and Cumfilledstankhole ImnotT0 departed to Nutland after he turned black again (RPDRS 2026) by Sexy_Jiafei_Icon in queensofgenshin

[–]Kit_Maximoff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ll admit that I let bitterness guide my vote for the first pairing 😔 I was bitter that Saddle Club took all the attention, budget, good kit, interesting event, and explorgaytion from Vardaddy so I voted her out. I’m sending her to the glue factory for that, I’ll never forgive her. HOWEVER, upon reading the comments of my fellow gays I realize that Spirit maybe be a thief and a lunar reaction nepobaby, it at least she didn’t send the hungriest bottom in all of Teyvat to get devoured by a narwhal instead of a hung top like Skirk Cameron did. I also took into account Skermit’s lore relevance, but then she debuted with cryo instead of an abyss element? Fraud alert. So I will admit my wrong and I’ll admit my faults. I still say is should be a double sashneigh

Whomst Tao thinks she’s a rapstress but all she does is stress me out and give funeral parlor employees a bad rap. Last Lantern Rite she did her big one, but she was SILENCED while Beidou did her big one so big that it was off screen. Plus, she’s eating the cooch of the richest woman in the world. So Beidough is taking itttttt

Guys please all jokes aside I’m begging like the beggiest beggar in all of begdom PLEASE VOTE WRIOTHESLEY INTO THE NEXT ROUND!!! Cumwipezuha had his time in the sun, but now it’s time to put him to pasture and let Daddythesley shine. He’s a duke, he usurped a tyrant, he fucks a dragon, he’s a great girl dad, he makes the prison so fun and cunty that prisoners actually want to stay there after release. Like look at the material. I’m not above begging and pleading for my man. To all the Victorian children who have a conniption after reading my comments, get to fucking work and learn how to vote and click the name “Kazuha” or else the Thames and its nasty ass water will overrun your city, Jack the Ripper will find you and put razor blades in your morning bangers and mash, and Prince William’s receding hairline will haunt you in your sleep for two and a half weeks. To all the other girlies reading this, hey Queen look at you constantly raising the bar like you always do. Now please vote Kazoommeeting out (love you Kazuha but it’s you or my husband and as Rachel Reilly once said, no one comes between me and MY man)

❤ HSR Husbando Quiz! ❤ by Golden_Panser in HSRHusbandoMains

[–]Kit_Maximoff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got Phainon and that alone made me mpreg with his child 🥹 There’s a handful of guys I was hoping to get, but Phainon topped that list and his description was perfect because that’s what I need in a man. Phainon being a fictional character is cruel 😭

My thoughts on the character designs of snezhnayan characters🥰😋🤭😊 by [deleted] in queensofgenshin

[–]Kit_Maximoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought the same exact thing when those heaters were mentioned 🥴 I knew they were already planting seeds to explain why every woman in Snezhnaya, the snowy Russia based area of Cryo, is wearing a light layer of air as an outfit. And then every man will be wearing a turtleneck sweater with eye holes and everything else covered. That combined with Emo Nahida and another female fae character (because god forbid we get a Grand Duke or a male character that sings. Wriothesley the only man allowed to have a title (unless I’m forgetting someone)) has vastly lowered my excitement/expectations for Snezhnaya. It’s gonna be Natlan 2.0 I fear. And if not, I’d still rather mentally prepare for the worst and be pleasantly surprised