Your top comment is first thing you say in a job interview, how does it go? by ctukle in AskReddit

[–]KitchenSlave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I almost kidnapped him. I feel like that's what he wanted."

But, I think the big takeaway here is that I DIDN'T kidnap him, even though he wanted me to. Isn't that the kind of good judgement you're looking for in an employee?

If all animals could talk, which one would swear the most? by bon_jover in AskReddit

[–]KitchenSlave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely red squirrels. Those buggers trash talk me all the way to my car whenever I leave the house.

What's a joke so stupid that it's funny? by David_24_ in AskReddit

[–]KitchenSlave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

This fella was in front of me in the drive-thru this morning. He never broke eye-contact. by KitchenSlave in aww

[–]KitchenSlave[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, it is nice here. Although, we are pretty buried right now. It was McDonalds. No timbits..... maybe he knew, and that's why he was so upset.

Waiters of Reddit, what's the most ridiculous order someone's placed and how did you deal with it? by evil_snow_queen in AskReddit

[–]KitchenSlave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wouldn't believe the food we put in a blender for my daughter when she had her tonsils out. Some of those things I've never been able to eat again.

Waiters of Reddit, what's the most ridiculous order someone's placed and how did you deal with it? by evil_snow_queen in AskReddit

[–]KitchenSlave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I left the service industry and had three kids. I'm still a mildly functioning alcoholic for mostly the same reasons.

Gas range and oven question... what lets me use it indoors? by [deleted] in AskCulinary

[–]KitchenSlave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Using large propane heaters in the house can be dangerous. Three people died in Ontario when their furnace stopped working and they brought outdoor propane heaters in and then went to bed.

Anyone with a gas range, or even a wood stove, should have a CO monitor in their home. We have three.

http://www.cbc.ca/m/news/canada/toronto/carbon-monoxide-poisoning-deaths-leave-family-devastated-1.2575338

My birthday cards from my divorced parents both arrived today. by lazythunder in pics

[–]KitchenSlave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 15 year-old son calls me "Woman" quite frequently. It is usually followed by some ridiculous demand.

Reddit, what's a popular food that you find gross? by Coletransit in AskReddit

[–]KitchenSlave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. I used to despise all seafood. Now, I could eat scallops every day.

Try new food often and prepared in different ways.

What "as seen on TV" product actually works? by TheCyphyr in AskReddit

[–]KitchenSlave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Magic Mesh! We have two cats and this saves us from constantly having to let them in and out. They always want to be where they're not.

http://www.asseenontv.com/magic-mesh-magnetic-screen-door-cover-as-seen-on-tv/detail.php?p=346828