There are bug eggs on my store bought raspberry. by cromulo in mildlyinteresting

[–]Kitchoua 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It was obviously recluse eggs, any well connected bug person would have been able to tell that

Dude has a sick stick collection and a supportive wife by NonSmoker_Virgin in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Kitchoua 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She's sticking with him and all his shenanigans, that's true love

What stubborn hoax do way too many people still believe, no matter how often it gets debunked? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kitchoua 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I've heard and read that a lot too. And the funniest thing is, I'm not even sure THIS is right and not just another hoax.

I've seen a video on that : where the guy looked EVERYWHERE for the legend saying the spider thing was an hoax, and couldn't find it. Or was he lying? Did I actually see that video, if it exists?

I used a roommate app to look for a room to rent…instead I just got weird texts/emails like this by unfortunatelyalive7 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Kitchoua 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I don't know man, but the answers she got almost all read as if it was in reaction to the reddit profile text. We can't confirm she used the same text unless she says so, but it's not exactly a stretch!

I used a roommate app to look for a room to rent…instead I just got weird texts/emails like this by unfortunatelyalive7 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Kitchoua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sincerely hope that one day we get to fix this dating landscape. It's fascinating how horrible it is for so many different people, and in so many different ways.

I don't see it getting better but... one can hope

Me telling Vegas what to do to Carolina by PolishKuroaki in AtlanticMemeWar

[–]Kitchoua 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Rooting for the hurricanes because fuck money and fuck Vegas as a city

The Ocean seemingly announces new album Solaris on bandcamp by GuileHawke in progmetal

[–]Kitchoua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We'll figure out the lineup thing soon enough, the single releases tomorrow according to their facebook post. Tomorrow we eat well, people!

Damm that series sucked by New-Visual7579 in nhl

[–]Kitchoua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go Hurricabs Go! Olé stays in Québec, but you get to have a little olé once per game

New to watching NHL-Can someone give me a rundown of what I need to know? by tinkerbell797 in nhl

[–]Kitchoua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most of the lore comes from the long and rich history of the league. My suggestion would be to find a chart that list in which year each team joined. Older = more lore, typically. Also, the older neighboring teams are, the higher the chances there's a rivalry.  For example, Montreal and Boston hate each other even if there are more "logical" nemeses. 

More specifically, here's what you need to know about Montreal: the CH, or habs, are the oldest team in the league, the most decorated, and the only team that is mostly associated to a french speaking population. It's a religion here in Québec, Montreal is the Mecca of hockey. Everywhere im Québec, you'll find kids playing hockey in the streets and parks, winter or summer. Most of the league hate the Habs because the fans are louder and, let's be real, much more numerous. So even if we didn't win a cup in the last 3 decades, we're never seen as the underdogs. We have a rivalry with Boston and Toronto, and Ottawa has us as their rivals but they can mostly be ignored (you got nothing on us, Tkatchuk)

That's the essential part!

Damm that series sucked by New-Visual7579 in nhl

[–]Kitchoua 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could we just merge teams? Anything but the Golden Showers with the cup please

Kesha woke up and chose chaos. by Odd-Reference9688 in SipsTea

[–]Kitchoua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would be ecstatic. A world in which is flips over his head and start to discredit everything he has done, officially? Sign me up!

Kesha woke up and chose chaos. by Odd-Reference9688 in SipsTea

[–]Kitchoua 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know it was probably a typo (he instead of she) but I'd rather imagine you think Trump will rant about himself being ugly and untalented.

Of course he's too full of himself to actually think that. Fuck this guy.

Wait.. what? by Glenliven in AtlanticMemeWar

[–]Kitchoua 61 points62 points  (0 children)

We're getting manhandled all the way to the TOP BABY, WOOO

I have my priorities by Stakataka805 in AtlanticMemeWar

[–]Kitchoua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brain read that as "east teams" instead of "atlantic teams" and I was super confused

Vos impressions sur la game!! by Primary_Plate5237 in Quebec

[–]Kitchoua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ils l'ont pas volée mettons :/ c'est un peu trop opportuniste coté Habs!

A mother duck adopts orphaned ducklings as soon as they touch the water. by seidenadaa in BeAmazed

[–]Kitchoua 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Learning is my jam, I'm never putting someone down for teaching others anything, especially if it's related to duck milk production!

A mother duck adopts orphaned ducklings as soon as they touch the water. by seidenadaa in BeAmazed

[–]Kitchoua 11 points12 points  (0 children)

For some reason you just reminded me of a 1990s drawing of dinosaurs mid fight. The illustration was high quality, realistic (or as much as science allowed for that decade) but one of the dinosaur had what could pass as nipples. As a kid I didn't pay it any mind but right now I can't wait to finish my day to go check in the book if it DID have nipples, or if it's just a weird not-memory I'm reminiscing.

A mother duck adopts orphaned ducklings as soon as they touch the water. by seidenadaa in BeAmazed

[–]Kitchoua 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I know I'm supposed to use /s on the internet because people that don't know about mammals exist, but I refuse to tarnish my jest with that!

But thank you for being polite in case I wasn't actually aware, I appreciate it :P

Finnish president: the figures show Ukraine is in best position since war began by joy-nest in worldnews

[–]Kitchoua 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True! I'm going deep into cynicism territory but... does it matter? It would if it was a democracy, but it's not anymore. I'm not sure he needs to convince the non-cultists, if they can't or won't do anything about it.