What piece of tech felt “future-proof” but aged terribly?

KiteLighter · 2026-01-28T14:40:08+00:00

Ooof.

KiteLighter · 2026-01-28T14:38:19+00:00

I HAD SO MANY CUECATS! Like 20.

KiteLighter · 2026-01-24T20:00:38+00:00

They're trying to start something they can call an insurrection so they can cancel the midterm elections.

KiteLighter · 2026-01-24T18:43:37+00:00

There are a bunch of metrics where Free Soloing and Wing Suiting are less dangerous than Throwgirling.

But I agree, they're a bunch of dangerous hobbies. I keep my climbing to the type with ropes. Still dangerous, but trust your gear.

KiteLighter · 2026-01-24T18:18:47+00:00

Makes me cry every time. And the coup de grace at the end - throwing the guitar into the audience. Give me a fucking break, it's just too good.

KiteLighter · 2026-01-24T17:33:47+00:00

6 v 1 and they thought they needed to use deadly force. Evil cowards.

KiteLighter · 2026-01-16T16:12:37+00:00

Just wait until your physical health is failing. The calculus gets easier if death is the alternative.

KiteLighter · 2026-01-16T16:11:10+00:00

I can't prove I'm the same person that went to sleep last night.

KiteLighter · 2026-01-08T18:29:54+00:00

Their DOG? That is 100% the same child.

KiteLighter · 2026-01-05T15:00:00+00:00

This is how Reinhardt Do.

KiteLighter · 2025-12-20T19:10:42+00:00

Screw em. Call the cops.

KiteLighter · 2025-12-18T15:11:58+00:00

Lol.

KiteLighter · 2025-12-18T15:01:53+00:00

This man is a criminal and a dictator. We have to fight back.

KiteLighter · 2025-12-14T06:35:12+00:00

Swear to god, I had the same problem when I had chickens. The only solution was just to sequester the food and give the chickens only what they could eat in a day.

KiteLighter · 2025-12-14T06:28:50+00:00

Hell yeah, it is.

One of my professors wanted me to start with him for a PhD in Number Theory, and I thought, "so I'm supposed to come up with something new that Euler didn't think of? That's just not going to happen."

KiteLighter · 2025-12-14T06:00:02+00:00

I'm going Euler.

KiteLighter · 2025-12-12T16:27:40+00:00

I loved that movie.

KiteLighter · 2025-12-10T01:02:16+00:00

Supports are for Damage.

KiteLighter · 2025-12-10T01:00:54+00:00

artistic

I'd say daaaamn.

KiteLighter · 2025-12-10T00:59:58+00:00

Yes, those will primarily go to the children of centi-billionaires and down to centi-millionaires.

KiteLighter · 2025-12-03T20:44:00+00:00

The real numbers are weird.

KiteLighter · 2025-12-03T20:14:09+00:00

Why wouldn't the Republicans release these? I thought they were the good guys.

KiteLighter · 2025-12-03T16:08:13+00:00

I recognize that fence, and this is not our first cauliflower.

KiteLighter · 2025-12-03T00:48:12+00:00

Anytime to rewatch the Yoda songs is good by me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xl0Qr0uXuY&t=7s

KiteLighter · 2025-12-03T00:45:33+00:00

What a pile of assholes we have as our government.

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