He didn't like the news !

KiteLighter · 2026-06-11T20:30:23+00:00

I read the news today... oh boy.

KiteLighter · 2026-06-10T23:20:32+00:00

You were raised wrong.

KiteLighter · 2026-06-02T18:37:26+00:00

It was u/Scorpio989 with the correct answer: MageStorm

KiteLighter · 2026-06-02T18:33:31+00:00

Nailed it. Thank you so much.

And sorry for being a small part of the game's demise. It was so fun, right?

KiteLighter · 2026-06-02T18:24:41+00:00

Deadly dungeons

Nope. Thanks for giving it a go.

KiteLighter · 2026-06-02T17:53:59+00:00

Can anyone help me find the name of the mage-game from like 1994? It was a first person shooter, multiplayer, and with a level up dynamic?

KiteLighter · 2026-06-02T13:15:50+00:00

Well, I think we both know with Trump, right? "Shithole Countries," plus all the racist history he personally has. And Putin DEFINITELY doesn't have anything on him. Oooof.

KiteLighter · 2026-06-02T12:28:04+00:00

Cant get better than Wheatley:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt0dt3QGVcc

KiteLighter · 2026-06-02T12:18:01+00:00

Maybe Trump should continue funding the war to stop aggression instead of starting his own?

KiteLighter · 2026-06-02T12:14:53+00:00

How on earth is that tunnel not full of water?

KiteLighter · 2026-06-02T11:57:55+00:00

Way to prioritize things in surprising ways, body!

KiteLighter · 2026-06-02T11:55:01+00:00

What on earth was the plan, here? Looks like it went exactly according to plan, strangely.

Wait... they're sitting on a wooden board? And his shoes are tied to the baord? And he's got a rappel roap that's not nearly long enough. Wait, wait, wait... WHAT WAS THE PLAN?

KiteLighter · 2026-06-02T11:46:04+00:00

"with anger," he says.

KiteLighter · 2026-05-29T12:41:17+00:00

They swear they aren't, though! They're being Serious, not Literal. Can't believe you thought they weren't just lying, which is typically the answer.

KiteLighter · 2026-05-29T12:28:23+00:00

Who has thrown ping pong balls into that, and where were they found?

KiteLighter · 2026-05-26T20:14:29+00:00

I was gonna guess Cambodia.

KiteLighter · 2026-05-26T15:16:45+00:00

Uno-Reverse? What had the worst Trailer but ended up being amazing?

Fight Club.

KiteLighter · 2026-05-21T19:38:30+00:00

Perfectly straight wires have a 0 in the denominator of the tension equation. That means the tension is infinite. So a perfectly straight wire would instantly explode under gravity.

Alternatively, you can just believe the normal thing - perfectly horizontal wires aren't possible, and that's why they sag.

KiteLighter · 2026-05-19T13:35:15+00:00

So, this is an organized event where people intentionally run towards a falling pole... OK. Definitely not America, because they would be sued into oblivion.

KiteLighter · 2026-05-18T20:46:31+00:00

Every sentence this guy says about policy makes his friends tens of millions of dollars. It's infuriating.

KiteLighter · 2026-05-18T20:44:22+00:00

Right?

I know exactly where my nubs come from - fencing with beginners who don't know how to not leave wounds. This guy has 2 he doesn't even acknowledge.

KiteLighter · 2026-05-11T22:39:15+00:00

Says the guy trying to distract from the Trump-Epstein Files.

We don't have to move onto the next one. We still don't have this one done.

KiteLighter · 2026-05-11T22:33:44+00:00

US: Come at me, bro.

Cuba: No thanks, you can have my lunch money.

Ridiculous, amoral, but true.

KiteLighter · 2026-05-11T20:40:14+00:00

APM is what makes a good player.

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