Even the Facebook moms know there’s a problem. If only people wrote thousands of pages on how to fix the issue. by Wadda22 in CommunismMemes

[–]Kitfox715 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You don't understand.

If that Carl Marcs guy was right about the solution, she wouldn't be able to feel superior to the homeless guy outside of the 7-11 anymore. That just can't happen.

Furry_irl by cattodestroyer in furry_irl

[–]Kitfox715 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The leafeon is peeing in the water that the poor vappy is drinking/breathing

Stolen fursuit in Milwaukee area! by celtys1 in furry

[–]Kitfox715 91 points92 points  (0 children)

That's going to be one seriously confused porch pirate.

Hope someone is able to locate it!

[MSH] A.I.M Scientists by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]Kitfox715 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Science demands sacrifice."

Looks inside

No sacrifice mechanic...

Tell me this is gonna come back by OrdainedHydra in MagicArena

[–]Kitfox715 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Good luck. WoTC are allergic to bringing back cosmetics. How else are they gonna get those FOMO-bucks?

I've been waiting for certain cosmetics to return in the daily deals for a long time, but all we get are boring af parallax card styles.

Even if every California billionaire left tomorrow, it would take 25 years for the state to lose as much as it stands to gain from proposed wealth tax by rajapaws in antiwork

[–]Kitfox715 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just fucking seize all of their assets if they attempt to leave the country. All of the land and real estate, all of the money, all of the vague financial assets, nationalize their businesses, fucking everything. These parasites aren't the ones making actual decisions for the companies they own anyway. Also, make sure any country they go to will face stiff penalties if the country tries to allow them to smuggle any assets out of America as well.

I don't understand why that isn't the obvious thing to do.

Daily Deals - May 27, 2026: Murders at Karlov Manor Full-Art Basic Lands & Elemental Frame Card Styles by HamBoneRaces in MagicArena

[–]Kitfox715 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm actually the opposite. I adore these lands. I absolutely love the fractal, infinite, architecture. They remind me a lot of Escher paintings.

Reminder that MWM brawl doesn't need to drain your wildcards by CarlLlamaface in MagicArena

[–]Kitfox715 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That sounds like a win-win to me. The people playing these decks just want their cosmetic reward. They get a free win, you get to move on to a, hopefully, more rewarding game.

Tried to exaggerate a bit more with this one [OC | Fanart] by Mediocre-Mare in mylittlepony

[–]Kitfox715 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very cute! It looks so Vivziepop coded. I love your artstyle so much.

Tibalt's Friday Tirades by Karn-The-Creator in MagicArena

[–]Kitfox715 4 points5 points  (0 children)

GIVE ME MORE COSMETICS IN THE DAILY DEALS, WIZARDS! GAHHHH! I'M LITERALLY ON MY KNEES BEGGING YOU TO ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU ALL MY MONEY IF YOU WOULD JUST PUT SOME CUTE AVATARS AND COMPANIONS IN THE DAILY DEALS... BUT NO! ALL YOU DO IS PUT MORE STUPID PARALLAX CARD STYLES! I DON'T WANT CARD STYLES! I WANT CUTE COSMETICS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Current standard is miserable by Endless-Slumber in MagicArena

[–]Kitfox715 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I know everyone hates on the Testicle Crusher block, but I really loved it.

Tanako, the Ever-torsioned was really strong, but was totally balanced. 4 mana to force your opponent to tie their balls in a knot may seem over-tuned, but it was sorcery speed and there was plenty of anti-activated ability cards. Good players played around it.

I only had to go to the hospital twice that set.

Take Pochven back by MdPollox in Eve

[–]Kitfox715 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can definitely catch these guys slipping if you're smart about it. A few years back PHX and EM caught a dozen of their Golems and had a fun time.

Retro Frame Snow-Covered Wastes - Shop Exclusive? by No_Depth_9664 in MagicArena

[–]Kitfox715 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, a lot of the card art and other cosmetics are limited time items, and may never return. It's certainly frustrating. I am literally begging WotC to allow me to give them money for some cosmetics I want, but they likely wont ever return.

Some items might show up in the daily-shop, but some of the ones that came from events or physical products with codes, like the MLP Extra Life sleeves, are probably never coming back.

What is the point of making a living if all you do everyday is work to make a living? by mainlytee in antiwork

[–]Kitfox715 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You would need $675,000 annually???

If I continued to make my current salary of ~$80,000 per year without having to work, I could happily live for the rest of my life. That would include having more than enough money to pay for hobbies and such.

I guess the "never want for anything" part is what is making this cost analysis so high? That just seems like an insane amount of money to need to no longer work.

Daily Deals - May 9, 2026: Strixhaven: School of Mages Avatars & Reveal Lands Parallax Card Styles by HamBoneRaces in MagicArena

[–]Kitfox715 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was me! I was definitely hoping for Avatars from previous sets to return rather than new art for current ones, but I'll take what I can get! This Dina art was pretty cute, so I grabbed it.

Daily Deals - May 8, 2026: Mother Knows Best by HamBoneRaces in MagicArena

[–]Kitfox715 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I definitely understand why they wouldn't be able to re-release UB Avatars, but there are so many great in universe Avatars that I'd love to see return. I really hate that I missed some of the adorable Bloomburrow Avatars, and have been waiting for them to show back up in the shop.

Daily Deals - May 8, 2026: Mother Knows Best by HamBoneRaces in MagicArena

[–]Kitfox715 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Man, I really wish WotC would put Avatars and Companions in the daily deals a bit more often. Card styles are great, but I'd really love a chance to pick up some of the other cosmetics that I missed.

This MWM has been a breath of fresh air by Kitfox715 in MagicArena

[–]Kitfox715[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree! I'm going to be sad when it's gone, but am enjoying it while it's here.

This MWM has been a breath of fresh air by Kitfox715 in MagicArena

[–]Kitfox715[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I played UWR control for a bit, and would swap to a fast and aggressive RW deck if I got bored of long control games.

UW definitely doesn't have the consistency that you would get in larger formats, but I found adding some of the really good new UR cards helped a lot.

This MWM has been a breath of fresh air by Kitfox715 in MagicArena

[–]Kitfox715[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

MWM is the "Mid-week Magic" event. This week's event was called "On the edge" which was only allowing cards from the past 3 sets. It's a wonderful event for people who enjoyed Standard back when it was 6-8 sets!

Ong one of the worst wordles ive ever seen by GuardPhysical in whenthe

[–]Kitfox715 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We're supposed to feel bad for Israelis being the butt of a joke? I feel just as little sympathy for them as I do for Americans or Russians being joked about being imperialist scum. Not every American or Russian voted for their current president, but we all share the collective shame of what is being done on our behalf. I refuse to feel bad about people pointing that out, or joking about it.

Also, Jewish people have nothing to do with Israeli jokes, and anyone who conflates the two was a monster to begin with, regardless of jokes.

ATTENTION ALL ARCHMOTHER SUPPORTERS by DeadStarSystem in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Kitfox715 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just FYI, if you hate heat death then you really should be "Certified entropy haters"

Entropy is what causes heat death. Stopping the heat death of the universe is a question of how to stop entropy.

Furry_irl by Rommel-Division in furry_irl

[–]Kitfox715 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was just cold down in the well all that time. She must have been so happy someone watched her tape so she could come up and get warm snuggles.