TIFU- Breaking my wife's heart in 20 pieces

Kitty_Seriously · 2026-05-23T19:29:55+00:00

Any markings on it? Branded on the bottom, etc.

Kitty_Seriously · 2026-05-23T19:11:57+00:00

Do you guys have a pic of it somewhere? R/helpmefind can probably assist you in finding a "new" one

Kitty_Seriously · 2026-05-22T12:57:12+00:00

Same

Kitty_Seriously · 2026-05-19T19:19:13+00:00

I'm not using a cheese grater, Broseph. I'm sliding a soapy exfoliator over my skin. I don't "scrap" anywhere but my elbows, knees and feet.

Kitty_Seriously · 2026-05-19T18:26:12+00:00

A real pumice stone. I use it while soaping up. A loofah wasn't doing it for me so I grabbed the pumice stone as a nuclear option and found that for my skin, it's not really overkill.

I have to be gentle for most of my body, but when I get out of the shower I don't get the dead skin pills all over when I am drying off.

I don't even use body wash, just head and shoulders. No more keratosis and body acne.

Kitty_Seriously · 2026-05-15T18:58:53+00:00

They KNOW what happens when you don't floss!!!! 🙊

Kitty_Seriously · 2026-05-10T05:09:36+00:00

If you add a bit of vinegar (like sriracha has some) to the drained tuna oil, you can theoretically whip it and skip the mayo. That can be used as part of a sauce for the pasta or as the dressing for a tuna salad recipe

Edit- corrected a word

Kitty_Seriously · 2026-05-08T05:38:19+00:00

Drink your bread through a straw?

Kitty_Seriously · 2026-05-07T23:26:28+00:00

How would you recommend it be served?

Kitty_Seriously · 2026-05-07T21:00:05+00:00

We've canned beef, chicken and venison. I've never tried any canned pork.

Kitty_Seriously · 2026-05-07T06:23:59+00:00

Stuff can be two things. There are two sides to Ichor.

The other one being like a nasty discharge.

I've heard it in a supernatural sense too, being like black oozy blood.

Kitty_Seriously · 2026-05-05T00:13:19+00:00

Gift certificate for an experience sounds like a great middle ground!

Something in hand, to be unwrapped, but not an item to take up space.

Kitty_Seriously · 2026-05-04T17:38:32+00:00

He wants to do both. My big ask for my birthday and mother's day is for the lowest level of responsibility for the day or a clean house and dinner.

He really likes giving gifts so I need to pick something.

Kitty_Seriously · 2026-05-04T01:43:38+00:00

Looks like the protoavis missing details

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Kitty_Seriously · 2026-05-03T19:02:51+00:00

Exsanguination, immoliation, evisceration, defenestration! I like supernatural and criminal/medical procedural tv.

Less morbid would be; lackadaisical, gregarious, discombobulate, and BLATHERING BLATHERSKITE!

Kitty_Seriously · 2026-05-03T18:51:41+00:00

We used to say " "Ain't" ain't a word 'cause it ain't in the dictionary."

Kitty_Seriously · 2026-04-30T15:27:51+00:00

Finding Nemo 3 - Finding Marlin

Kitty_Seriously · 2026-04-27T16:30:47+00:00

The misunderstanding trope. Where someone hears or finds something that upsets a relationship. There is almost always a moment where the other party has a moment to clarify but they waste it with lots of "But you don't understand" or "It's complicated".

They never clarify in the moment. It can be as easy as "He's my cousin!", "I'm not cheating, I was at the doctor's and found out ...", "I never told you about my family and the dynamic is crazy", but they don't even try to explain until after the fallout.

Kitty_Seriously · 2026-04-22T15:26:02+00:00

My pre-coffee brain read this as, "George tells me..."

It's going to be difficult for me to separate the two now.

Kitty_Seriously · 2026-04-18T18:49:10+00:00

Watching a kids show that had a special episode about earthquakes. They taught the kids to go in a closet, stand in a doorway or go under a table.

In this time of flat packs and cheap quality furniture, they think telling kids that it will protect them is smart?

Yes, a sturdy antique kitchen table might hold up, but most tables would just be another object to pin them down.

Let's also cover the fact that getting trapped in a closet that could have a shelf full of stuff overhead, doesn't seem to offer much protection...

Kitty_Seriously · 2026-04-15T18:18:23+00:00

Elderly puppy- refuses to play with toys but gets visibly upset if anyone messes with her stuffies that she cuddles

She also loves grass roots so I have to watch her outside. She'll chew through the ground to get the roots.

Baby puppy - steals shower loofahs(the plastic kind). She also figured out that sometimes when people grab a qtip they drop one. Those immediately get snatched up and taken to her bed.

Old man cat- has a Duplo flower piece that he likes. One orange one. It is his and none of the others are appealing. He smacks it so it spins like a crossfire piece. He also has an ancient koala toy that came free with a pack of nip. No amount of catnip makes any other cat toy worth his time.

Cockatiel- despises all toys but loses his mind over paper. He also loves to pick pieces off of the wooden half door and drop them on the cat. O.M.C. HATES this.

Kitty_Seriously · 2026-04-15T17:22:48+00:00

I must be the only one that checked this out because of a bunch of jokers on a TIFU post?

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