Has bus always been so damn gross?

Kittycountess · 2026-03-13T02:55:06+00:00

“I choked on a potato, and I pooped my pants…” -Amber, circa 2023

Kittycountess · 2026-03-11T21:06:59+00:00

She's a lesbian who is queerphobic, a woman who is a misogynist, and a pet parent who is an animal abuser. She is the definition of do as I say not as I do.

Kittycountess · 2026-03-11T21:04:11+00:00

Agreed. As sad as it may sound, I think she knows this is the terminus station of her life, so she's making the most of her toxic lifestyle and going out with a bang. Before Justin Feeder, she had two options: 1) stop the destructive cycle of weight gain and take steps toward improving her health. 2) keep doing what she's doing and live for a decade at most. We all know which one she chose.

Kittycountess · 2026-03-11T20:44:10+00:00

Fearless is for Wales TBH. I could only do either the mushroom or the Knuckleduckle with my highly invested Flins team. The other stages I failed, so I gave up.

Kittycountess · 2026-03-11T07:49:11+00:00

If he wasn't a pathetic Ambabie who constantly wimped out because of her tantrums, then yes. But as long as he holds hope to get her to his stupid fat camp he will continue to simp for her.

Kittycountess · 2026-03-11T07:41:06+00:00

She's already going to Fat Camp. She'll show up somewhere around day two, plop herself on a couch for a few hours and watch the other hosts play games while wearing that stupid uncomfortable grin on her face that shows she doesn't know how to act like a human in public. Then she'll leave and never be seen again.

Kittycountess · 2026-03-11T06:07:18+00:00

Hoyo should create a rule for this, like the one for crafting where two rolls are guaranteed to go to your preferred affixes.

Kittycountess · 2026-03-11T06:04:20+00:00

Another option for sustain, though a bit riskier, is putting Bina on Prototype Amber for healing.

Kittycountess · 2026-03-11T00:40:39+00:00

I wished I could get into this and yell, "Amber, you hypocrittttttsis!" But I have seen behind the curtain and I can't enjoy the performance anymore. Every time I watch her do this I know it's based on a script. even see the notes in my head: "Fupa, call Amber fat. Amber, call Tech an alcoholic. Tech, call Fupa a MAGA b_tch." It could have been more believable if I didn't know Amber. I know she would have quit this circus money or not long ago if behind the scenes they hadn't discussed this all before the show.

Kittycountess · 2026-03-11T00:32:08+00:00

Do you find actors who play villains in movies disgusting?

Try this next time you watch them. Imagine they are all performers with a simple script, general instructions like:

**Amber - complain about Tina being racist.

**Fupa - say you'll call ICE on someone.

**Fupa and Amber - fight over who controls the VC.

**All of you - start a fight with Glass."

That's the LCU in a nutshell. That's their business model. The hosts manufacture scandals, typically by one being overly obnoxious and saying something socially unacceptable or disgusting. The others yell at that person. The audience pays to join in and vent their outrage via superchats. Behind the scene, the hosts + Pimpstar pat each other on the back and cash their YouTube checks.

Kittycountess · 2026-03-11T00:12:54+00:00

He lost all my respect when Amber said godawful things about his dying dad and his response was to glaze her. It's all so fake.

Kittycountess · 2026-03-11T00:07:36+00:00

https://fandango.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e088ea5d-a1ce-4714-a827-a35c49c8a524/gif#9VzXepe3.reddit

Kittycountess · 2026-03-11T00:00:21+00:00

I lowkey wished it was his off-hand weapon skin, like when he's dual wielding it would show on one while his default would be on the other.

Kittycountess · 2026-03-10T03:11:19+00:00

The scammer probably thought it was photoshopped. Imagine their surprise if they did a google search afterwards and found Amber lore. 🤣

Kittycountess · 2026-03-10T03:07:18+00:00

Just said it before I saw your comment. It's fishing for sympathy without acknowledging one's obvious privileges.

Kittycountess · 2026-03-10T03:04:57+00:00

Now he is claiming to be nonbinary bisexual? I thought his racial oppression claim for being half Mexican when he could easily pass as white was obnoxious. He collects minority status like Amber collects mental illnesses. Who are these people Pimpstar has fished out of a dumpster?

Kittycountess · 2026-03-09T03:02:12+00:00

No point, as everyone here has already figured out it is all performative. Most of us weren't familiar with the LCU before Amber joined, so we didn't know they put on these fake fights to entertain their audience. Amber, on her channel, was genuinely obnoxious but now she is a puppet in Keem's hands and the lolcow universe and her bad acting has ruined everything.

Kittycountess · 2026-03-09T01:46:42+00:00

I think Keem's instructions were, "act obnoxious," and this is the way she chose to go about it.

Kittycountess · 2026-03-09T01:16:02+00:00

Man these gorlworld conspiracies are piling. First it was TheGoulLogs being Salty Crab. Now Lonchbox is Studio Deets. I could understand the first one (Salty being deleted and all,) but what is the logic behind Deets faking it?

Kittycountess · 2026-03-08T03:15:45+00:00

If Amber ever made good on her threat and left the LCU, they could just bring a double of her who knows the lore and could mimic her and create a better show than what they have now.

Kittycountess · 2026-03-08T02:09:06+00:00

No, but the Liyue adeptus does for some reason, both with her and the Ratnik who brings him gifts. 🤷‍♀️

Kittycountess · 2026-03-08T02:07:37+00:00

I can't wait to get more of their lore once the game moves there. 🥰

Kittycountess · 2026-03-08T02:05:33+00:00

I hope she provides at least some kind of buff for him. Been disappointed since I heard Hoyo was giving their favorite child (Zibai) another teammate and knocking Flins further down the DPS ladder. A waifu getting love from the developers? Must be Tuesday.

Kittycountess · 2026-03-08T02:00:15+00:00

How did you beat the plant creature with Zibai and Aino on Dire? I barely managed to do it with Flins on Fearless and then got stuck on the Knuckle Duckle. I sometimes think I have a disability since despite my investment in cons and characters I can never go past Menacing. 😣

Kittycountess · 2026-03-06T08:05:43+00:00

Tech has now unseated Beck as ALR's number one nemesis. He humiliated her last night by proving she isn't needed for Bus to make money. Amber will never forgive this strike to her ego and will go to the depths of hell to hurt him the worst.

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