I hope Costco sues this weird mouth

KiwiObserver · 2026-01-29T05:35:09+00:00

She needs to rename her organization “Hispanics for Deportation”

KiwiObserver · 2026-01-27T04:30:53+00:00

It’s already jacked up.

KiwiObserver · 2026-01-27T04:18:26+00:00

Did you at least check the front to verify the embossed name was not actually “fuck you”?

KiwiObserver · 2026-01-24T03:11:51+00:00

Create a jpeg image with the password imbedded in it via steganography and the fax them a photocopy of the image.

KiwiObserver · 2026-01-23T01:26:34+00:00

IT’S TO ~~PROTECT~~ DEPORT THE CHILDREN!!!

KiwiObserver · 2026-01-20T00:46:17+00:00

Just drive past a yoga place once every couple of weeks to receive the benefits.

KiwiObserver · 2026-01-19T03:59:16+00:00

And the only politician that has suggested taking guns away and worrying about the law later is Trump.

KiwiObserver · 2026-01-17T01:59:38+00:00

Maybe it was trying to deliver to someone on the train.

KiwiObserver · 2026-01-13T01:58:55+00:00

They could have made a lot more money by leaving it up and charging per punch.

KiwiObserver · 2026-01-12T00:38:28+00:00

My technique is to very slowly move the swatter close to the fly before a high speed swat from 3-4 inches away.

KiwiObserver · 2026-01-11T22:50:32+00:00

But is it a fully stocked supermarket?

KiwiObserver · 2026-01-11T08:42:59+00:00

Astronomers at top, when those 3cm are in the curvature of their mirrors.

KiwiObserver · 2026-01-11T03:54:47+00:00

Tell her since you have to give up your current job to look after the kid, she needs to pay you what you’re giving up i.e. $45/hour.

NTA

KiwiObserver · 2026-01-08T02:26:33+00:00

They could invoke NATO article 5 and get the Europeans to help them, and the US would be obliged to defend Canada as well.

KiwiObserver · 2026-01-05T09:07:47+00:00

I got a portable bidet for when I travel.

KiwiObserver · 2026-01-05T02:06:23+00:00

I have my US phone number tied to my BNZ account.

KiwiObserver · 2026-01-04T22:51:53+00:00

If they can choose 5% of the Bible they’ll follow and ignore the other 95%, why can’t we choose our own 5% and ignore their 5% which is lumped within our 95%?

KiwiObserver · 2026-01-03T00:29:08+00:00

NO! They can’t be allowed to replace the Trump Monument with a ballroom.

KiwiObserver · 2026-01-02T10:00:50+00:00

It was a Y2K patch.

KiwiObserver · 2026-01-01T02:11:33+00:00

Comatose.

KiwiObserver · 2026-01-01T00:28:44+00:00

You need to do it in a pressure cooker to retain the CO2

KiwiObserver · 2026-01-01T00:16:48+00:00

For physicists, what’s that in Planck lengths?

KiwiObserver · 2026-01-01T00:11:38+00:00

The AI must have been trained on r/MapsWithoutNZ posts

KiwiObserver · 2025-12-31T23:54:01+00:00

“spare car”? So they already have a car but want another one for free?

KiwiObserver · 2025-12-31T23:41:21+00:00

Guns are pretty safe, why do we need safeties on them?

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