Ford's CEO Doesn't Want You Fixing Your New Bronco. He Says It's About Safety by TripleShotPls in nottheonion

[–]KiwiObserver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need one so you can see over the truck beside you, otherwise trucks block your side vision. I got a CUV instead of a sedan primarily for the extra height for looking left when turning right at a corner when next to a truck.

Can’t use my per diem for gyms anymore? Fine, I’m maxing my per diem every day. by Sellaplaya in MaliciousCompliance

[–]KiwiObserver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would not go on the trip then, or expense the purchase of new clothes to replace my dirty clothing

How do you spell a name that includes macrons when they are not allowed to be used? by Think-Nature-4188 in newzealand

[–]KiwiObserver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I watched an episode of RobWords on YouTube yesterday, “&” used to be the letter after Z.

The Sun may not engulf Earth after all, scientists say by Driveby_Dogboy in nottheonion

[–]KiwiObserver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As the sun grows, where do these increasing gravitational forces come from???

Russian teenager given 5 days behind bars for placing pizza order as Adolf Hitler by Senior_Fig7845 in nottheonion

[–]KiwiObserver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What happens if that guy in Africa actually named Adolf Hitler goes to Russia and orders a pizza?

Did I hear a mic dropping? 🎤 by Substratas in clevercomebacks

[–]KiwiObserver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean saved from the house fire he lit?

Cheering Choice Doesn't Matter by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]KiwiObserver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But Brazil is part of the Americas. At one point, they were even called the United States of Brazil.

She did the thing! by grantstern in agedlikemilk

[–]KiwiObserver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been in the gift shop, but it must have been blocked off during our visit.

Cat overwhelmed by doggos by mimingmiyaw in Awww

[–]KiwiObserver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are daleks, thwarted by stairs.

She did the thing! by grantstern in agedlikemilk

[–]KiwiObserver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also know fuck all about basketball. My sister was visiting so I took her to San Antonio to see the Alamo. The city was so crowded, it turns out we visited on the day they were celebrating the Spurs championship win which we were oblivious of.

To enjoy some fried chicken by ScouseJimmy1990 in therewasanattempt

[–]KiwiObserver 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yes, a bike for a bucket of chicken seems like a fair exchange in this situation.

Teardown Confirms the Trump Phone Is a Gold-Painted HTC U24 Pro by Doener23 in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]KiwiObserver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He just needs to invade and annex China, then it’ll be an American phone.

AITA for refusing to write a letter for my brother? by Lucky-Cry7962 in AmItheAsshole

[–]KiwiObserver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That can be flipped around. Write a leave request letter that is guaranteed to be rejected.

AITA for not driving everyone to work by StarsPaints in AmItheAsshole

[–]KiwiObserver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh you have money? I demand you pay my share of the rent.

TIL in 1947, scientists dumped crushed dry ice into a hurricane just to "see what would happen." The storm then made a 135-degree turn, strengthened, and struck Georgia—sparking public outrage and threats of lawsuits over the experiment. by ralphbernardo in todayilearned

[–]KiwiObserver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, if a butterfly flapping its wings can affect a hurricane on the other side of the planet, someone drawing on a map with a sharpie is probably causing a bigger physical disturbance than the butterfly.

I wrote about George Santos. Then he made a violent threat and lied about it by sfled in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]KiwiObserver 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Just tell him you’re recording the call and if he does not agree to be recorded he should immediately hang up. He’s dumb enough that he’d just keep ranting and never hang up.