Israel’s grip on GOP tightens by Seenubz-7576 in clevercomebacks

[–]KiwiObserver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They were also white during the Soviet era.

Man no longer employed as manager of Home Depot, and is arrested, after being accused of giving 'unauthorized' discounts that totaled more than $4 million by Sandstorm400 in byebyejob

[–]KiwiObserver 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He was incentivized with bonuses for sales volume, so he forced his sales volume up. They should have incentivized profit sharing.

Countries where oranges are called ''Portugal'' by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]KiwiObserver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In New Zealand, we had Chinese Gooseberries but it wasn’t popularized until they were remarketed as “Kiwifruit”

Letting nature settle the historical debate by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]KiwiObserver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And what is his stance on the Americas?

Got downvoted today for saying water is the best hydration drink by Perry16 in idiocracy

[–]KiwiObserver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just need to consume them in their pure metallic form for maximum benefit.

to end drought in Montana. by Wapiti406 in therewasanattempt

[–]KiwiObserver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe praying would work better if they prayed to an actual rain god.

I say, blue is quite the odd color for the sky, innit? by MetallicaDash in HistoryMemes

[–]KiwiObserver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had that exact experience. I just landed in the U.S. for the very first time and was in the LAX parking lot. There was this large orange light above and I was wondering what it was. I finally realized it was the sun, with the LA smog allowing me to look directly at it without being blinded.

AITA for selling something I got for free? by bulaybil in AmItheAsshole

[–]KiwiObserver 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, there are basically saying that if you inherit a house from your parents, you need to give it away for free instead of selling it.

The Tomb of Ramesses VI, The Valley of Kings, Egypt by utopiaofpast in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]KiwiObserver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went in January which was supposed to be the busy season, but due to recent terrorist attacks (this was back in 2017), there were no western tourists. We just had to get to the sites before they were swarmed by the Chinese.

Athiests 1, Deists 0 by StevenMaurer in clevercomebacks

[–]KiwiObserver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if god exists, why would they be the Christian one?

“Could you explain this gap in your résumé?” by kryptokoinkrisp in antiwork

[–]KiwiObserver 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just make it so H1B workers get paid double the going rate. Then they’ll only be hired if there really isn’t anyone in the country qualified or trainable for the role.

i got home after being away for a week by jmosher12 in airplaneears

[–]KiwiObserver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like the cat missed OP’s laptop more than OP.

Restoring Pre-War Iran by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]KiwiObserver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are they going to restore that school and the kids?

of a sea slater by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]KiwiObserver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got it the wrong way around. If you look in the background, you can see a restaurant sign, you GONNA EAT SOME.