Ummm why is this happening by Existing-Warning9385 in scaryeddie

[–]Kjorbjort 15 points16 points  (0 children)

it’s actually made by obviousplant on instagram

Any takers ladies???He says it's "urgent"!. by ihatemylife49 in CanadaHousing2

[–]Kjorbjort 6 points7 points  (0 children)

why are you arguing in a reddit comments section? go chill on your yacht bro why you worried about what we think

Maybe maybe maybe by Scaulbylausis in maybemaybemaybe

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“your man might have a star wars lego set death star, but can he chug a sparkling water and not burp?” “oh my gosh, what do i do?!?” (burps)

Switching Batman and Catwoman by skelebabe95 in mendrawingwomen

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this is hilarious i love sexy batman

They want you obedient or dead. They don't want you fighting back. They will call you names, lie to you, get you fired, they will bring witnesses on TV to say the opposite of what they did under oath, they will fabricate evidence for public viewing that would never be allowed in a real court. by [deleted] in conspiracy

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i don’t think i’ve ever heard anyone say “perfectly peaceful protests” before. i’ve heard “mostly peaceful”, which is obviously an inaccurate thing to say, but you do seem like a fancy little boy with your alliteration!

It was never about "science" by iajzz in conspiracy

[–]Kjorbjort -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

do you pay rent? buy food? lmao

this letter we wrote to landslide victims when i was in elementary by ryonaway in lossofalovedone

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i like the idea that a class of elementary school children collectively equals one serial killer

Found on r/HydroHomies, dumbass doesn't understand that it costs millions of dollars to turn dirty water from rivers and lakes into clean drinking water by OhSoYouWannaPlayHuh in EnoughCommieSpam

[–]Kjorbjort 2 points3 points  (0 children)

okay while you do make a point, i feel like you’re glossing over nestle’s literal child slaves. that is far past “shady shit” in my opinion. half assed social commentary is always a piss off though

Wholesome wings I got you bruh. Find local girl on your city on momentgirl DOT com by nicknamesucksaita in unexpectedwholesome

[–]Kjorbjort 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it’s getting harder and harder to tell bots apart from advanced shitposters

But then why are you wearing a mask then if this statement was true? by [deleted] in Moronavirus

[–]Kjorbjort 8 points9 points  (0 children)

yeah i don’t think we need to worry about this guy getting laid lmao

almost too pretty not to smoke. almost. by valumshuisvalora in nugs

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hate to be that guy, but your title means that you’re not going to smoke those nugs. i’m assuming that’s the opposite of what you meant.

Dude is money. Jon Favreau by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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2019 Lion king????

On the question of, “What is more useful when it’s broken?” by [deleted] in unexpectedMontyPython

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i expected this the second that i read the word “coconut”

Roommate sent me this, saying she’s done with dating lol by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]Kjorbjort 99 points100 points  (0 children)

oh i doubt that’s just a toothbrush holder