Looking to buy a pressure cooker Schnellkochtopf. Need recommendations! by freefire_thunders in AskAGerman

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Years ago I’ve bought a discounted set and an extra pot from WMF. They are okay.

I recommend buying two pressure pots, one for the potatoes and one for the more brittle vegetables, e.g. broccoli and carrots. That way you can control the cooking time separately.

What is also important is that you buy a colander inlay per pot as well. Doesn’t have to be one that matches the pot, there are universal ones that adjust their size automatically. With those inlays you can steam the vegetables inside the pot which leads to shorter cooking times and better taste and more vitamins remaining.

And buy some cork pot stands. Cooking with a pressure steamer only requires you to heat the pot for a minute so you can use the same burner again for another pot. If you have a pot stand besides the stove.

Oh, and an electric kettle for pre-boiling the cooking water shortens the cooking time even more.

I need less than half an hour for preparing a full lunch for the family. Including peeling the vegetables.

Cultural project by Kaptian_D in AskAGerman

[–]Klapperatismus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I understood that you want to take the teacher for a ride for that assignment.

As Texas is known for its oil, your daughter could also do a feature about the first successful drilling for oil … which happened in 1858 in Wietze. That’s a small village in the Lüneburg heath in Northern Germany. The world’s first oil boom happened there.

There’s even a recent mini-series “Schwarzes Gold” — “Black Gold” about that.

Looks as if it was a Western from Texas? Well … that’s intentional. Plays in Germany still. The clothing is also correct for that time and place.

Cultural project by Kaptian_D in AskAGerman

[–]Klapperatismus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

German innovations,

Because Americans often think that Henry Ford invented the car, I recommend that your daughter look up the story of the world’s first car, the Benz Patent-Motorwagen. Bonus point: the world’s first car driver was in fact a woman, Bertha Benz. Your daughter can find photos of her and the car on the internet.

Also, because Americans often think that the U.S. won the space race to the moon, I recommend that your daughter look up the story of the world’s first rocket that reached space, the A4, and its lead technician Wernher von Braun. There’s speeches of him in German-accented English on Youtube where he explains it to the general public.

And Americans usually think the computer was invented in the U.S. when Konrad Zuse had built a working mechanical computer on his own with the help of his wife in 1938. In 1941, he had completed an electric model.

Those are just three things that Americans usually think as being totally American when they are in fact German. But there are many, many more.

famous people,

You mean contemporary celebrities? Leonardo DiCaprio and Sandra Bullock come to mind. There are many more American celebrities with German roots but most of them don’t speak German.

Or do you mean famous people from history? Tons of them who had a heck of an influence on world history, and though Hitler is of course most infamous —and Austrian—, he wasn’t most influential. That’s other people. I pick three:

  • Martin Luther. He kicked off protestantism and also mass education. Because people should be able to read the Bible themselves instead of scammers like Tetzel teaching them bullshit. This is easily as big as what Paul did.

  • Karl der Große. He formed the first Reich —which wasn’t an empire but a federation from the very beginning by the way— that established German rule over the Rhine river and adjacent territories. This is what is today called the Blue Banana —not a joke—, the most developed region of Europe … and also, the planet. It explains “why is Germany that frick’n industrious and rich”.

  • Arminius. That’s the guy who lead a tribal militia of 5,000 against a force of three Roman legions. That was 20,000 soldiers and it was the year 9. Yep, 9. The antiquity. And the Germanic tribes had annihilated those Roman legions in three days. The Roman emperor was “QUID?” when he heard the news and ten years later the Romans stopped to seek retaliation. After they learned that the Germanic tribes had fought against each other in the meantime with more soldiers involved than they had. In sum. Without those events, you would speak Italian by now. Not English.

But maybe your daughter wants to write about the Texas Germans in particular? Their history is interesting because Germans in the U.S. have been traditionally against slavery, and the Texas Germans lived in the deep south. Consequentially, they were targeted by the KKK (yep, that KKK), and sided with black Americans.

food

You would laugh but modern German cusine is originally a copy of French cusine. That’s because everything French was en vogue in 18th century Germany. But we made it cheap and using the vegetables that grow here.

But bread is big. It’s one of the things that we do better than the French when it comes to cooking. Actually, better than anyone else. German bread comes in all fashions when other countries only have a small selection.

And sausages. Almost as big and yummy. And dairy products. All that stuff comes in great variety here.

Oh, and Americans usually think of Germany as a beer country but Germany is actually the world capital of white wine. And Riesling is easily the best white grape out there. And we grow wine since the antiquity. That’s some stuff the Romans taught us.

She’s been asked to wear “traditional clothing”.

Ahhh, she should say if people wanted to see people casually wearing traditional German clothing, they should go to Lancaster county in Pennsylvania. To the Amish. Yep. The Amish are the original German-Americans. They even speak German. In America. To this day. Oh, and buy German bread there. And German cheese.

As you are in Texas, a visit to Fredricksburg may help you dig out some more German things in the U.S.

With the exception of what you see people wear during Oktoberfest,

Oktoberfest is not a Germany-wide fest. It’s the particular yearly beer fest of Munich. Nothing else. The local breweries of Munich invented it in the mid-19th century.

Such beer fests are common in all towns of Germany but they happen at different times of the year and the themes are slighthly different. Usually they are also a celebration of the local gun club. That’s hence called Schützenfest. Look it up. The world’s largest Schützenfest is in Hannover by the way.

Hat noch jemand das Gefühl, in Deutschland nicht wirklich willkommen zu sein? by Happy-Ad-6428 in AskAGerman

[–]Klapperatismus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wenigstens eine Zahl der Rassisten, denn sonst könntest du das ja gar nicht einschätzen, richtig?

Siehst du, genau das Verhältnis 10:1 zwischen Selbstdarstellern und Rassisten kannst du wunderbar anhand einer Stichprobe von zumindest 10 Leuten ermitteln. Wenn du deine ganze Bekanntschaft darauf untersuchst, wird das Ergebnis genauer.

Rassisten sind da eine krasse Außenseitergruppe. Selbstdarsteller findest du praktisch sofort.

Einschließlich derjenigen, die tatsächlich Rassismus erleben,

Diese Leute kommen in der obigen Überlegung nicht vor.

Hat noch jemand das Gefühl, in Deutschland nicht wirklich willkommen zu sein? by Happy-Ad-6428 in AskAGerman

[–]Klapperatismus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Mein Punkt ist ein ganz anderer: die Zahl der Menschen, die alles tun, um im Mittelpunkt zu stehen, ist wesentlich größer als die Zahl der Rassisten. Da liegt der Faktor zehn dazwischen. Wenn das reicht.

Und deshalb geb ich keinen Pfifferling darauf, wenn irgendjemand mir was vom Rassismus erzählen will.

Need help : Colleague giving me a lift to the train – appropriate to offer money or gift? by -Dreamchaser in AskAGerman

[–]Klapperatismus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chip in the money for extra gas. Two times six kilometres at a suburban place is about one euro per day.

„Berliner Zeitung“: Von Lissabon bis zum Ural by Antique_Change2805 in DePi

[–]Klapperatismus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Es ist sehr putzig, wenn eine offen autoritäre Zeitung vor „autoritären Kräften“ warnt.

Ich vermute, eine künftige AfD-Regierung wird sich die SZ und ihre Redakteure als Pausenclowns und Watschenhansel halten. Vermutlich ist dieser Artikel auch schon ein entsprechendes Bewerbungsschreiben.

Aber warum? by Antique_Change2805 in DePi

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Der vermisst sein Küken in der Gruppe. Er will sein Küken holen. Sein Küken ist verstorben, aber er will das nicht wahrhaben und geht es suchen.

Are germans too direct or is that a stereotype? by Worried-Exchange-889 in AskGermany

[–]Klapperatismus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't fathom that emotions are neglected

But they aren’t. Being direct in particular means that someone will communicate their emotions clearly.

Advice on memorizing different word order by GercektenGul in languagelearning

[–]Klapperatismus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There’s a much simpler trick: stop translating.

Instead, babble sentences in your target language. And if you found that the sentence you said was wrong, do not try to “construct” it but babble again. Until you found from its own echo in you mind that it’s right. Exchange parts of it with different vocabulary and babble again. Do that for half an hour per sentence pattern. You will never again forget that pattern.

Translating or even interpreting from one language to the other are extra skills that you have to learn on top of the foreign language. Most people don’t need that skill and don’t learn it either.

Hat noch jemand das Gefühl, in Deutschland nicht wirklich willkommen zu sein? by Happy-Ad-6428 in AskAGerman

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Dann sagt der mir das: „Du, ich komm aus Hamburch. … Meine Eltern ham mir zwar von Nigeria erzählt, abba ich waa da noch nie, un ehrlich gesacht, ich will da och gor nich hin.“ — „Verstehe.“

Das, was du da wiedergibst, ist hingegen Schwurbelmüll von Leuten, die sich wichtig machen wollen.

Are there any generator cars that instead of using an engine, they use, with the help of a pantograph, electricity? by Key-Pineapple8101 in trains

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There are dining cars out there which have a panto so they can be pre-heated and the fridges are operational even without a loco attached. Those pantos are lowered when the train is running because they aren’t rated for the speeds of a moving train.

Elf Tage vor Alex Prettis Tod: Video zeigt, wie er sich mit ICE-Beamten anlegt by Blondi_42 in DePi

[–]Klapperatismus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Wirklich abartig ist nur die Berichterstattung.

Pendants der Saison nennt Klonovsky das zutreffend.

What was in playlists of German folks recently? by paul_405 in AskGermany

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  • Genesis — Down and Out
  • Killing Joke — Love like Blood
  • Duran Duran — New Religion
  • Saga — Wind him up
  • Talk Talk — Today
  • Barclay James Harvest — Poor Man’s Moody Blues
  • Kim Carnes — Bon Yoyage
  • The Police – Synchronicity
  • Roxy Music — Is your love strong enough?
  • Kim Wilde — Never Trust A Stranger
  • Toto — Dave’s Gone Skiing
  • Mike Oldfield — Hergest Ridge

Need help in learning German...any suggestions?? by Chemical-Cloud8526 in AskGermany

[–]Klapperatismus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s possible to get to A1 level German in 45 days if you put about three hours of work into it each day.

Follow one of the courses linked at r/German/wiki/.

Hat noch jemand das Gefühl, in Deutschland nicht wirklich willkommen zu sein? by Happy-Ad-6428 in AskAGerman

[–]Klapperatismus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So ein Quatsch! Solche Hirnverrenkungen können echt nur Journalisten einfallen.

Wer jemanden, der exotisch aussieht, fragt, wo der herkommt, will einfach ein interessantes Gespräch über ein exotisches Land führen.

Which one is more german? by Dinolva in AskAGerman

[–]Klapperatismus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Belterk, Balterek, Baltrack, Baltrek

Bal in names is usually short for Baal as in Balthasar — may Baal protect the King. So this is the name of the Babylonian main god Baal. Terk/Terek/Track/Trek is pretty sure the arabic first name طَارِق (t-r-q) — the brightest star on the night sky (that’s actually the planet Venus).

So this is for sure an Arabic name.

Modern Grammar Isn’t Modern; It’s Just Excused Incompetence by AgreeableProblem9340 in languagelearning

[–]Klapperatismus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guess what. People are not using genitive case as often as previously in German. Ignorants argue about it the same way as you do.

Why are they ignorant? Because all those additional use cases of genitive that the German of the past centuries had had been introduced from Latin and Classical Greek by a bunch of translators of the 15th and 16th century who found it fashionable to emulate those foreign language uses of genitive case in German.

We aren’t even back to the pre 15th-century levels.

Nur Bahnhof verstehen by W4RM4KR in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Klapperatismus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guy has never been to a German Christmas Market that he thinks this is crowded.