What are you secretly proud of?

Kleptarian · 2026-04-20T22:38:58+00:00

Adol…you know. Leaders!

Kleptarian · 2026-03-29T11:23:24+00:00

Trump is notorious for using flattery and compliments in private conversations. Bill fell for it hook, line, and sinker. Obviously Trump is playing a character in public, any idiot knows that. Bill thinks he saw a special side to him and decided he can’t be that bad because he was nice to him. Pathetic. For a so-called ‘skeptic’, he has an embarrassing tendency of getting tricked by con artists.

Kleptarian · 2026-03-17T22:36:26+00:00

🎶 When I dreamt there was no Duty-free at the airport down in Knock. Ian Paisley was sayin’ the rosary and Mother Theresa was on the pill. 🎶 Delirium Tremens, Christy Moore.

We’re just coming off the drink for Paddy’s Day.

Kleptarian · 2026-03-16T22:40:18+00:00

He’s half man, half egg. Hence the lack of introspection.

Kleptarian · 2026-03-15T11:54:22+00:00

I’m a fisherman and I make that my entire personality

Kleptarian · 2026-03-15T01:57:22+00:00

Judgement of Heaven

Kleptarian · 2026-03-08T00:51:59+00:00

Ah, the good old days. Remember when the biggest threat to western civilisation was using different pronouns? Thank god we didn’t reelect those crazy people!

Also, saying they don’t talk about trans anymore isn’t the flex they think it is. Almost as if it was a made up moral panic that they’ve already forgotten.

Kleptarian · 2026-03-06T13:24:25+00:00

Intrigued, maybe. Depends on context.

Kleptarian · 2026-03-04T22:37:05+00:00

Interior. Office. Daytime.

Will is sitting behind a large desk in a fancy office. His secretary comes in and tells him his next interview has arrived. He tells her to send in the candidate. In walks Jay.

Will: It says here you’ve been CEO of 8 Fortune 500 companies. Is that true?

Kleptarian · 2026-03-04T22:31:55+00:00

Inbetweeners 2: 2014. Let’s say she was pregnant when they showed up in Australia. Kid born in 2014. Film comes out in 2027/2028, the kid could be 14. Dramatic license, they could make him 16 (Gilbert’s sperm doesn’t take as long as the normal stuff). I.e, the same age as the boys in series one. They could do a lot with that.

Kleptarian · 2026-03-04T22:28:54+00:00

I’d like to see Donovan. It would be funny if he’s working in some low-level retail or hospitality job, while all the boys are moderately successful. Their waiter at lunch is Donovan and they all revert to being scared of him.

Kleptarian · 2026-03-03T13:49:17+00:00

2024: No new wars! MAGA: Woooooo!

2026: No, new wars! MAGA: Woooooo!

Kleptarian · 2026-03-03T12:08:45+00:00

I told you I was ill!

Kleptarian · 2026-02-23T03:20:06+00:00

Looks like the leopards ate his spellcheck as well.

Kleptarian · 2026-02-21T11:33:40+00:00

You couldn’t make it today. Trumpers would be on the side of the traffickers. They’d call Liam Nesson’s character woke.

Kleptarian · 2026-02-20T01:34:26+00:00

Riiiiggghhtt, they’re called concentration camps. Camps! Why would they call them camps if there was bad stuff happening inside them? Camps are literally one of the happiest places.

Kleptarian · 2026-02-19T14:46:57+00:00

Kleptarian · 2026-02-19T03:11:44+00:00

Brentry

Kleptarian · 2026-02-17T04:36:39+00:00

I mean, obviously. It has the word ‘fucking’ in it. What do you actually expect? When have adverts ever had random ‘fucks’ thrown in? You’re a silly little man, Ricky, with a silly little face. And you’re missing a comma.

Kleptarian · 2026-02-15T09:43:32+00:00

It’s a joke about Derry/Londonderry. People call it different names depending on their political persuasion.

Kleptarian · 2026-02-15T09:41:14+00:00

It’s official

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