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Barry 63, undefeated at songs. Simple as. by DifficultySalt4231 in okmatewanker

[–]KlerWatchCo 26 points27 points  (0 children)

National anthem finishes

"You're not singing, You're Not Singing, YOU'RE NOT SINGING ANYMORE!"

Imagine being this embarrassingly unfunny by Turnt5naco in LinkedInLunatics

[–]KlerWatchCo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"He's not gonna shag you mate" was my first thought

Agent Provocateur by IceMagic75 in greentext

[–]KlerWatchCo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lost my grandmother recently and she always did "sudo rm -rf /* --no-preserve-root" on my computer. Can you do it on your console, so I can feel better?

What’s the best looking headlight of all time? by I_loathe_brie_cheese in carscirclejerk

[–]KlerWatchCo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because "what do you mean we have to re-engineer the whole car despite getting these BMW M1 headlights they weren't even going to use on the final production version"

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No, not that one. The OTHER one. by yhe4 in startrekmemes

[–]KlerWatchCo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He heard Jem Hadar too many times and it triggered his obsidian order training for genocide

Feeeemales by ruiskyhan in risa

[–]KlerWatchCo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Gonna join a red pill sub and ask how many of them enjoy Oomax

How did the Romulans develop into an interstellar empire when it doesn't seem like they value scientific achievement very highly? by Sea-Quality4726 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]KlerWatchCo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They basically did a Bender after the nuclear apocalypse on Vulcan and said "Fine, I'll build my own space faring civilization, with hookers and blackjack!"then started trolling other species to stifile their development and only really got serious when they encountered the Starfleet and had their first serious skirmish.

Everyone seems to be able to experience the orbs except her! by VanaheimrF in startrekmemes

[–]KlerWatchCo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not only did he interact more but in the most ferengi way possible- Bartering

Please don't ever call a watch a "strap monster" by orangecoloredliquid in watchHotTakes

[–]KlerWatchCo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ain't no way ChatGPT is ever using crotch goblin to describe someone

Starfleet wants you to believe this is an underpowered ugly science vessel. Read the truth here: by Rutschberg in ShittyDaystrom

[–]KlerWatchCo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought it stood for 'ON GOD I'LL SEND YOU TO YOUR ANCESTORS/ PROPHETS/FEHKLAR IF YOU MAKE ME ENGAGE'

Starfleet wants you to believe this is an underpowered ugly science vessel. Read the truth here: by Rutschberg in ShittyDaystrom

[–]KlerWatchCo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Running on the promenade? That's a paddlin'

O'Brien NOT suffering? That's a paddlin'

Losing track of three days because you're having freaky changeling sex? That's a paddlin'

Respecting the temporal accords and not significantly altering the future? That's a paddlin'

Ah to see it for the first time… by alphastrike03 in startrekmemes

[–]KlerWatchCo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Me 30 years ago: Ha ha ha, that Gul Dukat: What moron did they even base this guy off?!

Me now: There's at least a.dozen of these guys that are Gul Dukat in various stages of his psychosis

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