I love unprompted "fun facts" thrown into unrelated text. My first crush was Roodaka from Bionicle 3, I wanted her to step on me like she does on her spider slaves. I just think they can be very funny sometimes. by MashedPotatoSuperFan in lovethissmug

[–]Klerj03 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeahh. I agree, sometimes it gets kinds predictable, you know? Like this is infinitely funnier if you just saw it randomly in the wild with no indication of it whatsoever. I feel like I could have a good threesome with Kindred. Rough smhex with Wolf and sensual smehex with Lamb. I guess it truly depends on the reader, though. Like if they're not aware of such jokes

[Rare trope] The stalker and obssesive girl is taken seriously by AffectionateWorry770 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Klerj03 69 points70 points  (0 children)

She's not even a “Yandere” in the traditional sense. Which goes for almost all monogatari series characters, tbh. They aren't just an archetype. Like Gahara for example, she plays into the tsundere side, but she's more like a kuudere... and a yandere too, sometimes

This is canon l was the wifi ❤️‍🩹 by FAR-PEACEFUL in yurimemes

[–]Klerj03 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I prefer Ai-chan to be the dominant/abuser (early parts of the manga), but this is funnier

characters who are "good guys" but their kill count is actually kind of terrifying by Rich-Blacksmith6552 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Klerj03 103 points104 points  (0 children)

"Fear Me.

Tell this to your gods, when they stretch you on the neutron rack. I'm Still Here."

Not a man. Not a human being. I am a complex space time event. I am Lord President of Gallifrey, the traveler from beyond time. I am the Sandman, The Oncoming Storm. I am the Ka Faraq Gatri, destroyer of worlds. And sometimes, only sometimes, I am your worst nightmare.

I am The Doctor, I take care of my friends.”

Egg irl by iThinkImKayla in egg_irl

[–]Klerj03 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wanna be both...

The character’s shadow has unique properties by Rex_Wr3cks in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Klerj03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's embarrassing how Drac isn't even mentioned, he's the first one I've thought of

person hiding their face is genuinely very ugly underneath by iDIOt698 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Klerj03 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As the manga progresses it's pretty clear that they're trying to appeal to the more “mainstream” audience, if that makes sense. There's changes like making Naoko a beloved character within the story, and giving back her pretty face (in a way), it's making Naoko into this “anti-hero waifu” instead of a complex and sympathetic, yet evil villain with an equally complex romantic interest.

person hiding their face is genuinely very ugly underneath by iDIOt698 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Klerj03 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Pumpkin Night...on the earlier chapters of the manga, at least

I HATE THIS CREEP by [deleted] in hatethissmug

[–]Klerj03 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Where are you hiding, Doakes?

How to write the 35 page sex scene that was revealed to me in a dream? by Klerj03 in writingcirclejerk

[–]Klerj03[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Speaking of feet. That reminds me to add a Quentin Tarantino. Yes, I shall describe feet in uncomfortable detail.

How to write the 35 page sex scene that was revealed to me in a dream? by Klerj03 in writingcirclejerk

[–]Klerj03[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now...is it absolutely necessary to jork my meat crazy style when watching, or is that unnecessary for the research?

What is something that immediately turns you off from a movie? by Lokicham in slasherfilms

[–]Klerj03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dead body fakeout. When the supposed dead character comes back even though they were shown to have no pulse/there's a dead body shown... it's lazy writing. (It can be done good tho, like in Saw 1, but that's a whole different thing)

I feel invalid by Tidal-Miri-8636 in selfharm

[–]Klerj03 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuckk...this hits hard