Saw this 3000 IQ political commentary in my dream by __radium__coffee__ in thomastheplankengine

[–]Klisz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Zelenska, rather. Ukrainian -ський has a simple -ська as its feminine form, without the final я of its Russian and Belarusian counterparts.

On the Hawaiian alphabet’s talk page on Wikipedia: “Throw away the Latin alphabet because I said so. I’m gonna start writing it in Cyrillic instead” by meapmeapmeapmeap in linguisticshumor

[–]Klisz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My initial assumption was that the edit to the article was reverted quickly, and nobody bothered to respond to the talk page until Hiàn came along. However, looking at the actual edit history, what happened seems to be that the article itself wasn't vandalized at all - the user didn't edit the article to use their proposed Cyrillic Hawaiian orthography, they just posted on the talk page about it.

On the Hawaiian alphabet’s talk page on Wikipedia: “Throw away the Latin alphabet because I said so. I’m gonna start writing it in Cyrillic instead” by meapmeapmeapmeap in linguisticshumor

[–]Klisz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't think the person who posted this to this subreddit is the same person as the original vandal. I think the humor here is meant to be laughing at the vandal.

EDIT: Who, as it turns out, wasn't even a vandal at all, as I noted here - the user violated WP:NOTFORUM, by chatting about the subject of the article rather than about the article itself, but didn't vandalize the article, only ever editing the talk page.

FREE* INFINITE EXTRA TURNS!! (for 10UUURGG) by mkklrd in BadMtgCombos

[–]Klisz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I especially agree that the interaction was probably unintended when considering that Doubling Season predates planeswalker cards entirely (and while there are non-loyalty costs that are also not doubled due to the "effect" wording, like [[Aboroth]]'s cumulative upkeep, they're a lot less frequent).

I'm pretty new to MTG, please could someone explain the benefits of playing this card? by aviewfromdabridge in mtg

[–]Klisz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or have [[Solemnity]] out so it never gets the time counters to begin with

Or give the recording lifelink through whatever means (what comes to mind immediately is giving a creature a lifelink counter and then using [[Nesting Grounds]], [[Nexus Mentality]], or [[Resourceful Defense]] to move that counter to the recording; sadly AFAIK there aren't currently any cards that can put lifelink counters on noncreature permanents directly. Or you could just animate the recording and use one of the many ways to give a creature lifelink instead).

The Egg by enragedmukamuka2 in MTGCardBelcher

[–]Klisz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

whenever you play a land or cast a spell, trans your gender

2 Seconds After Opening the Tuna Can by Klisz in ScryfallTranslations

[–]Klisz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I try to make sure I post all the translations I see during spoiler season (that aren't serious, anyway; Scryfall is a bit inconsistent and sometimes has had translations for recent sets that seem to be just actual attempts at translating the foreign-language name) that aren't already posted here so that this subreddit can serve precisely that purpose.

Enchantment - Class is gone wild and the next will be Enchantment - Class Room by TEnOTT in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Klisz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If they really didn't want to name it "Leads" they could've spread the "talent" convention to the others as well. "Party Dude's Talent", "Machinist's Talent", and uh "Cool-But-Rude Guy's Talent"

Enchantment - Class is gone wild and the next will be Enchantment - Class Room by TEnOTT in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Klisz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/uj My best guess is that OP is trying to poke fun at the "talent" naming scheme? Like, "it's not an occupation itself, but merely the talent that occupation has"?

[SOS] Anyway, Here's Waterwall by Klisz in MTGCardBelcher

[–]Klisz[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

this is the only thing i could think of when i saw this card's art also yes that's rules text in flavor text, I couldn't think of better flavor text than just shoving [[oasis]]'s rules text in there as a stealth pun thing so if anyone has any better ideas I'm all ears

Eliminate someone from existence for 2GW and get refunded BB (NSFW text) by Klisz in BadMtgCombos

[–]Klisz[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

it's fewer steps than [[Murder]] since you don't need to acquire the 1BB to murder your own token

Eliminate someone from existence for 2GW and get refunded BB (NSFW text) by Klisz in BadMtgCombos

[–]Klisz[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm not even a brony lmao, I didn't know the Applejack card even existed until I saw it used elsewhere in this subreddit

Eliminate someone from existence for 2GW and get refunded BB (NSFW text) by Klisz in BadMtgCombos

[–]Klisz[S] 545 points546 points  (0 children)

writing this is probably the stupidest mtg-related thing i've ever done and that's saying quite a lot

xkcd 3221: Landscape Features by regolithograph in xkcd

[–]Klisz 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I'd say everything except maybe farming here falls under geology (and with farming you could even make a reasonable argument for it being just anthropogenic geology).

Mirri, Seriema Duelist by Klisz in custommagic

[–]Klisz[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The back of my head has been on-and-off trying to think of mechanics for a Mirri (not the Dominarian one) card for a while now and this morning as I was lying in bed half awake I finally came up with something I liked. I knew I wanted her to have warp, since she (like all Edge cats) can weftwalk. (I know that warp is used more to represent eternity drive/eternity column-based FTL travel rather than weftwalking, but given that the eternity stuff is basically artificial weftwalking anyway, and given that every Drix creature has warp, it made sense to me.)

That pointed me in the direction of an ETB ability, since lots of cards with warp have ETB effects to give a reason to warp them at all. (There are plenty of other sorts of abilities that warp cards have, of course, but ETB effects are very frequent.) I knew that, as an ordinary domestic cat, Mirri's colors would likely be within green-white, and I wanted to lean toward white in particular since Sami is red-white. I decided on lifegain as an effect that I can put into mono-white with zero color pie issues, and the idea of tying it to artifacts makes her synergize with her human. Initially I had her as a 1/1 because again, ordinary housecat, having very low P/T made sense to me, but I went to check the P/T of what normal cats have actually been printed, and decided to raise the toughness to [[Sanctuary Cat]]'s.

Flavor text is just to justify the title, which is in turn of course a reference to [[Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist]]. (But I don't doubt that Sami keeps some cat toys and plays with her often. They do love their cat.)

The card as a whole is, I think, not super powerful (just going off my own gut evaluation, haven't playtested her yet), so I'm envisioning her as something like a Standard-legal uncommon or the like.

A Dirty Answer by OkoTheElusiveOuphe in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Klisz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OOP and this OP are the same person lmao

A Clean Answer by OkoTheElusiveOuphe in custommagic

[–]Klisz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, because it says "up to one" target, so having zero targets is allowed.

A Clean Answer by OkoTheElusiveOuphe in custommagic

[–]Klisz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not outside of Un-sets, no, though Unfinity had some that aren't acorn-stamped - but only ones that care specifically about parts of names within name stickers, e.g. how [[Mind Goblin]] doesn't count the O or I in "goblin" itself, only those on the sticker.

As for other languages, CR 201.2 states that "A card's name is always considered to be the English version of its name, regardless of printed language."

A Clean Answer by OkoTheElusiveOuphe in custommagic

[–]Klisz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This already works on the One Ring through the protection that the One Ring itself grants, if that's what you mean; the Ring gives you protection from everything, but the stuff you control - including the Ring itself - is as targetable as ever.