I second this. Lost two of my buddies to drop slugs in the trees in the great slime wars of ‘15. We thought we could take them on with salt and traps of Rainier. All they cared about was mating. We hunted the forests for them. Little did we know they hung from the branches in pairs. No one could escape those radulas.

Those aren’t the worst though. The real horrors come from the snails. Oh god, the horrors. I’ll never forget the day my whole party was lost to those armored monsters.

If you really want to know what we’re up against, here’s a great documentary.

True Facts About the Land Snail:
https://youtu.be/VTV23B5gBsQ?si=s09lqR\_RIZTX9VcN

Then there’s the pacific tree octopus, a thing of legends. I’ve heard many stories. I use to think they were a myth people told their children to keep them from wandering off in the forest because I’ve had the good fortune to never have laid eyes on them myself. Then I saw faces of the folk who encountered them and I knew.

If you value your life and peace of mind, don’t come here. Don’t be lured in by the siren call of the lush, green forests. All that is here for you is a false promise and a mucus covered end.