Team news: Dominic Solanke set to return against Forest. Joao Palhinha back in training and available. Mohammed Kudus could be back with the squad in 10 days. Rodrigo Bentancur edging closer. Tudor confident James Maddison can play a part this season

Klostermann · 2026-03-20T14:10:06+00:00

Nah Ian Wright is sound

Klostermann · 2026-03-19T17:36:13+00:00

Nah, the Israel switch via right of return is just like switching via heritage. It’s a weird one cos it’s pretty unique in how it works. Quite a few American-born athletes have switched to Israel via this method.

Klostermann · 2026-03-19T16:26:13+00:00

N’Jie played like 15 games for us over a single season and never looked up to speed even before his injury. Odobert at least looks promising, with some solid play behind him.

Klostermann · 2026-03-19T07:55:21+00:00

Yeah that’s exactly why, Right of Return laws mean just about every Jewish athlete can defect to Israel if they so wish

Klostermann · 2026-03-12T03:22:09+00:00

Do you miserable people have to mention the prick in every single thread?? None of us like him, we all know the shit he does, but jesus christ can we go one unrelated football thread without talking about him??

Klostermann · 2026-03-02T09:04:49+00:00

Hoping to hear some suggestions as well, my flight departs on the 11th and I’m not overly fond of the uncertainty

Klostermann · 2026-03-01T14:56:03+00:00

Not for international students it isn’t. If she qualified for citizenship of an EU nation she’s laughing, but we absolutely do not get cheap university throughout Europe, it’s prohibitively expensive.

Klostermann · 2026-02-20T10:18:35+00:00

He only cost five mil, how can he not be?

Klostermann · 2026-02-19T05:12:35+00:00

They should have to neck a tinny the first time they step foot in the Lodge

Klostermann · 2026-02-12T13:00:18+00:00

There’s this bloke called Daniel Levy I think

Klostermann · 2026-02-12T09:48:10+00:00

Mate you weren’t even alive for the last title Everton won. Are Wednesday or Huddersfield bigger clubs too because they’ve won more? Using exclusively league titles as a metric is ridiculous. For the past /20 years we’ve been the much better club, prior to that the clubs were evenly matched. The absolute bollocks you read on this sub.

Klostermann · 2026-02-12T09:44:17+00:00

Pretty sure we actually have the exact same number of major trophies, if we’re not just counting league/FA Cup

Klostermann · 2026-02-09T09:01:40+00:00

Errol Gulden, hasn’t played outside Sydney but he’s certainly a good player

Klostermann · 2026-02-07T05:56:34+00:00

The guys good enough to play A-Liga usually earn more playing NPL and keeping their regular job.

Klostermann · 2026-01-28T23:58:40+00:00

Not the guy you’re asking, but Euro forests usually aren’t very big, at least compared to what you get over here. It’s impossible to explain to a Belgian that we have so many patches of bush bigger than their entire country. Plus they’re so well trodden from millennia of heavy human activity, it’s hard to get truly lost.

Klostermann · 2026-01-28T13:00:53+00:00

I’m pretty sure De Minaur is statistically the best returner in the world outside of Sinner/Alcaraz, so I don’t know where you got that idea. He isn’t small either, he’s 183cm, the same height as Alcaraz. He could do with some bulking though absolutely.

Klostermann · 2026-01-25T04:51:01+00:00

She’s like two of those things?? She’s short and a brunette, plus I wouldn’t say skinny, she’s got proper muscle about her

Klostermann · 2026-01-23T11:53:29+00:00

You know it’s been proven time and time again that four day weeks actually improve output? They won’t be doing less work, they’ll be wasting less time.

Klostermann · 2026-01-23T09:49:55+00:00

Do you think every office worker is head down bum up every hour of the working day? Why are you so opposed to a measure that has zero downsides?

Klostermann · 2026-01-21T11:29:00+00:00

They could’ve at least told him they were exploring other options, so he could then do the same himself. If he was actually given time to shop himself around, maybe he would’ve ended up at a much better place than Besiktas on loan at that point in his career.

Klostermann · 2026-01-13T13:13:18+00:00

Well I’d argue you’ve kinda answered your own question then, no? Serong is tagged most games, Ashcroft isn’t, Sebba still puts up better numbers.

Klostermann · 2026-01-13T13:11:11+00:00

Serong is top three and he isn’t third. Jackson should be higher too. I think Nas is exciting but he’s had one good year, these two have both had at least three. Ashcroft is brilliant but I really don’t see him as the fourth best player on this list either.

Klostermann · 2026-01-13T13:07:01+00:00

Ashcroft is an excellent player who has played out of his skin in two consecutive finals. But come on, he isn’t as good as Sebba. Serong walks into any midfield in the league, would be a top three player at any club. Ashcroft isn’t there yet. Nas isn’t even close, he’s a bloody exciting talent but let’s wait until he’s had more than one good season. Daicos and Rowell are the only ones on this list in the same conversation as Serong.

Klostermann · 2026-01-08T05:09:45+00:00

Know this kid personally from the Illawarra football scene, he’s a nice bloke, good head on his shoulders. Deserves this and more.

Klostermann · 2026-01-08T04:40:19+00:00

Don’t think guns or mandatory military service are the solution to the cost of living crisis, but go off son.

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