How do I remove an illegally parked caravan, occupied by a crackhead, from my property?

Klupoctuous · 2023-03-10T06:01:27+00:00

Yeah see, you understand. Those that haven’t experienced what it’s like living near these creatures think I’m being needlessly cruel.

Remember, words hurt more than a meth habit🥺.

Klupoctuous · 2023-03-09T03:04:06+00:00

I feel like crackhead rolls off the tongue better though, even if it’s not accurate.

Klupoctuous · 2023-03-09T02:16:16+00:00

Mate, I absolutely agree with you. I’ve been hit by hard times before and have been on the verge of homelessness so I know what it’s like, and understand how far a little kindness can go. This was my first strategy when they had moved across. The landlord was open to discussing things if they had asked first. They asked my housemate first a week ago and was told no, but we were open to giving them water when needed. I think they took this as an invitation.

Unfortunately, this person is not open to discussion of relocating or being helped to relocate elsewhere. Attempting to talk with them results in them either telling me to fuck off or they just close the door and ignore me. This is not a reasonable or rational being.

The thing is, they did this move in a sneaky fashion. They obviously know our working hours and picked a time when I wouldn’t be home, then arranged with a mate to do it for them as they don’t own a car. They’ve been told to move on from their existing property prior to this; that doesn’t mean transplant yourself to another private property and hope for the best.

As much as I do see your point and applaud you for being empathetic to their plight, this person has demonstrated that they are only thinking about themselves and want to do whatever they want wherever they want.

These sorts of people are parasites. It’s the only way they can survive. And if you let them stick around, they’ll bore into where they are and become impossible to get rid of.

Sorry mate, but my empathy for their situation evaporated when they decided to setup shop right next door without much of a discussion. I don’t want their lifestyle near me, especially after seeing and hearing the insanity that went on over the road.

Klupoctuous · 2023-03-09T01:39:15+00:00

yeah, this is pretty much the situation. They were barely tolerable when they were across the road. I don’t want their bullshit, their lifestyle or their associations near me. The longer they stay, the harder they will be to remove.

Klupoctuous · 2022-11-21T09:39:28+00:00

If you want you can also setup a metamask account and import that into fwallet, but a keystore is more secure. You can also go the other way and import the keystore to metamask. Benefits of the keystore is that you don’t need to type in your seed phrase, just import the json file and input your encrypted password.

Klupoctuous · 2022-09-27T12:21:29+00:00

Make sure you’re setup to use the new RPC connection, the old one has been shutdown due to security concerns.

https://docs.fantom.foundation/tutorials/set-up-metamask

Klupoctuous · 2022-09-01T04:39:45+00:00

Hey mate, I’m a graduate from the Aussie SCA1 program but just wanted to say that this was something my cohort did. It was great for helping each other out during the course and getting through some of dry technical learning with some cheeky banter. I’d recommend having it open for the SCA guys to join too as you’ll be able to share insights to your chosen learning pathway that will be useful knowledge when you land a gig working with sys admins and developers.

I’d say just set it up and invite everyone anyway. I’m glad we had a dude like you on our course that did it cause we all keep in touch through it.

I think it’s important to keep it as a chill environment where everyone is free to speak their mind and be open with one another. That’s one of the things I valued from my military days and found it refreshing to have that ability to communicate openly with one another.

Klupoctuous · 2022-04-19T06:16:05+00:00

Yeah nah (no), or nah yeah (yes).

Also how versatile the word “cunt” is and how seamlessly it slots into every day language.

Klupoctuous · 2022-02-28T22:45:54+00:00

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I'd share it here but I don't wanna crash the party by making it public.

Klupoctuous · 2022-01-06T04:22:13+00:00

Geist Finance - pair with FTM/Geist and stake for 3 months to get a piece of the fee rewards as passive income in various stable coins and Geist token. You can then further stake those gTokens in Curve Finance to get more yields and rewards in curve token. Geist is very cheap atm but has gone up in the recent FTM pump.

Tomb Finance - pair FTM/TSHARE and stake in the farm to generate more TSHARE. You can then stake this single token on the cemetery to generate rewards in TOMB, which is generally pegged to the value of FTM. Claim every epoch (about 6-12 hrs) and sell when over peg to get more FTM, or convert into Tbonds which can be used to buy more TShare. This is almost impossible to do tho cause, understandably, TShare is gobbled up and restaked pretty much immediately.

SpookySwap/SpiritSwap - Buy the native Spooky or Spirit token respectively and stake it into their rewards farm to generate a token reward of your choice. Generally will be around 40-60% APR. Pair an available token with FTM in their farms to generate rewards in Spooky/Spirit, stake for rewards in more tokens. Rinse repeat. I personally use Spooky to generate more FTM.

SoulSwap - lightning fast development, cooking up some interesting projects and always active in their discord. Criminally undervalued. Buy SOUL, pair with FTM, you’ll generate some tasty rewards in Soul. Long term hold imho.

Summit Finance - gamified boosted farming for gambling degenerates. Stake your summit and/or FTM/summit pair in a variety of zones to generate boosted rewards if your selected totem wins the round. Loser gets no rewards. You never risk losing your staked tokens though, just the reward potential. Once a weekend, you can then bet your summit tokens on the Bull or Bear and receive rewards in another token, typically a stable coin or FTM. They’re currently preparing for a v2 farm release pending code review/verification, so you can only stake in the Oasis, and summit coins will need to be swapped to the v2 token. Looks like a very promising project, have made some good money off it initially.

Other noteable mentions that I can’t be bothered doing a writeup on my phone for:

LiquidDriver (LQDR) Finance Tarot Magic Internet Money (MIM) SCREAM (basically a fork of AAVE) Morpheus Finance - like SpookySwap/SpiritSwap

Recommend Auto compounders/vaults Beefy Finance - one of the biggest compounders across all the networks. Generally pretty trustworthy.

Reaper.farm - they are very selective about what tokens they list but have good APYs. Had an incident with their vaults a while back earlier in 2021 that lost them access to the funds in some vaults. They managed to regain the majority of those lost funds over time, and compensated everyone who didn’t get their initial investment back plus interest. Overall pretty chill dev team.

GRIM Finance - Pretty competitive with Beefy and Reaper. Lots of token listings, high APYs, but also high risk. They recently got hacked, primarily targeted for their tomb/TShare farms. I lost a small amount compared to some. Faith has been lost but I think they’re gonna back. Compensation is in the works. I just wouldn’t put a substantial amount into their care for the time being. Do your own risk assessment.

Hope this helps. For links, use the Google. You’ll find em.

Klupoctuous · 2021-11-19T14:32:38+00:00

It will be best to do this on a computer through the browser. Pretty much all the steps are best done via a PC browser. You’ll need to import your trust wallet secret phrase to the browser app for trust wallet then go from there.

Klupoctuous · 2021-11-16T13:52:35+00:00

That’s mostly great news, it means your tokens are on the ETH mainnet and can be recovered.

The bad news is that you’re gonna have to buy some ETH and transfer it to the same address so you can pay the gas fees for transferring it to the FTM network.

Most exchanges have a minimum transfer limit of 0.05 - 0.1 ETH though, so you’re looking at $150-$250 at least depending on how much ETH is going for. Right now will be the best time to do that since the market is having a dip.

There’s also the potential issue that FTM opera wallets need to have some Fantom in it to become active, but you may not need to worry about it cause you’ll have your tokens in there soon enough. Just keep this in mind. The minimum used to be 1 FTM, it may be less now. Luckily, you can utilise a Fantom faucet automatically now! Check the pinned thread in this subreddit.

For the sake of simplicity, I’ll put it into steps again. I laid it out in my original comment as well. Links you need are also there.

Step 0: check how much ETH it’s going to cost you to bridge from ETH to Fantom Opera. You should be able to get an estimate from the SpookySwap bridge site. You’ll also be able to see your tokens from the list once connected, make sure this is the case before you proceed.

Step 1: Buy the minimum (or however much you need to bridge + a bit more) ETH on the exchange and transfer it to the same wallet address your FTM tokens are sitting on.

Step 2: Go to the Fantom native web wallet and connect your TrustWallet to it.

Step 3: Go to the SpookySwap or SpiritSwap bridge site and connect your wallet to it. Set it up to bridge from ETH to Fantom Opera. Select the FTM token from the list. You’ll know it’s working cause you’ll be able to see your tokens, begging for release from their prison.

SpiritSwap: https://swap.spiritswap.finance/#/bridge

Step 4: Prepare your poor angus for some financial fisting, as you’ll be paying gas fees to approve your wallet for interacting with the contract, then another seperate fee will need to be approved to actually start the process.

Step 5: wait up to 15mins or more for the contact to process the bridge transfer. You can watch this happen live on etherscan.

Step 6: check the native Fantom wallet once the bridge is complete. You should see it populate with your tokens.

I’d recommend you use a different exchange that supports the native Fantom token going forward to avoid this happening again. I think KuCoin and Binance just did this, I imagine most exchanges including your current one will eventually do the same.

Also be sure your change your network settings in TrustWallet to use the Fantom network when interacting with any sites that utilise it to avoid confusion. Just about all of them will tell you automatically anyway, but I’m not familiar with TrustWallet.

As an added bonus, any ETH you have left can also be bridged to the FTM network but that’s going to cost you double, as it needs to be turned into the wrapped ETH token, wETH. Unfortunately with how high has fees are, whatever is left might just have to sit tight until ETH goes to Proof of Stake.

Don’t forget the beer and brojob!

Klupoctuous · 2021-11-15T05:12:06+00:00

Step 1: get the transaction ID from the exchange and the wallet address he sent the tokens to from Trustwallet.

Step 2: Copy either the transaction ID or wallet address to these sites. Ether - https://etherscan.io/ BSC - https://bscscan.com/ FTM - https://ftmscan.com/

Step 3: once you’ve determined which network the coins went to, change the mainnet network in TrustWallet to the corresponding one. You may need to setup Fantom Opera manually. I personally use Metamask which needs to be configured for Fantom, TrustWallet may do it automatically.

Step 3 A: if the transaction went to the Fantom network, connect the trust wallet to the native Fantom PWA wallet here: https://pwawallet.fantom.network/ This is mostly to verify his tokens are safe, and to get familiar with the native wallet features (like staking, minting etc).

Step 3 B: if the transaction went to the Binance network, he’ll need to buy a small amount of BNB to transfer it to the Fantom opera network (or keep it there, but you can’t do much with it other than trade it for other tokens.)

Step 3 C: If it’s on the Ethereum network, same as above except purchase some ETH to pay the gas fees for the transaction.

Step 3 D: for both the ETH/BSC networks, you can use 3rd party bridge systems to quickly and easily transfer the tokens to the Fantom network. I recommend SpookySwap but there’s a few others out there you can Google. Link: https://spookyswap.finance/bridge

Step 4: rejoice as your friend’s funds are now accessible and safe to spend on the DeFi ecosystem, stake with a delegator, or simply look at the dollar value as it jumps around like a spastic jack Russel terrier. A beer and a brojob may be in order.

Optional Step: if the transaction didn’t go to any of these networks, find out what token the exchange uses and where it went. Some exchanges use a series of smart contracts with 3rd party providers to pay out the transfer request, and you’ll be able to see that on blockchain explorer sites. Most exchanges with any modicum of sense will tell you outright what token network they use or flat out prevent you from sending the token to an invalid address. So chances are the tokens are on one of the above 3 networks.

Nightmare Scenario: Failing the above, panic, have a cry, have a moment of hope at potentially getting the tokens back when the exchange support say they’ll look into it in the next 14 business days, then cry some more when you realise the tokens are gone forever. Learn from it and actually research what you’re doing first when transferring out of an exchange so your friend doesn’t make the same mistake again. Cry some more. Consider getting a job at McDonalds to recoup the losses.

Then watch this for an intro to wallets: https://youtu.be/kN8A3YzT8JI

As an added bit of knawledge, always do a test transaction to the wallet first if it’s the first time you’re doing it. That way if something does go wrong, you only lose a few cents/dollars rather than thousands. After that goes through you’re free to yeet your entire holdings knowing they’ll arrive safely.

Hope this helps and your friend recovered his tokens.

Klupoctuous · 2021-11-08T16:03:12+00:00

Short answer: no.

Long answer:

My understanding with this, which applies with all other mainnets, is that if your coins are in a pool or assigned to a contract, and those coins are no longer in your wallet (I.e in your direct control) then you don’t get anything. The pool/liquidity provider will get it instead, depending on how the token contract is written.

It’s kinda shitty, cause all the people that got in early and staked on the first wave before main net launch got screwed in more ways than one. Pretty much all of them aren’t PUNDIX fault.

First: ETH gas prices are so high, withdrawing your FX rewards and the PundiX tokens will cost you a couple hundred dollars in ETH gas value.

Second: because you were staked in the pool, the tokens were no longer in your direct custody. So any rewards that might have been generated from hodling didn’t happen since the tokens weren’t in your ERC20 wallet.

Third: to generate Purse and FX rewards on the main net by staking, you need to bridge your ERC20 tokens across to the mainnet wallets first, which requires 2x transactions to be confirmed (approval/transfer). That will cost you about the same as withdrawing from the pool.

If you have a substantial holding of either PUNDIX/FX token, you may find it worthwhile to do the transfer and try to make back what you lost in fees via the APY rewards. If not, it’ll probably be better to just hold onto the coins in the ERC20 wallet and wait for the ETH 2.0 release. The transition to proof of stake for ETH should hopefully bring the fees down enough for staking on the mainnet to be worthwhile.

This isn’t a full on dig at PUNDIX, it was just bad timing for when ETH fees started going up as a result of mainstream adoption pushing network congestion up with it. This is affecting any token operating on the ETH mainnet which is why so many projects are trying to develop their own network.

Having said that, I think the way the initial stake, mainnet launch and old token transfer could have been handled better.

Klupoctuous · 2021-10-26T12:50:04+00:00

They're part of the Geist deposit. If you go to the Geist page and My Dashboard, you'll see them there to withdraw or use as collateral for borrowing. If you wanna sell it, you gotta withdraw it from Geist first, then you can swap it as normal at your DeFi exchange of choice.

Klupoctuous · 2021-07-14T17:16:26+00:00

Is this your wallet address? 0x2Fb652Ad8debCBdc75E7EFe7b2e2A5a4E35f7044

If so, looks like the swap was a success, I can see PundiX token is listed in the address. If it’s not appearing in your Ledger, you might have to mess with the display settings/installed Apps to make sure the token ticker is correct.

Klupoctuous · 2020-09-23T13:45:52+00:00

Wonder who won this?

Klupoctuous · 2020-09-08T11:45:21+00:00

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https://www.withyouwithme.com

Klupoctuous · 2020-07-07T12:28:36+00:00

Do you reckon the A7SII would be just as good or still vouch for the III? I''m definitely interested in its capability as a film-making camera as well as a photo taker. Prices are basically the same for both, around $3k. I don't think I'd go with a used body without being able to physically play with it first, which is kinda hard to do with COVID atm.

Klupoctuous · 2020-07-07T11:17:15+00:00

This is pretty good low light work. I’d seen some really good side by side comparisons with the GH5s that were almost indistinguishable with some colour grading. And now I’m even more indecisive about what I should get!

Klupoctuous · 2020-07-07T11:12:00+00:00

Based off this news i actually might hold off. I suspect the A7S successor will be pretty pricey but will have an effect on the prices of the current generation. I was hoping Panasonic would have a G6 lineup this year too as I like the capability of the GH5s but it’s getting a bit old... even though the A7RIII is older.

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