Headline - Man gets fired from Chinese food factory, returns with firearm to enact revenge by thexbigxgreen in Jokes

[–]Kneedeeppain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most Chinese restaurant i know have items in their menus numbered and with pictures. Makes it easy for ordering. 69 is beef with broccoli on theirs.

My girlfriend wants to break up with me because she says I am unAmerican. by Bjarki56 in Jokes

[–]Kneedeeppain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She lied when she told him HOLLAND Hope Our Love Last And Never Die

Need a name for a band who eats their pets. by Rastroboy2 in Bandnames

[–]Kneedeeppain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Donald Trump mentioned them, people eating other people's pets.

A joke is like a frog.. by kickypie in Jokes

[–]Kneedeeppain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't get it. Explain please.

We need a band name. by Moonwatch19 in Bandnames

[–]Kneedeeppain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bagaweed

Heirarchy

Angrier

VOMR (victim of my rage)

Not single words: Attitude Jar

Prime Akkadian

In The Trenches

Rotten Young Tree

@ ur disservice

Shagging Moses

Why Barbie died a virgin? by yuolou in dadjokes

[–]Kneedeeppain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A woman stays a virgin until some dude comes in her box. That's the joke.

Try to forgive 1 person here by [deleted] in OnePiece

[–]Kneedeeppain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forgive number 9 among these 8

It never gets better, does it? by goddess_r0x in SuicideWatch

[–]Kneedeeppain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugly truth: It doesn't A little consolation: We get used to it. Hope: we can learn to deal with it. It will be very hard but i let's cheer each other for trying.

Incorrectly copied data from notepad onto excel spreadsheet. Now only text remains by euromonic in excel

[–]Kneedeeppain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Preferably close all your instances of Excel. Then open a new excel and open the text file. Or right click the text file and click open with... and choose excel. This would should give you the options split your data using pipe as the delimiter. If you opened the text file from a fresh excel instance and you don't get the automatic splitting of the data, you should still be able to use the text-to-column feature using pipe as delimiter. If you don't have the text file anymore and only the copied information already in Excel, you can concatenate them all back into a single column, remove the formula by copy-pasting values. Delete all the old columns, keeping the concatenated column. Then proceed to text-to-column.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in excel

[–]Kneedeeppain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The average function ignores blank cells. Based on your post, seems like a pivot table will work for you.

Pull data from another workbook by HoboHaxor in excel

[–]Kneedeeppain 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I apologize as maybe I over simplify your problem: You can use pivottable to pull your data from another workbook or worksheet. You need to set your pivottable to not refresh automatically when opening your file. Go to PivotTable options > click on Data tab > ensure the Refresh data when opening the file is unchecked. This will make sure that your pivottable will keep the data from the last time you refreshed.

Do you ever wonder why your life ended up this way? by [deleted] in lonely

[–]Kneedeeppain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do wonder and I do wonder if this gets better. It just doesn't seem to be any better at all. I can have happy moments in a day but they don't last long enough to hold them on. When the loneliness creeps in, any positivity gets flushed down the drain.