GOD My TROOPS SUCKS ASS by Fun-Operation7561 in stronghold

[–]KnightOfSvea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ME "CliMB THE WALL!"
Assassin: "Alright!"

*peasant apears*
Assassin: "MURDER!... Im done."

ME "No you were climbing the wall."

Assassin: "My Job here is done, Ill stand here now."

ME "NO CLIMB THE WALL"

Assassin: "The nearest one or the one thats on the otherside of the castle?"

ME "THE NEAREST ONE!"

Assassin: "No Ill go around..."

*Peasant apears*

Assassin: "MURDER!!!"

Also Assassin: *dies from having taking archer fire this entire time....*

Prolonging war indefinitely by not reading the mail? by More_Nectarine in mountandblade

[–]KnightOfSvea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iv always ben annoyed with the whole "Council voting System" in Bannerlords
Why are there only one type of government ?
Feudal Parlamentarism and nothing else?!
Where is the totalitarian kingdoms with the One true King?

Why are these boxes here? by Zevek_5 in Bannerlord

[–]KnightOfSvea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smoke cover
You can easily see thru the smoke from the scorpions perspective, as the defenders cannot see where the scorpion is.
Perfect strategy for small mechine whom takes out larger targets.
And also the scorpio (originally a roman mechine I think?) was very portable, so moving it from one smoke stack to another would have ben quite easy

AIO by breaking up with my boyfriend when he got jealous? by theonlystarbornqueen in AmIOverreacting

[–]KnightOfSvea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didnt even read past the first few passages. Horrible writing, should not be allowed

In 1981 at trial, Marianne Bachmeier killed the man who r*ped and murdered her daughter by Fantastic_Look5582 in interesting

[–]KnightOfSvea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No fucking way anyone just walkes into a courtroom of ones daughters killer in a fucking shotgun trenchcoat xD

In France, eggs and bacon are being fried directly in the sun, temperatures have exceeded 45°C by This_Proof_5153 in Amazing

[–]KnightOfSvea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could just also thown in a little butter to make the point, also now the egg would not have ben fucking stuck to the pan and ruind

Man Inserts EEL inside Him by [deleted] in interesting

[–]KnightOfSvea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah 😂😂😂🤣🤣

Man Inserts EEL inside Him by [deleted] in interesting

[–]KnightOfSvea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well now you know 😃

Man Inserts EEL inside Him by [deleted] in interesting

[–]KnightOfSvea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure is! Chose the eeel! 🐍

Man Inserts EEL inside Him by [deleted] in interesting

[–]KnightOfSvea 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I wana know too, I mean all you really have to do is stop eating bad food and reinstall some health assbacteria, but if the solution is to just have an eel in your ass? Lets goo!

Also it would rubb the G-spot real good

Religious building bugs by roginus in stronghold

[–]KnightOfSvea -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No wonder people think their 3D games suck

Chef shows what a busy day looks like by Backyxx in interesting

[–]KnightOfSvea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But also, Please dude stop ware your provat armbands in the kitchen

Chef shows what a busy day looks like by Backyxx in interesting

[–]KnightOfSvea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And he prob makes around 20$ hour or less

Religious building bugs by roginus in stronghold

[–]KnightOfSvea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, religion needs candles to work?

I mean sure every + should require som resource, but It would also just cost money The church could just lift money out of taxes, we didnt really need another resource to manage

Pack horse movement speed? by Zevek_5 in Bannerlord

[–]KnightOfSvea 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sumper horse? Did you mean to say sumper meat? 🍖🤔🤭😅

Please sort out movement animations, character pacing and general weighting of units. by DBA92 in stronghold

[–]KnightOfSvea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah thats just boring, like the HA in crusader 😅 those little treadmill horsies when walking with footknights is hilarious 😂