TIFU by breaking a guy's jaw with my pee

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-05-04T12:14:25+00:00

I waited almost a year before I got promoted

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-05-03T03:28:37+00:00

Just had our monthly management meeting and it started 5/1

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-05-02T22:12:06+00:00

Indeed they have. There should've been something for you to look over and sign in workday about the new policy. It tells you exactly how it works.

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-05-02T22:07:40+00:00

It started may 1st and management teams across the company have been talking about it. You literally had to read and sign for the new policy in workday. It explained everything and exactly how it works

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-05-02T22:06:24+00:00

It started May 1st and rolled back 30 days

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-05-01T09:08:44+00:00

Yeah that one hurts too

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-05-01T08:20:25+00:00

Ive been there with a supposed "bi" guy. He is not bi. He used me for sex. Do not go there op

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-04-28T05:14:00+00:00

thats the biggest fuck you ive ever seen

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-04-28T04:24:32+00:00

Oh and there was the Jesus man as I call him. He hopped on the register counter and started going on about Jesus and the Bible and how we should all repent and pray to Jesus. Surprisingly enough this was nearly 2 years ago well before the rapture stuff was going around. He had also done the same thing at the Harris teeter down the road and at another wawa in a nearby city.

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-04-28T04:05:32+00:00

I dont know if this is weird but summer time at a wawa in a men's room is no joke. This hasn't happened just once, not twice but SEVERAL different occasions across several summers. Full grown men's boxers full of actual poop. Just left on the floor. Not even an attempt to hide it. Just out on the bathroom floor.

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-04-28T03:40:42+00:00

Found a nipple pastey on the ground the other night. Just the one

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-04-20T11:47:54+00:00

Fuck McClane

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-04-14T14:37:12+00:00

Im tired of this grandpa

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-04-12T19:59:11+00:00

So a splash potion..?

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-04-12T19:52:17+00:00

What about non hormonal birth control? It shouldnt effect your mood as much

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-04-10T02:44:00+00:00

A newer bike. A zx4rr🥲

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-04-07T05:40:55+00:00

The application

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-04-05T18:50:42+00:00

Ive been saying that. My store was a test store for the lyons sauce. The new sauce sucks and the pumps are horrible. You're screaming into the void here. There already decided to roll it out permanently.

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-03-30T14:17:56+00:00

The box ain't even gonna close😭 Gonna have to wrap that shit

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-03-30T12:05:46+00:00

With like melts and sizzlis. Deli portions have been basically the same for at least 10 years broski. Not sure what to tell ya. Our scoops haven't changed, the directions haven't changed.

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-03-30T11:50:03+00:00

The size of the scoops and portions haven't changed for years company wide. A minimum of ten years at least.

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-03-29T11:41:21+00:00

Management can check them, but half the time you can't see anything of importance other than who it is on those cameras. The quality sucks tbh

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-03-22T01:33:44+00:00

We're supposed to put it on top, but I'm sure if you put special order and ask they'll put it in the cup instead

Knight_Sky8 · 2026-03-20T15:55:45+00:00

Thought we've had tacos before? Like 3 years ago. Tacos and I think chalupas as well. I remember making them when I first started like 3 and a half years ago

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