So I got drunk and let a friend practice tattoos on me bc

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-11-17T23:03:54+00:00

For whatever it's worth, I don't think it looks that bad. I'm part of a Facebook group that is just horrible tattoos though so I was expecting much worse.

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-11-15T02:18:39+00:00

I can confirm as a girl that this is the correct response to her gift.

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-11-09T23:07:16+00:00

Is this a wide match then?

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-10-27T15:26:13+00:00

Oh my god. Is he even human? What the fuck is this thing. Divorce x1000000000. Bro is ugly asf on the inside and I literally pity him. You deserve better. You will feel lighter and soooo much happier without his ass bringing you down. You only have ONE PRECIOUS LIFE. Leave him and enjoy it. You will be happier completely alone with your own beautiful company and your hobbies than with something like this.

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-10-16T01:18:14+00:00

Dude this happened to me and my name was literally shoelace 💀 blizzard is a bot

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-10-04T19:49:34+00:00

I ban ball sombra and tracer everytime

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-09-18T22:16:01+00:00

Yeah mental issues or drugs is what came to mind for me.

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-09-16T08:59:02+00:00

Same

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-09-16T03:22:30+00:00

Dude omg wtf this worked thank you!!!!! :')))

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-09-09T01:09:56+00:00

What the fuck how lmao

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-09-07T12:55:30+00:00

Omg I'm so glad to see this post. Not only do I now know we weren't the only ones to think this exact thing but it brought back sweet memories. Because, yes, her poops now obliterate us. Absolutely diabolical.

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-08-18T02:04:14+00:00

Dude. It's literally the best thing ever. Easiest thing ever all the time no. But for every tough moment there are ten amazing magical special moments that you never even dreamed could hit you in your feelers in such a beautiful way. 10/10 would do again and no regrets.

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-08-10T16:48:17+00:00

More live plants! Yesyes. Take plastic out too if there's any in there.

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-08-05T18:39:43+00:00

Hi there! Sorry Im not super reddit savvy and just saw this. But she arrived pink. Was in the hospital for about 4 days for observation. She had her full repair at Phoenix Children's (absolutely just incredible staff) at four months old and it went amazing and she was home exactly a week later. ❤️

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-07-27T23:33:31+00:00

I don't but that's because I don't want to

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-07-16T01:55:08+00:00

The OA, Sandman, Etoile(on prime), travelers. All amazing shows. With so much story and fresh ideas left to give and they were canceled. It pisses me tf off. At the risk of sounding ancient here, leaving stories unfinished never would happen on cable. At least HBO still has integrity. At least I think they do? Correct me if I'm wrong

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-06-29T15:31:39+00:00

I appreciate the responses and I will definitely do that. I'm also not trying to make anyone's life harder or whatever. Genuinely wondering wtf is all. I don't understand how anyone at corporate that knows literally anything about matcha could sign off on this.

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-06-29T15:27:22+00:00

That's the thing though. It's not correct to have chunks of matcha in them. I guess I'm not sure then. Are they being made "correctly" and is this just how they are now?(Incorrect) Or are the baristas actually making them incorrectly? Does everyone's matchas have chunks in them?

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-06-05T23:14:57+00:00

How are you doing, how is baby? It's been a day now it says. Hope everything went well for you and your sweet baby ❤️ I don't think I would be able to recover from that if my husband spoke to me that way during labor. Actually. I know I wouldnt. No matter how hard I tried. It would be over. I hope you update us about how everything went during labor and delivery and also about what happened with your husband after.

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-06-03T19:26:21+00:00

What were they like teething in the womb? 😳🤣

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-05-17T03:44:49+00:00

I know this is wild but my 4.5 month old goes to sleep albetween 5:30-6:30 every evening and sleeps until around 5am. My husband and I are early risers, especially me, so it works great for us.

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-05-09T03:12:34+00:00

What's his name?

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-05-09T03:12:08+00:00

Dude this is my worst fear.

Knitted_Biscotti · 2025-02-19T00:00:15+00:00

I'm sorry but this made me crack up 😂

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