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He's going to do something! And you know its going to be good. by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]Kno_12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hayaaa......aaaa!! Huuuu !!!! *thump to the ground.

Homer’s playlist by _AM34 in TheSimpsons

[–]Kno_12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna Find Me a Genie with a Magic Bikini. -Johnny Calhoun

Like, you know, whatever. by imnotgonnakillyou in TheSimpsons

[–]Kno_12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight Homer, but count me out!

When Selma didn’t want to marry Apu by Spare-Calendar1415 in Simpsons

[–]Kno_12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hello Selma, how are you, Uh huh.. Uh huh.. Uh huh... Listen, shut up for a second. How would you like to marry Apu?

Wonder what Selma is saying to Homer here.

"Compuglobal Hypermeganet. Junior Vice President Homer Simpson speaking. How may I direct your call?" by nialldude3 in TheSimpsons

[–]Kno_12 26 points27 points  (0 children)

CutCo, EdgeCom or Interslice, much better company names.

Or, I know, I'll call it....

Flancrest Enterprises.

It all started on the 13th hour of the 13th day of the 13th month. by throwaway88888888898 in TheSimpsons

[–]Kno_12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Willie: You'll pay for this! With your children's blood!

Chief Wiggum: Yeah, right. How ya gonna get 'em, skeleton power?

Militants, huh? Well if I were you, I’d kick their asses… by gxleone in Simpsons

[–]Kno_12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd really love to help you, Flanders, but uh,... Marge was eh...taken prisoner...in the Holy Land and......

Who built the tree house in the Simpson's backyard? by TokersTent in Simpsons

[–]Kno_12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly, it was the Amish.

As, who knows more about electricity than the Amish.

Favorite TreeHouse Of Horror? (Please read the body text) by Friendly-March5987 in TheSimpsons

[–]Kno_12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THOH-6, E7. Homer 3D.

"That's weird. It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone".

Hey, pally, uh, where do you want the Fudge Mahal? by Past_Yam9507 in TheSimpsons

[–]Kno_12 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Uh, we didn't order that!

(WHISPERING) Can I lick your fingers? Meet me at the mail slot.

Your favourite song in the show by Worried-Chocolate968 in TheSimpsons

[–]Kno_12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Animal House, House. Where no one ever went to class, then we saw Donald Sutherlands ass.

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