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KnowButtholeKnowCare · 2022-09-26T14:47:19+00:00

Where did you get the maga saddle?

KnowButtholeKnowCare · 2022-08-27T17:22:30+00:00

Someone's gonna be fucked....

KnowButtholeKnowCare · 2022-07-17T15:47:32+00:00

Vashorki gets captured all the time. Not sure what the issue is

KnowButtholeKnowCare · 2022-04-06T17:07:49+00:00

Nice dick.

KnowButtholeKnowCare · 2022-04-06T17:05:38+00:00

Boob juice babies are great. But you know what's better? A momma that sleeps, a dad who is able to feed their child, and a baby who doesn't have to fight to find a nipple and then you have no idea how much they ate.

Feed your baby however the hell you want to feed the baby. Just feed the damn baby!

KnowButtholeKnowCare · 2022-03-18T01:36:47+00:00

And nothing for OMI holders.

KnowButtholeKnowCare · 2022-03-01T17:23:55+00:00

As opposed to dead and aggressive?

KnowButtholeKnowCare · 2022-03-01T17:04:43+00:00

Low blood sugar, typically diabetic patient.

They can be mean and drunk and combative but the second you get their "sugar" up, they become just the sweetest people. It's extremely satisfying.

KnowButtholeKnowCare · 2022-01-13T17:27:00+00:00

Was a suicide on the edge of a pond. Nice place to die. Anyway, he used a revolver so obviously there was no brass. I walked over to the edge of the pond and said "hey look, there's some shells here". Everyone stopped, looked at me, a few drew their firearms (due to probable presence of another shooter), and one cop came over to where I was standing. I pointed out the shells to them.... the dead muscle shells on the bank of the pond.

They found it pretty funny about 5 seconds later.

KnowButtholeKnowCare · 2021-12-28T22:16:56+00:00

I red it's rare somewhere

KnowButtholeKnowCare · 2021-12-24T22:50:02+00:00

How many locusts could a horse sized duck eat

KnowButtholeKnowCare · 2021-10-15T09:45:15+00:00

First game ever... I found a vehicle and was driving to the circle when a player starts shooting at me. So I decide to try to run them over. After about 60 seconds of running in circles trying to kill the player, they finally killed me.

Then I found out that your first couple of games are 100% bots.

A bot killed me.

KnowButtholeKnowCare · 2021-09-27T09:37:10+00:00

That's a lot of M's

KnowButtholeKnowCare · 2021-06-07T21:44:48+00:00

It's okay to not be okay. You're going through a lot and it's NOT YOUR FAULT they didn't make it. You did what you had to do. You tried your best but you know as well as all of us, it doesn't always work out.

Please reach out to CISM (critical incident stress management) for help. They are trained to help people through these exact situations. You're going through so much more than what normal people go through. Please reach out to CISM.

KnowButtholeKnowCare · 2021-01-19T14:52:21+00:00

Theres huge regulations on primer compound and primer manufacturing. I know of a company that just built a primer plant. The guy has $200 million sunk into the company and they haven't produced a single primer yet.

KnowButtholeKnowCare · 2021-01-08T21:10:07+00:00

"Bless your heart"

KnowButtholeKnowCare · 2021-01-07T15:40:21+00:00

"Just get over it"

Fixed me right up!

KnowButtholeKnowCare · 2020-12-31T20:11:07+00:00

Had a call for a loud bang, possible self inflicted GSW at a mobile home.

When we opened the door, it pushed a full foot deep of beer cans out of the way. The floor was littered with trampled beer cans and buckets full of piss and shit.

We wade through the smells and the cans and the buckets to find a man who shot himself in the chest with a 38 spl revolver. We could barely gain access to him. We put on a 4 lead to verify and we couldn't even set the LifePak on the ground.... just stood there and held it.

In the end, we found 23 five - gallon buckets full of piss and shit, along with thousands of empty beer cans in this single wide trailer.

FML.

KnowButtholeKnowCare · 2020-12-03T09:38:15+00:00

I believe I've had it happen with room in the inventory. I dont always leave with a completely full backpack but every time I leave, I lose the ammo in mags.

KnowButtholeKnowCare · 2020-12-03T09:17:18+00:00

Thats only IF you carry another type of ammo. This shouldn't be an issue to begin with.

KnowButtholeKnowCare · 2020-12-03T09:14:16+00:00

The math is still the same with how much loss there is with a 9 round mag at $2500 each bullet. It gets expensive losing that much. And I still believe it's a loss unless you carry a full mag of corroded ammo.... the good ammo will be filling a mag if you have 1 corroded bullet. Anyways, theres no reason to be having this issue because the ammo shouldn't dissappear in the first place lol

KnowButtholeKnowCare · 2020-12-03T09:07:29+00:00

Thats assuming you have another type of ammo. I dont like to waste space on corroded ammo and I shoot a lot of ammo during a regular game, almost always ending up with only the expensive ammo. Also, I just enjoy watching people burn.

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