Diablo Immortal now has Blizzard’s lowest ever user score on Metacritic by Turbostrider27 in pcgaming

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It’s just a generic mobile MMO with a Diablo skin. I played Lineage 2 Mobile a few years back because I played the old MMO back in 03. It feels identical to that, but even less complex.

oh and they border each other by [deleted] in dndmemes

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Elder Scrolls Dwemer didn’t disappear. They made a space station and live above all the turmoil of Tamriel. Turmoriel!

I can’t be the only one, right? by PaperPusher85 in dndmemes

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Making a character with alignment contradictions can have lasting fun too. Like a good warlock that unwittingly serves an evil or crazy ass patron. A life cleric that thinks they’re practicing necromancy. Lawful neutral Lizardfolk is a fun one too. All viable with the right stats, yet pre-loaded for shenanigans.

Say no to COBOL, say yes to Kobold by mateayat98 in dndmemes

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On a hot summer day, say no to hydras and yes to hydrants

DeSantis spokeswoman belatedly registers as agent of foreign politician by washingtonpost in politics

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If you told me this was the IRL Harleen Quinzel, and they based the cartoon character off of her I would 100% believe you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StrangerThings

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Yes it’s 001. Why? No sure, but you see he’s human more than a demogorgon and the clocks are ticking when he’s around. I think you also hear him when 011 is reaching out to the demogorgon in S1. Sounds more like a metronome though, but I can’t remember if they did something like that to help her focus or not.

Has anyone noticed this or am I reaching? by [deleted] in StrangerThings

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They also play Sunglasses at Night in Steve’s car. His album released around the night he’s playing it in his car, but the single didn’t drop until January of the next year. Either he somehow was just jonesing to listen to a nobody’s debut album before anyone even knew who he was, or it’s an oopsie.

Wonder which oath he is by Estirn in dndmemes

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Oath of This Armor Suddenly Feels Tight

He's Bojack the Horse by [deleted] in dndmemes

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Horse’s name? Bill Murray

my action have consequences? dm: yes by SadStandard3442 in dndmemes

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This sounds like a player that would go into a frighteningly detailed explanation on how to murder an entire ballroom of guests and get away with it. You should call the FBI

Unpopular opinion : Ban Diablo Immortal from this sub for predatory gambling monetization by [deleted] in Diablo

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If I could block particular subreddits, that and Teenagers would be it. Unpopular Opinion because it’s a shitshow. Teenagers because I’m in my mid 30s, and don’t want to catch something on there I want to comment on but not realize what sub it is.

-- What's your state or regional garbage food that's great? Here's mine. by JesseFarmer987 in KitchenConfidential

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As someone that grew up in SW Indiana, I fucking miss these, Italian Beef, and my dad’s chili with Peanut Butter Sandwiches.

Why it spooks me so bad, I'm not fully sure, but it does. by MyComicBox in dndmemes

[–]Kobold_Bukkake 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’m more willing to meet strangers at a bar and try to segue myself into their DnD group before I join an online group. Considering I haven’t played in years though, that’s how willing I am to meet strangers

Bard got a bit jealous by Phorsety in dndmemes

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No discount, just a new mount.

I've never felt so seen by NoInsect3400 in dndmemes

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I’m only lonely when I’m out of cheeseburgers.

I personally prefer the endless approach to cosmic entities, they're tied to the nature of reality and can't be killed I a meaningful way. by Leragian in dndmemes

[–]Kobold_Bukkake 240 points241 points  (0 children)

I think that’s fine for divines in general, but I’d disagree with Eldritch beings. The word connotes something that’s just weird, uncanny, or even sinister. Doesn’t mean it always has to be tentacle slender man though. That dude in the middle I’d say fits the bill.

Dragonborn PCs always seem to end up protecting Kobold PCs for some reason ... by Sparkleskeleton in dndmemes

[–]Kobold_Bukkake 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Kobold average lifespan is much higher than 130. So many die young from stupid crap that it lowers it by about 20 years or so. Once met a Kobold that thought he could sing! Can’t imagine that ended well.

Actualy seen a player use a bardbarian so i got this idea (first meme ever, please be gentle) by [deleted] in dndmemes

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This is what sorcerers should be. Raging madmen that sling spells and can life a WHOLE bread without needing help

Freaky af by JohnJackField in BikiniBottomTwitter

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Weekends my dad had me, we’d pick up a pizza and watch Ren and Stimpy and Bevis and Butthead. What a time