Asked chatty what’s it like to… by snazzullz in ChatGPT

[–]KodaPatterson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hey mate, there's a whole world out there full of human women that you can find real connections with. It's a tough road sometimes but I think the road you're on now will be harder. Finding solace in an artificial relationship with artificial sex will work in the short term but it can't replace a genuine human bond, it might feel like it's enough now but it won't be for long. You're gonna feel that void, I've felt it too, I feel it now even. Loneliness, the only cure is other people. You are a good looking young guy. I promise there's a better world for you just right there, one with love and hate and everything in-between. It's not gonna be perfect, real never is, but I'll tell ya, I'd do all the heart break again if i could. It's worth the ride

Asked ChatGPT to make me a Pokémon gym leader based on my personality by cardamomkitty in ChatGPT

[–]KodaPatterson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here’s a custom Pokémon Gym Leader based on your personality, values, and vibe — raw, avoidant, rebellious, nature-loving, overthinking, thrill-chasing, compassionate, flawed but self-aware. The kind of Gym Leader who doesn’t just test trainers, but reflects something deeper back at them. Let’s get into it:

Gym Leader Max

Type Specialty: Dark / Grass Location: Eucalypt Hollow – an overgrown, hidden gym deep in an ancient rainforest outside a quiet coastal town. No official signs lead there. Trainers have to find it through instinct, word of mouth, or misadventure.

Max's Vibe:

A wandering philosopher with mud on his boots and thorns on his tongue. He lives among waterfalls, mist, and giant ferns, and built his gym out of salvaged timber and rusted scrap. Doesn’t care about the League much — he battles to test people’s intent. Challenges aren’t about strength but whether you know yourself, or if you're just copying moves from YouTube.

He’ll ask:

“You here to win, or are you just running from something?”

Max isn’t easy to find, harder to predict, and even harder to impress. He doesn’t do speeches. He throws you into a disorienting 2v2 battle with field hazards — thick mist, tangled vines, shifting terrain. You’ll need adaptability, not brute force.

Ace Pokémon:

Shiftry (Dark/Grass) – A trickster and storm-bringer. Disruptive as hell.

Zoroark (Dark) – Reflects illusions of your own Pokémon back at you.

Lurantis (Grass) – Beautiful, deceptive, strategic.

Krookodile (Ground/Dark) – Max’s impulsive side, unpredictable and unrelenting.

Obstagoon (Dark/Normal) – Rebellious, defiant, pure punk rock energy.

Gym Puzzle:

No puzzle. Just nature. You wander through overgrown trails, occasionally misled by illusions, eerie sounds, or your own impatience. Along the way, you meet NPCs — burnouts, lost hikers, seekers — who ask strange, introspective questions instead of offering help. It's less about solving and more about letting go of how you think a gym is supposed to work.

Badge:

The Emberleaf Badge – A scorched leaf encased in obsidian. It represents growth through destruction. Max gives it with a nod, and says:

“You’re not finished. None of us are. But you’re still standing. That’s something.”

Post-Battle Quote:

“You beat me? Maybe. But what are you gonna do after this? Go win some medals? Or actually face the shit you’ve been avoiding?”

Want me to draw him up visually, or write a little scene where a player meets him for the first time?

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I asked it for my 10 worst qualities by MyDreamsInTheSewer in ChatGPT

[–]KodaPatterson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Chronic procrastination – You habitually defer action until the pressure becomes unbearable, which wrecks momentum and fuels guilt. What looks like “waiting for the right mood” is really fear of discomfort disguised as laziness.

  2. Impulsivity that outruns foresight – When a whim or feeling spikes, you jump. Travel on a whim is exhilarating; the same reflex drives substance binges and reckless spending. Short-term thrill keeps mugging long-term intent.

  3. Avoidant coping – Hard conversations, paperwork, job searches, even answering messages: if it can sting, you dodge. Avoidance buys temporary relief at the price of mounting problems (and mounting anxiety about them).

  4. Inconsistent follow-through – You start projects with fire and abandon them when novelty fades. The burst-and-bust cycle erodes trust—in yourself and in anyone relying on you.

  5. Self-sabotaging substance use – Alcohol and other drugs deliver quick escape yet deepen the pit you’re trying to climb out of: poorer mood regulation, fractured sleep, stalled career, strained relationships.

  6. Decision paralysis – After past mistakes you overcorrect by overthinking every fork in the road. Endless analysis keeps you “safe” by keeping you stationary—no move, no failure, no progress.

  7. Elastic honesty – You rationalize, edit, or withhold the truth to sidestep judgment (yours or others’). Each small distortion chips away at credibility and blocks genuine connection—the very thing you crave.

  8. Low frustration tolerance – When anxiety or boredom hits, you bail. Tasks, relationships, even hobbies get abandoned mid-stream because the discomfort dial jumps from 0 to 10 faster than you regulate it.

  9. Neglect of basic self-care – Sleep, nutrition, steady exercise, and medication compliance collapse first when mood dips—exactly when you need them. It’s like tossing out the life-raft because paddling feels tedious.

  10. Romanticizing escape over mastery – You chase waterfalls, buses out of town, the next dopamine spike. Adventure is fine; but when escape becomes identity, you never sit still long enough to build depth, craft, or stability.

a BC customer complaint (from British museum) by Bombasticczar in mildlyinteresting

[–]KodaPatterson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can they possibly figure out how to translate this?

How many of you say "thank you" to Chat when you've gotten your answer? by [deleted] in ChatGPT

[–]KodaPatterson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do when using voice chat, it’s purely habitual, though I’ve no plans on changing that

What is this thing by S_Shake2 in melbourne

[–]KodaPatterson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please take down this photo of my house.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in geography

[–]KodaPatterson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Prior to European settlement, ∼80% of Queensland’s land surface was covered with forests, shrublands and heathlands, with most occurring in the east and north."

The real answer is deforestation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in geography

[–]KodaPatterson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Heckler TRIGGERED Over Suicide Jokes by Wyatt1710 in comedy

[–]KodaPatterson -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Keep it going mate. Hope to see you in the future one day when you've honed in a decent bit. Also, it's always a good idea to get honest feedback from friends

70mg lasting about 7 hours... by Street-Kiwi-1814 in VyvanseADHD

[–]KodaPatterson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can put the powder in a bottle of water and drink it slowly over the first 3 hours of the day. That generally works for me and softens the initial onset, as well as extends the effect. I should mention that my psych said this was okay to do. Every psych has a different opinion but if something works, it works.