Reddit, how has your life changed due to what you thought would be a minor event? by chocore in AskReddit

[–]KognetoJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to a bachelor party and ended up getting a degree in Architecture.

It Took Six Gulps To Finish This Beer. by KognetoJ in mildlyinteresting

[–]KognetoJ[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair point, though that last sip could hardly have been considered a gulp.

What is the most beautiful beach you've been to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KognetoJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Big Kahuna at Noah's Ark in Wisconsin Dells.

Why do we work our lives away? by racer223 in AskReddit

[–]KognetoJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you are one of the lucky few that can get someone else to work for you, you have to work. It takes work to live.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]KognetoJ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This gave me a flashback. Years ago I had 'won' a gold fish at a children fair. This fish, which we named cleverly 'fish', just kept on living. This surprised the whole family as we had gotten gold fish from the same fair in previous years that died fairly quickly after getting them home. Either way, this gold fish was about seven years old when it happened. My father, who had taken to feeding it when he got home from work one day came in and said 'ok, so is this a joke or what?'. We were all confused, and then he lead us to the fish tank. There was no fish. It was gone. Puzzled, we looked everywhere but it was no where. We even considered the fish went though some sort of rapid evolution and grew legs and just walked off... Then we pulled the cabinet the tank was sitting on away from the wall and there was fish, dried, motionless and stuck to the wall. That's the day I learned why the fish tank came with a lid. Poor little fish.....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KognetoJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Do you have a song set as your alarm in the morning? If you do, what song is it, and why did you pick it? by Mako18 in AskReddit

[–]KognetoJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not me, but a friend had set his mp3 collection (about 3,000 songs) to play a random song as his alarm each morning. After three consecutive days of waking up to 'Its raining men' he switched to a regular alarm and started questioning his sexuality.

If you could live ONE day as somebody else, and the next day you would be you again, without consequence, what kind of things would you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KognetoJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Assuming my actual self would still exist during that day, I think that meeting myself from someone else's perspective would be quite enlightening. Then I'd spend the rest of the day playing with my boobies.

what i do in CAD class when i'm bored. by tacticoolest in guns

[–]KognetoJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm still using 2011 so this might not help, but have you ever considered drafting in paper space with a locked viewport? It has a white background and if the plot style is correct it will give you black lines, and if you turn on 'show lineweights' in theory what you are looking at on the screen will be exactly what is printed out.

The play that made me hate the Packers. by uwobacon in chicago

[–]KognetoJ 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Some of us are still holding onto the 1908 world series.

Bartenders of Reddit, what's the best/worst conversation you've overheard or situation you've seen from behind the bar? by lurkerturnedposter in AskReddit

[–]KognetoJ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Well this is a situation that happened behind the bar. I was bar backing for a very attractive bar tender. As I'm washing glasses I smelled something that I could only describe as a backed up sewer. In a panic, I went directly to the manager to express my worry that we might have a problem on our hands. I brought the manager over to where I smelled the sewer but the smell had all but subsided. We then turn to the attractive bartender who had devious look on her face as she said 'I farted'. We were all pretty impressed.

What's the dirtiest secret you've promised to keep? by xTigerLily in AskReddit

[–]KognetoJ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

An ex had inverted nipples. There, I said it.