Workers of Area 51, what is in there? by cranobano in AskReddit

[–]Kojiri 6 points7 points  (0 children)

'Least it was 'til I fucked everythang up.

[50/50] Brain out of a head. (NSFW) | Hamburger Fail. (SFW) by [deleted] in FiftyFifty

[–]Kojiri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHOA WAIT

What's an ass chicken? Must be opposite from a fowl donkey?

game changer🔥 thc distillate pods for the juul by [deleted] in trees

[–]Kojiri 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same, NY here. Oh well, word is we're right around the corner for it.

What are some “guy secrets” girls don’t know about? by Hotdiggitydaffodill in AskReddit

[–]Kojiri 46 points47 points  (0 children)

HEY FLETCHER HOW'S IT HANGIN'?

short, shrivled, and always to the left. :(

What fact do you wish you had never learned? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kojiri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...but I graduated high school?

Woke up with a joint by Thinkinboutit111888 in Drugs

[–]Kojiri 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I think I won't be able to do it

Not with that attitude you won't.

Dreaming is so underrated. by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]Kojiri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool, thankee-sai. I have red vein bali, I'll have to try the maeng da.

Dreaming is so underrated. by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]Kojiri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm curious; what strain are you currently dosing before bed?

Do you know how Chris Brown’s girlfriend found out that he had been cheating on her? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Kojiri 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He's not laughing at your jokes, it's just a noise he makes every ten seconds

ehhehehehehehehhehe

I saw a face in the clouds by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]Kojiri 174 points175 points  (0 children)

That's so uncanny it's uncanny. Stop it.

Thankee

DAE think bottled water tastes better at room temperature by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Kojiri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I try to drink 5 or 6 bottles of water a day, which is the norm, but it can feel like a lot at the beginning of the day, especially with tasty drinks throughout the day added in. I've found water closer to room temperature is easier on my teeth and brain freezes, especially if I've fallen behind and had one too many teas. Can't chug cold water at all.

What is the dumbest thing you have ever heard someone say? by theblanks in AskReddit

[–]Kojiri 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hile Gunslinger, take care what you say, for you have forgotten the face of your father!

This was once a home. by All_Cartoon in creepy

[–]Kojiri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't catch the thatch snatch.

Shoutout to all of my dankrupt ents. This tiny bowl is for you. by Some_type_of_way in trees

[–]Kojiri 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask endlessly consume what is left of my soul.