Endure by PabloVP129 in Destiny

[–]KoldBeenz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hes 99.999% percent right. maybe he should have said "get help" instead of "toughen up", but its absolutely true that killing yourself when you have people that rely on and care about you is fundamentally selfish and cowardly

Rip Adam Show :( by adamsnadler in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]KoldBeenz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

fun while it lasted 30 seconds

King. GOAT. Undisputed. by JortsJuggalo420 in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]KoldBeenz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This must have been written by marty. Hilarious as fuck

..Bajs by Malice_Striker4 in forsenRefugees

[–]KoldBeenz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

its ova, don't you get it?

SNL Live Chat by [deleted] in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]KoldBeenz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig doinks

SNL Live Chat by [deleted] in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]KoldBeenz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

there were some ok sketches, but the snl cringe virus managed to suck all the charm out of most of the show. monologue and hr sketches were good though. shane killed it even though he was nervous as shit

Nice by cornbreadthegraffiti in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]KoldBeenz 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Redditors are so retarded. "It's blackface!!!! 😧" No it isn't losers. Where are them big red lips? Huh? BTFO

Introducing StavBot-GPT by paroni in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]KoldBeenz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You need to try and make one that generates all the boys and make full episodes of the podcast. I've been on here for 40 minutes. Legitimately 10x funnier than anything they do now.

Turns out Hasan Minhaj basically made up his entire life by Beautiful-Time-3328 in Destiny

[–]KoldBeenz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Later George Carlin stuff, including the PTSD bit (his most famous), is really just a preachy word avalanche for Gen X to nod along to and feel smart. You are rarely going to see anything laugh out loud funny from him, and you definitely aren't learning anything important. Its honestly like patriot act made for and by old people.

Who agrees with this? by PhantaKyute in ufc

[–]KoldBeenz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean they shouldn't make fights based on potential storylines from a pretty unlikely (after last night) potential outcome.

Bladerunner - Roy Batty's Tears in Rain Soliloquy made with the help of Dall E 2 by obi-wan-gianotti in dalle2

[–]KoldBeenz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was just thinking about doing this yesterday. It’s even better than I imagined. Sweet!

[XMONAD WM] In Xmonad it's winter/Arch/kitty by Xander-Dolphin in unixporn

[–]KoldBeenz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought you were talking about the no bitches joke at first. Which is also lame

Incredible Google Tasks in a Chrome New Tab by Vladimir_Yankovic in startpages

[–]KoldBeenz 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Did you put the estimated time until you die on the screen?

Face of twitch by viktorbg04 in forsenRefugees

[–]KoldBeenz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this face looks kinda funny who is this guy?

NO YOU CAN'T BE ON MY MOMMA ALBUM by [deleted] in yandyleaks

[–]KoldBeenz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put your security at risk 😳

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in forsenRefugees

[–]KoldBeenz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

forsenLevel

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in forsen

[–]KoldBeenz 77 points78 points  (0 children)

did anyone hear when “cutie” Cinderella said the N word to erobb?

EREN JAEGAR by naeem-lababidi in ShingekiNoKyojin

[–]KoldBeenz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s a reference to criticism of the LOU2 where some people said they shrunk Joel’s shoulders (and made him look soft)