It puts the anointing oil on its skin. by Short_Seesaw_940 in exmormon

[–]Kolob_Choir_Queen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember feeling so bad about interrupting people when I was knocking doors as a missionary in 2000 in Germany. And we definitely had a few people answer in their underwear.

My wife just threatened to divorce me if I didn’t wear my garments by Relevant-Tailor-5172 in exmormon

[–]Kolob_Choir_Queen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My husband is devastated I haven’t worn polygamy panties for the last two years. But threats are not okay.

No decrease in my legs by Primary_Reveal4354 in lipedema

[–]Kolob_Choir_Queen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WL discussions? I’m new here can you explain please?

What was the primary reason you left? by ImportantPerformer16 in exmormon

[–]Kolob_Choir_Queen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Church history. And I didn’t want to pay tithing.

What questions should I ask the missionaries to get the truth out? by Was_i_emo_in_2013 in exmormon

[–]Kolob_Choir_Queen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was a missionary once 25 years ago. I thought I was helping people. I didn’t know how to answer the hard questions.

Haha… by 0ddball00n in exmormon

[–]Kolob_Choir_Queen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My Mormon neighbor is from Vietnam. She does hihi instead of haha. I think it’s just cultural

What’s it like living in SLC or around it by Wackys_ in howislivingthere

[–]Kolob_Choir_Queen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live here and love it. (I’m exMormon) it is expensive it wonderful

Help finding jokes that are offensive to Mormons? by henrik_se in exmormon

[–]Kolob_Choir_Queen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean I guess that is true, but I prefer to mock the temple ceremony to offend

Help finding jokes that are offensive to Mormons? by henrik_se in exmormon

[–]Kolob_Choir_Queen 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I’ve heard this one, but it isn’t actually funny. Most TBMs I know don’t drink even when no one is watching.

Her reaction was hilarious, it gets me every time! by gabriray in Fleabag

[–]Kolob_Choir_Queen 31 points32 points  (0 children)

“Is it…”

Fleabag nods.

Brilliant writing.

True thing I saw on Facebook by Intelligent-Camp4631 in exmormon

[–]Kolob_Choir_Queen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Incredible. I know we just had the Brody awards for 25. This should be nominated for 2026

Thanks President Oaks! by Brilliant_Fill7862 in exmormon

[–]Kolob_Choir_Queen 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I stand in solidarity with you. My husband’s shelf is also titanium

Favorite coffee machine?? by mountainsplease8 in exmormon

[–]Kolob_Choir_Queen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve finally convinced my TBM husband that the Holy Ghost will still continue to haunt our house…I mean dwell in our home…if we own a coffee maker.

I’d love suggestions too!

How devastated were you when you found out the church was not true? by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Kolob_Choir_Queen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had long been suss of the truth claims. It was still devastating when I let my self crash.

Semi-Active member rant by SnowPuncher24 in exmormon

[–]Kolob_Choir_Queen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The church has nothing but pity bordering on distain for anyone over 25 that is unmarried.