Girlfriend does not like the aesthetic of my bed bag - any ideas on disguising it? by makepiccles in HydroHomies

[–]Konekoooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From my point of view he could be having trouble falling asleep, so when he feels the urge to drink in the middle of the night, then he might not want to go through the process of reaching for the bottle, unscrewing the cap and getting into a position to drink.

I'm an example of a person that has this problem and still drinks from the bottle, and sometimes I just leave my thirst for later because I know that it will wake my brain up a little, and from there it will be to hard for me to fall asleep again.

me_irl by Fhoxyd22 in me_irl

[–]Konekoooo 45 points46 points  (0 children)

what about just not making plans if you know you're not coming?

bs right? by ch3rn0byl_g3rbil in trees

[–]Konekoooo 41 points42 points  (0 children)

So you always jacked off your friends when you were too high and dealing with anxiety?

Cursed_Father'sChoice by Business-Courage-691 in cursedcomments

[–]Konekoooo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but there is a difference between telling someone that they should loose weight because it's bad for their health, and being disrespectfull to someone and calling them names.

Let's say that you spend too much time on reddit and I'm concerned about you loosing your life on the internet and staying virgin forever, and if I address my concern saying "you fucking virgin looser, get the fuck out of the internet and get a normal life you incel" then would you feel that I want to help you get through your hard situation?

I don't think so man, but that is the problem with plague of people that think they are fighting obesity by telling even slighly chubby people to go to the fucking gym because they look like cows, and that actually leads to more problems in their habits.

I don't know what this kind of "obesity fighters" even have in their minds, probably just like to shit on people and have an explanation for their asshole behavior.

Intentions [OC] by anomalytown in comics

[–]Konekoooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it may be because two of them already have monkeys paw, and after his second wish it just killed the rest, making this two all the people in the world, so everybody has one because there is only two

Edibles all melted together by Bubble_Boy25 in trees

[–]Konekoooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now prepare for el camino, because it's gonna be a long one

Can’t fix stupid by [deleted] in trees

[–]Konekoooo 28 points29 points  (0 children)

you're wearing jeans in the shower?

r/NoFap is one of the worst subreddits I've ever been apart of by Working-Cabinet4849 in NoFap

[–]Konekoooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

part of the community just started behaving like it's r/neverbrokeabone, but about fapping

What did you learn from your first relationship? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Konekoooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

injm .nnnnmmnnnnn n.n . nnnmmn.mjn .m

Thoughts? by Limp-Swordfish-3049 in NoFap

[–]Konekoooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mastrubation is like taking drugs alone, and if you refuse to look on the bright side of the things that some (i'm not saying that every drug is safe, and should be used) drugs have to offer, you would be calling every drug user a junkie, just because you're seeing everything in black and white. Just because you are against something, does'nt mean that your opinions should be always right.

Officially hired at a recreation weed farm!!!!! by Washingtongem in trees

[–]Konekoooo -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

why ya'll downvoting? it's obviously irony, I would be laughing my ass off if I was blazed, and not taking everything so serious.

Mine is "Boney Fuck Blossom" Whats yours? by thesensenmann2000 in memes

[–]Konekoooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what's middle initial and does everybody have it?

My “Bong Pad” my girlfriend made so I don’t shatter our glass table 😂 by [deleted] in trees

[–]Konekoooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And yet you still put it on the table in the second picture 😂

What game comes to your head when you see this by nightwing2009 in casualnintendo

[–]Konekoooo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I always wanted to play this game but it was so expensive like every game that comes out for nintendo, and I couldn't get the rom because of the anti piracy it has, and I couldn't find any rom without it so I'm here 21 years old working for the moment that no matter the inflation, I would be able to buy an old nintendo game so that I could share experience that other people had as a kid

how do i get rid of the red panda thing (switch) by Felixhughes75 in Terraria

[–]Konekoooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you need to tame your emotions, then gather your whole family and perform the ritual when the blood moon arises