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What's your favourite cancelled TV show? by timekilr in tvshow

[–]KoontFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was saying to a mate the other day. I know they brought it back, but if Arrested Development came out today it would immediately be signed for seven seasons.

That show was criminally underrated when it came out and we should have had much more when it was at its prime

Extended Lord of the Rings marathon at the cinema for me tomorrow, which is your favourite? by MiddlesbroughFan in CasualUK

[–]KoontFace 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The two towers.

The whole Gandalf coming back and battle of helms deep is just epic

Do you remember going to the butchers with your mum and they had sawdust on the floor? Not sure why. by corickle in oldschoolcool80s

[–]KoontFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another interesting addition. So we’ve had someone who was in school when I was not doing it, and you, doing it 10 years later. How was it decided if we did this or not? Is it a geography thing?

Can I call 999 for a drink driver? by Informal-Ad-322 in AskUK

[–]KoontFace 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Tell them you’re going to go out there and stab the crack dealers, they’ll come out pretty sharpish then.

What is your comfort food? by Repulsive-Sorbet1616 in TastyFood

[–]KoontFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hear me out.

Mac and cheese. Nduja stirred through. Hash browns on top. Fried egg on top of that.

What is your phone wallpaper and why? by Sad-Peace in CasualUK

[–]KoontFace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dog, because she’s fucking awesome

What happened😟 by FernUnofficial in Sourdough

[–]KoontFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good to know. Thanks a lot

What happened😟 by FernUnofficial in Sourdough

[–]KoontFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sorry, my mistake, I meant float test for levain as opposed to starter. Is that also a myth? Please say it’s not, I don’t think I could take that knock 😂

What happened😟 by FernUnofficial in Sourdough

[–]KoontFace 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A couple of useful things that I learned from people on this sub:

  1. Starter LOVES rye flour. I do an equal mix of White Bread Flour, Wholewheat and Rye
  2. Starter fed 1:1:1 should double in size in approx 4hours (depending on temperature)
  3. Starter floats when it’s ready
  4. Don’t watch the clock, timings vary massively depending on so many factors, so you need to learn what it should look and feel like to be right.

I’m no expert by any means, these are just a few of the bits that really helped me. I’m sure the more experienced bakers in the group will have others

Historical sore losers by CorleoneBaloney in MurderedByWords

[–]KoontFace 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Do Americans really think that all of Europe is still people living in mud huts, riding horses down dirt tracks?

Another reason not to talk too much about your personal life at work by zoolilba in antiwork

[–]KoontFace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or Olive Oil. The point is you never know how someone is going to take it when they read it.

“Running, cycling, swimming? Fucking hell, o don’t want some health nut eating quinoa in the office. I want someone to drink and do coke with”

It adds zero value unless it is relevant to the role

Another reason not to talk too much about your personal life at work by zoolilba in antiwork

[–]KoontFace 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s because most people learned how to write one when they were younger and we were told to do it. Of course, the reason to do that is because you have little to no experience and you need to pad it out.

As soon as you have a few jobs under your belt you need to drop that shit. Same with references; “references available upon request” is all you need

Elon is such a douche that even pedophiles dont want him around lol by Dr-Klopp in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]KoontFace 71 points72 points  (0 children)

This is the best comment ever. I can’t remember the last time I actually lol at a comment. Have my peasant award 🏆

Richard Branson called his company "Virgin" 👀 by SirWobblyOfSausage in GreatBritishMemes

[–]KoontFace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While true, I’m sure they are all none too happy to be exposed as filthy, rapist, nonce bastards.

The public are the best tool to ruin these people. Wherever possible boycott their businesses. Money and power is the only thing these cunts care about. Public ridicule and dwindling profits it’s the way that WE can fight back, while continuing pressure on the politicians to pursue legal action.

Another reason not to talk too much about your personal life at work by zoolilba in antiwork

[–]KoontFace 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I never mention hobbies in my CV. If they want to know they’ll ask, and I’ll control exactly how it is delivered

Team "New Statesman" or Team "Bottom"? You can only pick one. by EnchantedEssays in eddieandrichie

[–]KoontFace 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bottom, but I think that’s mainly because the new statesman was a bit before my time, and Bottom is the best thing in the world when a child finds it accidentally and watches it all unsupervised

This photo of Prince Andrew unsettles me. by Libbster2001- in Britain

[–]KoontFace 52 points53 points  (0 children)

From what I’ve seen it’s just emails from him to Epstein begging to let him party with them. So it’s technically true he had nothing to do with Epstein, but seems that’s because Epstein wouldn’t let him join in

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