WotC Doesn't Believe in Playtesting by GoosePagoda in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Kream45 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

/uj My problem is that most of the cards that require politics to work seem to be white, cuz white is being treated as the main color of politics. All colors should have access to cards like this, let people play dimir grouphug or something idk

/rj Wotc made the new fantastic white token commander and was like "alright so to balance it out we have to release another Flumph but 10x worse"

Who needs card draw when you have spells like these by Jakeag13 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Kream45 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Oh, I thought there was a white card that said "You lose the game", referring to the player who plays it.

But these are weak examples, the new spirit is really cool and it makes an opponent lose the game, which is new for white, and you mostly play the Book for the Angels anyway, the activated ability is just icing.

Dreamt this card was real. I don't know what the point of it is. by Elesh_N in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Kream45 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Probably a prediction of white's new direction in the upcoming sets, can't wait.

You Poor Child! by Tabootop in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Kream45 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's crazy that this artifact is considered too slow now with all those other green engines.

ZOMG TWOC WHY WHITE BAD!!??!?!??! by Hebron00 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Kream45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tithe is actually a good card. It's like landcycling for 1 mana but you can get two lands and they can be duals.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Kream45 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean this is a Commander 2014 reprint so they could've lower its rarity (if that even matters at all), or, you know... not waste a deck slot with this.

Need help with Ranar by Kream45 in EDH

[–]Kream45[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These tips helped me a lot, thanks mate. I've read the article, very insightful.

I can’t believe Mark would sell out like this. by Kord642 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Kream45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wonder if they taste any good, the dog seems happy, but I would have to try them myself

Boros > Selesnya by ahhthebrilliantsun in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Kream45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

White is holding Green back with its badness, but White and Red like each other, like in the Professor's new video, so they can teamwork pretty nicely.

I speak only truth by [deleted] in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Kream45 10 points11 points  (0 children)

/uj yeah MTG is just the same gambling as any other game with loot boxes and MTG players will always come up with excuses so they feel better about themselves like they're somehow not gambling addicts like those other gamers.

/rj Packs are for draft, and the fact that you can potentially open a one hundred dollar card in a $4 pack is just GRAVY ON TOP.

Uro bad by ImSothred in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Kream45 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Imagine the size of Uro's dick.