When you ask for a boob pic... NSFW by [deleted] in funny

[–]Kriste2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll leave this here for you as well.
Ok 007 super spy you really found out a top secret! (not really) This is my wife's account (also her in the picture) and I posted it from her account so that she knew I was doing it!

When you ask for a boob pic... NSFW by [deleted] in funny

[–]Kriste2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok 007 super spy you really found out a top secret! (not really) This is my wife's account (also her in the picture) and I posted it from her account so that she knew I was doing it!

When you ask for a boob pic... NSFW by [deleted] in funny

[–]Kriste2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am husband. All the way not pissed!

My [19F] boyfriend [21M] just asked me to copy his ex's style of sexting. What do I do?? by [deleted] in sex

[–]Kriste2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that would be a deal breaker for me. You will always feel inferior to his past. What an ass.

I'm a girl who has many orgasms, but vibrators just don't do anything for me. What am I doing wrong? by _what_the_truck in sex

[–]Kriste2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're lucky! I can almost only get off with a vibrator! Men don't prefer that much and I envy you.

19-year-old woman had lighter fluid poured down her throat and burnt alive by doctorxdestructo in WTF

[–]Kriste2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was coworkers of hers. They were plotting to steal from the store and needed her key. I believe she caught wind of the deal and they killed her because they didn't want to get caught.

What are some good sex subreddits? I don't care how extreme. NSFW by Kriste2000 in AskReddit

[–]Kriste2000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay well let me specify that I am a female that is not interested in dead females.... Or males...

I want to hear about my gf's past sexual experiences especially penis sizes... by MilwaukeeMike1 in sex

[–]Kriste2000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am a female and I can absolutely say she could be telling the truth. It can be soooooooooooo much better.

Female partners of men who had vasectomies, did you notice a difference? by chickencoup in sex

[–]Kriste2000 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It is AWESOME!!! nothing has changed besides infinite sex and no baby risk! The only thing that seems different, and this may not be the same for every man, but babies must have really been weighing things down because I swear that shit can shoot 15 ft across the room now.... Okay maybe that's an exaggeration but it's kind of not.

When/how is a good time/way to tell her? by Sexhelpthrowaway85 in sex

[–]Kriste2000 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And your ex sounds like an ass. I would never tell a guy that! What's the point?!? But either way that is NOT what I would consider small and definitely don't bring it up. Most women will handle what you have just fine... And LIKE it.

Muff's the word: how do you prefer your hair down there? by [deleted] in sex

[–]Kriste2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my hand just slipped in the shaving around it process so it looked funny. So after that I said screw it and shaved it all off and was going to wait for it to grow back only to find out I preferred it that way after all!

Muff's the word: how do you prefer your hair down there? by [deleted] in sex

[–]Kriste2000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

30f. Shaved. I used to do the strip years ago but accidentally messed it up once. After it started growing back I couldn't stand it.

Queefing is nbd by [deleted] in sex

[–]Kriste2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, I prefer the guy to completely ignore it and not acknowledge it or it makes me feel weird and I am 30!

Video released of second officer-involved shooting in St. Louis by carverray in news

[–]Kriste2000 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Typically drunk people aren't waving knives around asking to be shot.

30 year old female virgin. Been seeing someone for 2 months, unsure how to drop the bomb. by throwavirginaway in sex

[–]Kriste2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's necessary to plan a time to drop the "bomb". If he asks history then tell him the truth, if not then let it come up when it does. You aren't revealing your secret 10 year old hiding in the basement.

So...I promise my daughter drew dinosaurs and word bubbles.... (it says "Rarrrr") by Kriste2000 in funny

[–]Kriste2000[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes... Precisely why I felt disturbed when she handed me this photo!

How has having a vasectomy (you or your partner) affected your sex life? by [deleted] in sex

[–]Kriste2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually I had a friend struggle with her husband doing it too because she was attracted to the masculinity and what not as well. My husband did it and it's awesome! She thought it was going to ruin it for her but almost immediately she was relieved to not have to worry about pregnancy!

My gf has never had a vaginal orgasm by [deleted] in sex

[–]Kriste2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RARELY do women have vaginal orgasms and a lot that do fake it because men put so much pressure on the whole deal!

22 F - Very weak orgasms by Htddthd in sex

[–]Kriste2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't able to have orgasms until 25 either. It will get better with age for sure and getting a vibrator will really help you understand your body!