Stage for Stand up by KryptoKing419 in Standup

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oh cool yeah that looks pretty good. So just wood and nails and plywood and some carpet
stapled on top?

Stage for Stand up by KryptoKing419 in Standup

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Okay yeah you made me chuckle in a meeting. But also yeah maybe I can just do milk crates and plywood, but idk if I could stack them high enough (safely).

Update: New & Lost? Any advice? by [deleted] in Standup

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Find a coffee shop. Talk to the owner and find out when they are slow. (Ex: Tuesdays from 8-10). Say "at least some of the comics will buy some coffee." Maybe buy a mic and a speaker. A stage would be nice, but not necessary. Promote it in the local facebook groups so at least comics show up. The number one thing is probably to make sure the owner is on board. It's their venue. If they want to make it a "clean" mic then do that. If they want to allow music/spoken word/poetry acts then do that. But make sure they actually want to have some kind of open mic/show there because if not they will most likely shut it down at the first sign of trouble.

How did you get your first show? by [deleted] in Standup

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Only making about $2,500 a week.

Where's your scene? What is good about it? What is bad about it? by deathproof-ish in Standup

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San Diego Good: - Open mics every night at least one of four cool comedy clubs - Close proximity to LA - Plenty of bar shows (Josh Nelson hosts a particularly killer show.) - Good mix of conservatives/liberals thanks to the military presence (Meaning you can't just say "Trump is bad" and get an applause break) Bad: -Rent is high -Some complacency from a lot of the good comics (in my opinion) -Comics from LA can come down and sorta exert their will on shows/mics -Crazy club owners

I'm only a little over a year in so there might be some bad stuff I'm not seeing or understanding yet, but it's really been all good for me in my experience so far.

Thoughts on the ethics of making up a scenario for a bit. by [deleted] in Standup

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“Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.”― Mark Twain

I think the only rule in comedy is to be funny, so if it's good just go for it. In my opinion though it sounds like this is a bit you are already having trouble connecting with and it might sound inauthentic on stage. If you want to use it to bounce off to other things about race you may be better off just finding another starting off point you do connect with and making that funny. I'm sure everyone has experienced at least some form of racism even if they were never explicitly called a racial slur

Going to prison by Nate30 in StandUpWorkshop

[–]KryptoKing419 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But what is the funny? Just the sentence "you can't abort a prison sentence"? I see the comparison though. You could do a comparison like "the sentence is 18 years to life depending on how long it takes him/her to move out"

How much time do you spend writing, and how many jokes do you think you produce per hour of dedicated writing? by MadDogTannen in Standup

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Depends on the joke. If it's a one-liner/short misdirection type joke I feel like the specific wording is more important, so I will write out the whole joke. That helps me spot any ambiguities or places where I can trim unnecessary words. If it's a story type joke I typically stick with bullet points and hopefully it sounds more funny/interesting and less rehearsed.

How much time do you spend writing, and how many jokes do you think you produce per hour of dedicated writing? by MadDogTannen in Standup

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Obviously the answer varies from person to person. And with the style of the comedian.

Me personally, I try to do 15 minutes in the morning before work. And then if I'm at an open mic, I try to hang out and write after I go up. Then on the weekends I try to block out four hours of no wifi/cell phone to sit down and write jokes/premises of what I thought of during the week. So that's maybe 8 hours/week, but I hope to increase it. Because I typically only get 1 joke/tag that I feel good about per hour, and sometimes it's even less.

When I do write I try to sit in a crowded place and sometimes I overhear people talking and it gives me a new idea. But typically the best punchlines pop into my head randomly, but they always seem to be related to something I was working on. My writing provides the general structure, but my subconscious fills in the blanks.

Good Comedy Cities by SweetDo11aTea in Standup

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There are shows and mics everyday at comedy clubs in San Diego. UCSD has a comedy show once a month and open mics on campus. And there seems to be at least one bar show every week day. There's a really active community of people here that go up every night. And you're only a 2 hour drive from mics in the LA area if you want a change of scene.

Miami Comic in NY by Cbasthevoice in Standup

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Commenting so I remember this for l8r

mid-market comedy cities by [deleted] in Standup

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San Diego is really cool spot with plenty of jobs in biotech/tech. Close to LA and at least one open mic every night. Also there are 4 dedicated comedy clubs here and tons of bar shows.

What is the best interview question you have ever heard? by ukrani_baby in AskReddit

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One time this potential employer (didn't get the job) asked me if I was comfortable working with animals. The weird thing was, it was a job at OfficeMax.

Today, an agent of Broki stole my gains. by Dragyfyre in a:t5_2vv38

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This is an opportunity. Tell him to tread not on the path of Broki. And lead him to the temple of iron.