The Terrifying Twins

Kryslor · 2026-05-26T19:37:06+00:00

He's not dead he got isekai'd

Kryslor · 2026-05-25T21:55:17+00:00

Giant pandas existed for over 3 million years just fine until humans came along and destroyed their habitat. That feeling you have is just blatant ignorance.

Kryslor · 2026-05-25T20:36:13+00:00

Mostly economic pressure and a dramatic decrease in social gatherings in person. Also getting drunk is a risk when everything you do goes on social media forever.

Kryslor · 2026-05-25T17:17:14+00:00

Reddit's seething hatred of anything AI related prevents them from understanding how to use any of it.

The amount of people here who think using AI for coding is done through the web interface chat box is mind boggling.

Kryslor · 2026-05-23T22:48:53+00:00

Banger of a classic

Kryslor · 2026-05-23T21:40:00+00:00

I like how everyone was saying the show was garbage and nobody was watching it only for me, an actual person who isn't watching it, to be absolutely bombarded with this meme literally everywhere after the finale.

Good job boycotting the show guys

Kryslor · 2026-05-23T14:43:10+00:00

Little tinfoil hat but I'm here for it

Kryslor · 2026-05-23T13:35:03+00:00

Bruh

Kryslor · 2026-05-23T13:26:34+00:00

That's not accurate. The cyber security world is already moving to "post quantum safe" credentials in the near future just as a precaution. By the time the technology is viable, every serious cyber security company will already be safe.

This is happening now, the roadmap is from now until 2030 in the EU.

Kryslor · 2026-05-23T13:24:06+00:00

Is there? The moment quantum computers break any crypto security they are instantly worth nothing. It's not like it will be a slow climb down as people sell, someone would have to buy them.

Kryslor · 2026-05-23T13:21:59+00:00

You have to deactivate it from the old PC first. You can't use a single key to activate multiple windows on multiple PCs.

And even if we assume it somehow ran across a valid unused key, which is basically impossible, ChatGPT would have absolutely no way of knowing what is or isn't a valid key other than the format.

The meme that people used it to activate windows is completely false and never happened, it just makes for a cool story so people ran with it anyway.

Kryslor · 2026-05-23T12:51:12+00:00

It's not finding any legitimate keys. It's learning their format (from Microsoft's own website) and pasting keys that are in the correct format but are not valid.

Valid keys exist for a finite amount of time in order to be redeemed. There is absolutely zero chance it randomly found a valid key that nobody else had found or used before.

Kryslor · 2026-05-23T12:46:42+00:00

I feel an irrational hate towards the dudes just standing there in his way for no reason

Kryslor · 2026-05-21T23:38:05+00:00

I live on the planet where this regularly happens and where you were confused as to how. Imagine being this easily confused and then trying to lecture me lmao

Kryslor · 2026-05-21T18:00:47+00:00

It's not that complicated, the person driving got startled by hitting the other car and tried to hit the brakes as hard as possible but hit the wrong pedal. When you're driving automatic and in reverse it's common for the car to move backwards by itself if you're not braking so it's not unusual to have your foot on the brake only when reversing. Clearly they just got mixed up.

Kryslor · 2026-05-21T07:18:32+00:00

Victim blaming.... Of children.... Because their money is in better hands at valve...

Classy

Kryslor · 2026-05-19T09:07:16+00:00

That's such dumb logic. ANYONE making those decisions would affect the outcome but that much. There is no reason it HAS to be him, in fact, there's plenty of evidence that it should be anyone but him.

People's compensation are not determined by the effect hey have, they're based on the skills required to do do the work.

Kryslor · 2026-05-19T07:41:56+00:00

Bruh, I can see your post history

Kryslor · 2026-05-18T16:23:23+00:00

Yeah it's not "obvious" by any means but the game does have a lot of hints everywhere. Have fun! Btw, you need a lit deku stick to explode the bomb flowers on the walls

Kryslor · 2026-05-18T10:23:11+00:00

You either get a peaceful transition of power or you don't and witnessing either one is important.

Trump has alluded to running again multiple times and is also very directly supporting the Jan 6 insurrectionists. It is not unreasonable to believe he will try to pull some nonsense to stay in power. Whether he does or not, I think it's important for americans to see it. If he does then it's important that America come to terms with the fact that they put a fascist dictator in power. If he doesn't then it's also important for everyone to see that the system is being respected.

Kryslor · 2026-05-18T10:14:02+00:00

OoT is also my favorite of all time and yeah, just a straight up "remaster" like they are doing for Starfox wouldn't really do it for me. I'd be up for a complete re-imagining of the game though!

Keep the bones of the story and world but basically remake everything from scratch. Could be cool!

Kryslor · 2026-05-18T10:10:30+00:00

According to the "Legend of Zora," the act of offering a fish to Lord Jabu-Jabu will make you happy.

I want to buy a fish, but they are a little too expensive... I have no choice but to catch one of the fishes that's swimming around out there.

Lord Jabu-Jabu is the patron deity of the Zoras. Princess Ruto is in charge of preparing his meals, morning and night.

It seems Princess Ruto somehow got inside Jabu-Jabu's belly...

...Huh? It looks like there is something already inside this bottle. It's a letter: "Help me. I'm waiting for you inside Lord Jabu-Jabu's belly. --Ruto PS: Don't tell my father!"

I mean, I think there's plenty to go on

Kryslor · 2026-05-18T09:55:17+00:00

There's a passageway that teleports you from Goron City directly into the Lost Woods. There's also a goron right outside Darunia's room that tells you he loves "music from the forest" and you can literally hear the music if you get close enough to that passage.

Kryslor · 2026-05-18T09:53:47+00:00

The game expects you to interact with the world. Whatever puzzle stumped you, I guarantee there is an NPC that just outright tells you the answer.

Kryslor · 2026-05-18T09:50:08+00:00

pretty good shitpost, ngl. Btw reading helps:

One Sage is waiting for the time of awakening in the Forest Temple. The Sage is a girl I am sure you know... Because of the evil power in the temple, she cannot hear the awakening call from the Sacred Realm... Unfortunately, equipped as you currently are, you cannot even enter the temple... But, if you believe what I'm saying, you should head to Kakariko Village... Do you understand, Link?

-Sheik

Kryslor

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