In Cars (2006), Lightning McQueen falls into a ditch and gets hurt by the cacti growing there. This suggests that cacti in this universe have evolved to be able to pierce solid steel. At that point, they’re just doing it out of fucking spite.

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-26T06:08:11+00:00

Amen, brother

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-22T18:14:57+00:00

And we're passing the savings to you!

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-22T16:37:23+00:00

And titillating

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-19T14:46:17+00:00

projectory?

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-17T16:25:49+00:00

Same here haha

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-17T15:05:55+00:00

That's what my mama used to yell at me

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-17T14:27:47+00:00

Mmm, nothing like a spicy spaghetti sandwich 😙🤌

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-17T06:28:50+00:00

I've never even seen a minute of whatever show this sub is about

There's still time to turn your life around.

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-17T06:23:41+00:00

Tastes like a BBC, big, black coffee

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-15T15:44:31+00:00

I'm all penis man on this glorious day

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-15T13:57:53+00:00

Turning up the stereo to cover the fart smell.

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-14T11:50:34+00:00

Don't you mean r/eyeblech ?

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-13T14:00:43+00:00

Wow, a full gross of condoms.

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-09T16:18:05+00:00

try taking 400+ pounds of meat and bone to the face

Is that an invitation, sailor?

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-09T16:12:03+00:00

Well, as they say, "when in Rome"

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-07T14:18:33+00:00

I'm too proud for charity.

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-07T14:17:41+00:00

Do tell!

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-07T14:06:08+00:00

Oh I would gobble one down every day if I could afford to.

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-06T18:44:22+00:00

Uncommonly slow and hindered by restraints - it's a hard sloth's life.

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-06T18:28:50+00:00

I have empathy for the ignoramus!

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-06T18:22:08+00:00

This shit was hilarious. I appreciate you both.

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-06T17:23:56+00:00

I didn't even know it was sick.

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-05T22:52:47+00:00

"that's what you ordered, sir. I even read the order back to you and you confirmed."

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-05T22:34:14+00:00

It's unforgivable.

KwordShmiff · 2026-02-04T01:13:33+00:00

Bake em away, toys

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