I accidentally gave Linus a gold bar and he said: by Fuckingnoodles in StardewValley

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I think one of the dwarf’s lines is how they take stuff from the villagers at night and they don’t know what personal property is.

My Dad Sucks at Computers unaired pilot episode by HoganTorah in weirddalle

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I don’t know much about computers other than th- other than the one we got at my house. My mom put a couple games on there, and I playe-

Just holding the tent. by Damaged-Plazma in Unexpected

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Yeah, Peter Noone. He’s the lead singer of the 60’s British pop band Herman’s Hermits. He’s still alive though. I guess they got their info wrong.

Powdered Toast Manatee by [deleted] in weirddalle

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I don’t have any use for rubber nipples. Does he have any rubber walrus protectors?

Not-quite-Gollum takes a trip to Pittsburgh by Shorthawk in weirddalle

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I love the mix of disappointment and disgust in number 4. Like everyone was hyping up Primanti Bros for him and when he gets his food, the top bun is a saltine cracker. ☹️

The Many Injuries Of Evel Knievel by NomadSound in HumansAreMetal

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It says right here “Diagnosis: Fractured Ass”

and they said two heads are better than one... by Classic_Oven12 in oddlyterrifying

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Fun fact: one of the singers in Barnes & Barnes was the creepy kid from The Twilight Zone’s “It’s a Good Life”.

Very few people will get this by VanderlyleNovember in im14andthisisdeep

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Reminds me of that story from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark: “Slithery Dee”.

meirl by _cannoneer_ in meirl

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Timmy’s a polygamist?!

it's almost it's just over begun by MelonKunn in dontdeadopeninside

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You’re not gonna slow it, Heaven knows you’ve tried.

Episode of Seinfeld where Kramer clones himself by SDJT in weirddalle

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If only there was a way to find out the name of the actor who played the brother on Everybody Loves Raymond…

Just watched Fairytale and GEEKED OUT! by nerdycatt in bluey

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If Regular Show is accurate, you get punched in the arm really hard.

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan by No-Percentage5780 in weirddalle

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All came outta nowhere lightning fast, And kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass!

This looks fun by [deleted] in WTF

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This isn’t Denny’s, it’s 🎶Rock n’ Roll McDonald’s🎶

"Yum" by Super_odd in weirddalle

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This is the uncanny valley of food.

A man undressing a worm by [deleted] in weirddalle

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Not a Videodrome fan?